Rasing Boys

[Foxyangel0425]

Raising Boys--

a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is
hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...

Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
hit
by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already
too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though
a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Legos's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
old boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
not
like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

[YZ400EX]

Originally posted by Foxyangel0425
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

24.) 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

Thats funny because after reading the part about the Clorox and Brake fluid I wanted to try it..haha

[Scott-300ex]

Originally posted by Foxyangel0425
24.) 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

me and my friend just read this and when we get home we're ganna try it

im also ganna try the dust bunnies and roller blades


i can't believe they predicted about us doing it


crazy

thats all funny as hell though, lmao

hahaha thats hilarious!!!! i just couldnt stop laughin..!!


so, are those little devils ur kids?!! hahaha sure i have a hard time huh!!


and i will try that clorox and brake fluid.!

[quadracer511]

as soon as i read the brake fluid n clorox thing i was tryin to remember if i had some and where lol

[WEEZIL]

oh my god.. The roller blades and dust bunnies.. and the clorox and brake fluid are genious

[2001300exguy]

does anyone have some clorox i could borrow?:D

[Foxyangel0425]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tony_jackass
so, are those little devils ur kids?!!


Sadly we haven't been blessed with kids yet.



:(

[zlam27]

Originally posted by Foxyangel0425
24.) 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

that's rediculous....... she completely read my mind. i immediatly thought of where to find some clorox to try this out when i read #8, thats crazy.

zach

Originally posted by Foxyangel0425
[QUOTE]Originally posted by tony_jackass
so, are those little devils ur kids?!!


Sadly we haven't been blessed with kids yet.



:(



ooh dont worry!! they will come!! :D and make sure that ur going to tell us when they're on their way!

[bansheeguy77]

Originally posted by zlam27
that's rediculous....... she completely read my mind. i immediatly thought of where to find some clorox to try this out when i read #8, thats crazy.

zach

lmao mine too. i lost it when i read the last one because i was thinking where to try that at :scary:

anyone tried it yet? I plan on it tonight

[huffdaddy_400EX]

$%#@%...we're out of Clorox!!

[trailmaster]

Originally posted by zlam27
that's rediculous....... she completely read my mind. i immediatly thought of where to find some clorox to try this out when i read #8, thats crazy.

zach


Amazing... I know i have brake fluid and i know i have clorox. Cant wait to try it out. My luck, something will go wrong and it will explode. Anyone try dry ice and water in a pop bottle with the lid on? Man, it will explode the bottle to absolutely nothing left. Use caution though.

[LeGaCyGiAnT124]

haha them are pretty funny. did anyone try the clorox and brake fluid yet?

make sure u film it and send it to www.big-boys.com

im sure they will post it and ull get 50 bucks ;)

Originally posted by trailmaster
Anyone try dry ice and water in a pop bottle with the lid on? Man, it will explode the bottle to absolutely nothing left. Use caution though.

o yes those were the days. draino and water works good too:devil:

[brian-250]

Originally posted by LeGaCyGiAnT124
haha them are pretty funny. did anyone try the clorox and brake fluid yet?

i just got some brake fluid from my neighbor im gonna try it tommorow. think ill have both doors of the barn open
:eek2:

[YZ400EX]

Well I have some Clorox on the way and brake fluid out in the garage..I will tell you guys if it works..

im on my way out to rey it and when ever i get soem dry ice im gunna gry that glass bomb thing sounds cool

[brian350rx]

:confused: :ermm:
I just tried it - I couldnt resist ( I put about 1/2" of Clorox in a pop can and then a good shot of brake fluid) and NOTHING:confused:

[Cr85rRida]

try it in a cup instead of a closed area like a soda can. plus the residue of the soda might have ****e d it up:cuss:

[YZ400EX]

Alright guys I tried it too..IT DOESNT WORK..Well It does create smoke, but a tiny tiny amount..almost not even visable..I had it in a plastic bottle and had to squeeze the bottle to even get it to come out..I tried shaking it with the cap on and not any better..I also tried it in an open area..still nothing..It definately ISNT worth the waste of the brake fluid..Its a dud :D

[brian350rx]

I rinsed it out and dried it
its still sitting on the balcony and nothing is happening

[2004exrider]

:eek2: DONT STAND TO CLOSE TO IT!!! ITS A CHEMICAL REACTION THATS MAKIN IT SMOKE THOSE FUMES CAN PROBLY
MESS U UP.

