insaneracin2003
04-26-2005, 08:36 AM
blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake. He finds his way
>to
>a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
>to
>the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
>
>The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
>the
>woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only
>fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
>
>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>
>Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
>
>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not
>if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
>to
>a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
>to
>the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
>
>The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
>the
>woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only
>fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
>
>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>
>Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
>
>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not
>if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."