insaneracin2003
05-05-2005, 09:19 AM
HMMMM - sounds like a plan to me:-)
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>If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
>ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
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>With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
>$1,000.00.
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>With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
>ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
>aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
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>Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink
>heavily and recycle.
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>It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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>If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
>ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
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>With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
>$1,000.00.
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>With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
>ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
>aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
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>Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink
>heavily and recycle.
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>It's called the 401-Keg Plan