[quadracer511]

ne one tried the dust bunny hairspray m roller blades yet?

[Fred55]

Try Drain cleaner and aluminum foil ;)

[WKY400EX]

The dry ice thing is fun. Sounds like a shotgun when the bottle explodes.:D

I know it sounds dumb, but my friends and I used to take a cigarette lighter to each others socks. If you do it right, you'll burn the the balls of lint off your socks. It's twice as fun if they don't see it coming, then look down, and see their sock lint burning.:p

[shellz4sand]

Welcome to my world!Try living with 2 boys 9 & 11 who both asked for 450's on their Christmas list.They have tested a few of those things.The UPS man just puts my boys ebay purchases in the back of my truck at work they come so often.They have discovered how easy it is to buy parts for their bikes online with my dads credit cards. Although when it comes to riding I'm trying to beat them up Competion Hill, and then I remember there is nothing better than little boys :cool:

[parkers30]

is everyone using clorox laundry detergent?

doesn't clorox also make a powerdered cleaner? comes in a green tube thing? maybe I am wrong.... I just seem to remember using it to clean alot of things when I was little, mostly car tires

[YZ400EX]

Originally posted by parkers30
is everyone using clorox laundry detergent?

doesn't clorox also make a powerdered cleaner? comes in a green tube thing? maybe I am wrong.... I just seem to remember using it to clean alot of things when I was little, mostly car tires


I used Clorox Bleach..not laundry detergent and it didnt work..Ajax is the powder you are talking about I think..That might do something with brake fluid, but it isnt what was said worked to mix w/ brake fluid to create smoke and I dont have any so I never tried it..:devil:

[QuadJunkies]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Foxyangel0425
[B]Raising Boys--

a 3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.

Now that I believe!!!



13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.
It were would be fun trying though!!!! lol :devil:

[bansheeguy77]

you guys want a nice chemical reaction? mix oxy-clean, laundry detergent, and clorox i believe it was. it was like a 1/4 tub of oxy clean and a decent pour of both liquids. well needless to say in 10 minutes it ate the lid of the oxy clean bucket away and was foaming like a mofo and gurgling like it was about ot explode. as it was gaining strength some of it started coming out and eating the rest of the bucket away. it ate right through my friends pants (he was holding it inbetween his legs, it was for a prank to kill grass about 10 miles away) and still 2 years later the road is stained where we threw it out of the window. but yeah he was about in tears saying that his leg was on fire and jumped out of the car while still traveling at 20 mph to do a stop drop and roll. guess it must have burnt :confused:

[Scott-300ex]

me and my friends do a bunch of crap like that

my one friend and i are really into explosives and knives and stuff so we make some stuff and do good pranks on people


yeah, the socks, sometimes it will inlfame your whole sock if your lucky, i told my cuzin to do it and she burnt her sock, cuz they didn't light and she just held it there, lmao


oh man, we have some good times

[zlam27]

beware of the gas created by this little "experiment" because if im not mistaken, its chlorine gas (what was used in WWII to poison the enemy).

by the way, im not sure if brake fluid even works. i want to say its bleach and something else thats used to make the pretty white cloud. maybe im thinking of doing a burnout on a puddle of bleach, i think that gives off a somewhat toxic white cloud.

speaking of which,
Q.) how does snoop-dogg get his clothes so white?

A.) he uses a lot of bleeeotch.

zach

[banshee93]

i tried the clorox and bleach and nothing happened

[wilkin250r]

Salt petre and sugar makes a much better smoke bomb, and not nearly as toxic.

[TRX_450]

lol thats hilarious as soosn as i read the clorox thing i wanted to try it.....lol im only 14 :D