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Foxyangel0425
05-04-2005, 01:51 PM
The power mower was broken and wouldn't run. A lady kept hinting to her
>> husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never sank
>> in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When her
>> husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass,
>> busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched
>> silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only
>> a few moments. When he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. "When
>> you finish cutting the grass", he said, "You might as well sweep the
>> sidewalks." The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will
>> always limp.

The moral of the story is...listen to your wife!
>>:devil:

insaneracin2003
05-04-2005, 02:59 PM
i would have handed her a comb and told her "dont forget to rake":devil:

born-2-race
05-04-2005, 03:32 PM
lmao :D

400exrules
05-04-2005, 03:36 PM
lmfao why cant women just straight up say somethin instead of f^ckin hinting at everything