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Scro
05-06-2005, 12:59 PM
Did yall hear about the guys that hijacked the truckload carrying boxes of viagra? The cops said that they were looking for some hardened criminals.

JUSTINcredible
05-06-2005, 01:05 PM
lol, back to 8th grade:blah: :eek:

trick250r
05-06-2005, 02:02 PM
ha ha ha ha ha..........i dont get it!







jk

RadRacer
05-06-2005, 02:33 PM
An Asian guy flies into New York for some shopping. He exchanges 7500yen for $50, and goes on his way shopping in new York. The same guy flies into the same currecny exchange office 2 years later. he again exchanges 7500yen, but only gets $30. he asked the clerk why he didn't get the $50, and the clerk said "Fluctuations." So the Asain man starts walking out, and befor he steps out the door, he yells, "Fluct shu Amelican too!"

Scro
05-06-2005, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by RadRacer
An Asian guy flies into New York for some shopping. He exchanges 7500yen for $50, and goes on his way shopping in new York. The same guy flies into the same currecny exchange office 2 years later. he again exchanges 7500yen, but only gets $30. he asked the clerk why he didn't get the $50, and the clerk said "Fluctuations." So the Asain man starts walking out, and befor he steps out the door, he yells, "Fluct shu Amelican too!"

lol

blaster_rider68
05-06-2005, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by RadRacer An Asian guy flies into New York for some shopping. He exchanges 7500yen for $50, and goes on his way shopping in new York. The same guy flies into the same currecny exchange office 2 years later. he again exchanges 7500yen, but only gets $30. he asked the clerk why he didn't get the $50, and the clerk said "Fluctuations." So the Asain man starts walking out, and befor he steps out the door, he yells, "Fluct shu Amelican too!"

haha:D

JTRtrx250r
05-06-2005, 06:27 PM
LOL

I only take Viagra to keep me from rolling outta bed at night:blah:

rush298
05-06-2005, 06:34 PM
Did ya hear the one about the guy who got viagra stuck in his throat? He woke up with a stiff neck.......


:blah:

Scott-300ex
05-06-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by trick250r
ha ha ha ha ha..........i dont get it!







jk



im on the floor lmao


hahahahahaha:p

Scott-300ex
05-06-2005, 06:53 PM
did you hear about the guy who o.d.'d on viagra?



he blew up






i just made that up right now

everyone else made jokes and i was feeling left out

rush298
05-06-2005, 07:13 PM
That's a pretty good one Scott.........

Scott-300ex
05-06-2005, 10:26 PM
hahahahahahahahaha



are you joking?






and i laughed at tricks comment again:blah:

Scott-300ex
05-06-2005, 10:27 PM
wow rush, your birthday is one day before mine, mines may 18 and yours is 17th


:eek:

RadRacer
05-07-2005, 11:10 AM
Mine's May 13th.

Scro
05-07-2005, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by RadRacer
Mine's May 13th.

your profile says the 17th

lil400exdude
05-07-2005, 11:45 AM
no joke guys, my friends mom heard on the radio that this dumb***** kid tried snorting sum crushed up viagra and his dik blew up, like literally exploded
but i donno if i beleive all of that

RadRacer
05-07-2005, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
your profile says the 17th


Ummm, no it doesn't.

Woodsrider
05-07-2005, 03:05 PM
3 couples are trying to join a church

there is a 26 year old couple
a 45 year old couple
and a 75 year old couple

there all talking to the preacher and he tells them that the only thing they have to do to join the church is not have sex for 1 week

so the week goes by and the all meet with the preacher and he asks the 75 year old couple how did it go

they said it was easy they have not had sex in sevral years so they just went on with everyday life

he asks the 45 year old couple

they said it was a lil tough but we did not have sex at all

he asks the 26 year old couple

it was bad we didnt even make it 2 hours
what happened the preacher asked

wife bent over to get something out of the freezer and i had to have her
that to bd said the preacher but you 2 our not allowed in my church any more

thats ok they said kroeger said the same thing

Woodsrider
05-07-2005, 03:08 PM
A preist and a rabi were on a walk. They see a boy playing in the park, and the preist says; hey, lets go **** that boy! And the rabi says; Out of what?

JTRtrx250r
05-07-2005, 03:24 PM
LOL!:D

SadisticShee
05-07-2005, 04:23 PM
HAHA on that asian joke:)