Foxyangel0425
04-27-2005, 02:18 PM
>A woman after my own heart.
>
>I have long contended there are male jokes and there are
>female
> jokes.
> Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to
> you
> in the
>hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a
>woman
>who
>will love it.
>
>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
>with her
>girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely
>sexy
>middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman
>could
>not take
>her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
>attentive
>stare
>and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she
>could
>offer
>her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and
>whispered
>to her,
>"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
>no
>matter
>how kinky, for $20.00, on one condition."
>
>(There are always conditions.) Flabbergasted, the woman
>asked
>what the
>condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you
>want
>me to
>do
>in just three words."
>(Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for
>
>a
>moment,
>then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she
>pressed
>into the
>man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his
>eyes,
>and
>slowly and meaningfully said,...
>
>
>"Clean my house."
>
>I have long contended there are male jokes and there are
>female
> jokes.
> Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to
> you
> in the
>hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a
>woman
>who
>will love it.
>
>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
>with her
>girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely
>sexy
>middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman
>could
>not take
>her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
>attentive
>stare
>and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she
>could
>offer
>her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and
>whispered
>to her,
>"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
>no
>matter
>how kinky, for $20.00, on one condition."
>
>(There are always conditions.) Flabbergasted, the woman
>asked
>what the
>condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you
>want
>me to
>do
>in just three words."
>(Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for
>
>a
>moment,
>then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she
>pressed
>into the
>man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his
>eyes,
>and
>slowly and meaningfully said,...
>
>
>"Clean my house."