Britney Spears is Pregnat........

[Dan_Guetter]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo there goes my chance:( :( :( :(

Whats this world coming to

Britney: 'I'm Pregnant'

Associated Press

Britney Spears has revealed what might be Hollywood's worst-kept secret: She's pregnant. In a posting on her Web site, Spears told fans that she and husband, Kevin Federline, were expecting their first child together.

Spears' publicist, Sonia Muckle, confirmed the singer's pregnancy Tuesday but refused to provide additional details.

"The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together," the singer said. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers."

The couple were married in September. Magazines and tabloids have speculated for weeks that Spears, 23, was pregnant, documenting her expanding waistline and fuller figure, but she remained mum on the subject.

However, she has previously expressed a desire to start a family. In an interview with People magazine last fall, she said: "I want to be a young mom. I can see us as parents."

While this will be Spears' first foray into parenthood, Federline, 27, has two children with his ex-girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson. Spears and Federline met last year when he was a backup dancer on her tour — and Jackson was pregnant with their son.

Spears wed Federline just eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated that the union is in trouble — prompting an angry outburst from Spears on her Web site last month.

Yet the couple have hardly hid from the limelight — last week, the pair announced they would document their courtship in a new reality series on UPN. The network promised "exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos" of their "personal love story."

Spears' impending motherhood may be the ultimate indicator that the former teen princess is all grown up. Spears was cast as an innocent with a bit of sex appeal when she made her debut at 16 with the multiplatinum " ... Baby, One More Time" and became a youth icon. As she grew older, her image got sexier, and more vampish.

Her last album was a greatest hits collection, which has sold nearly 1 million copies.

[I-7]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO :mad: :ermm:

[Out_Sider]

heh.. oops :devil:

[Pvt. Maggot]

I guess I did it again :o :ermm: :p :D :devil:

[theTman]

you both wrong....it was me:o :devil: :scary: :chinese: :macho

[Bush0102]

oops i did it again

[gyt-r450]

Originally posted by I-7
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO :mad: :ermm:

i 2nd that:chinese:

[bayou boy]

damn..coulda swore i pulled out

[JOEX]

And I thought she was still a virgin:(

[LTandRaptorider]

Dammit, she swore she couldn't have kids! :grr: :rolleyes:

Oh well, LtandRaptorider Jr... :D

Originally posted by JOEX
And I thought she was still a virgin:(


hahahaha.

well, all i can say is that there is a milf coming!

[Golden Joker]

well, all i can say is that there is a milf coming!


haha, yeah on Vh1 I saw britney wearing a shirt that said "milf in training."

[Dan_Guetter]

MILF MILF MILF


hahahaha

[JUSTINcredible]

bummer:(

[Bush0102]

this will probably get me in trouble, but too bad we couldnt see it before she pops a kid out of it...:chinese:

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

the kid will probably fall right out:eek2: virgin...riggghhhttt.

Dan, you spelled pregnant wrong:o :p

[o4250]

They baby is probaly gonna be Black:blah: :huh

wait till britney's sister turns 18 :D

[Scott-300ex]

MAMA NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoOn3]

that wont stop me from masturbating to her.

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by GoOn3
that wont stop me from masturbating to her.

Haha, I knew that would be coming sooner or later...but with you, it's probably sooner!:macho

haha, jp bro!

[YFZ450Ridr]

thats the last thing we need is more of her running around:p i bet shes going to have a girl and follow in her foot steps:chinese:

[Foxyangel0425]

Originally posted by Shift_DVS
MILF MILF MILF


hahahaha

Oh my goodness, she is just NASTY!

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by Shift_DVS
MILF MILF MILF


hahahaha

Milfy milf milf milf :devil:

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by Mxjunkie69
Milfy milf milf milf :devil:
im sorry if i catch on quickly,but what the heck is milf:confused: :ermm:

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by insaneracin2003
im sorry if i catch on quickly,but what the heck is milf:confused: :ermm:

Mom I'd like to f.... Or Mature chick you'd like to do

[SRH]

Originally posted by Shift_DVS
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo there goes my chance:( :( :( :(

Whats this world coming to

Britney: 'I'm Pregnant'

Associated Press

Britney Spears has revealed what might be Hollywood's worst-kept secret: She's pregnant. In a posting on her Web site, Spears told fans that she and husband, Kevin Federline, were expecting their first child together.

Spears' publicist, Sonia Muckle, confirmed the singer's pregnancy Tuesday but refused to provide additional details.

"The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together," the singer said. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers."

The couple were married in September. Magazines and tabloids have speculated for weeks that Spears, 23, was pregnant, documenting her expanding waistline and fuller figure, but she remained mum on the subject.

However, she has previously expressed a desire to start a family. In an interview with People magazine last fall, she said: "I want to be a young mom. I can see us as parents."

While this will be Spears' first foray into parenthood, Federline, 27, has two children with his ex-girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson. Spears and Federline met last year when he was a backup dancer on her tour — and Jackson was pregnant with their son.

Spears wed Federline just eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated that the union is in trouble — prompting an angry outburst from Spears on her Web site last month.

Yet the couple have hardly hid from the limelight — last week, the pair announced they would document their courtship in a new reality series on UPN. The network promised "exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos" of their "personal love story."

Spears' impending motherhood may be the ultimate indicator that the former teen princess is all grown up. Spears was cast as an innocent with a bit of sex appeal when she made her debut at 16 with the multiplatinum " ... Baby, One More Time" and became a youth icon. As she grew older, her image got sexier, and more vampish.

Her last album was a greatest hits collection, which has sold nearly 1 million copies.

i look at it like this, if any of us get the chance in the next couple months....we dont have to pull out, i never did before anyway, its probaly mine

[ShiftFMX]

My little Girl Dun grow'd up :(

[theTman]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
My little Girl Dun grow'd up :(

and grown out:o if u get my point

[rwhitaker04]

tubes tied my *****...lil lien w**** hopefully i get custidty so i can have more quads and child support..

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

Originally posted by rwhitaker04
tubes tied my *****...lil lien w**** hopefully i get custidty so i can have more quads and child support..
can someone translate i dont speak illiterate:confused:

[rwhitaker04]

illiterate? or maybe those words were to big for you? or is <<that illiterate to? so u slander someone cause of the way the post on a thread when actually it makes sense to me..

[wheelinforlife]

Yeah she is having our kid in 8 months. We decided it was time;)

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

Originally posted by rwhitaker04
illiterate? or maybe those words were to big for you? or is <<that illiterate to? so u slander someone cause of the way the post on a thread when actually it makes sense to me..
Whoa professor calm down, it's called humor. Maybe you will understand that when your off the rag:devil:

[rwhitaker04]

oo okay all good fun..i see how singling a post out that is correct is good humor..but not posting bout the pregnat? spelled wrong? funny guy..u are..have i seen ur show somewhere else? comedy jam? or something..who are u mr. obvious?

[UbeenSmoked]

I would laugh my ***** off if she had Set Tuplets(sp)

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

Originally posted by rwhitaker04
oo okay all good fun..i see how singling a post out that is correct is good humor..but not posting bout the pregnat? spelled wrong? funny guy..u are..have i seen ur show somewhere else? comedy jam? or something..who are u mr. obvious?
Thanks for appreciating my comedy, i didn't know i had i fan in the crowd. Yay for me. I'm going to stop now though cause i think i seriously hurt your feeling and i don't like making people cry, it hurts me more, and this time I'm not lying.

[YFZ450Ridr]

Originally posted by UbeenSmoked
I would laugh my ***** off if she had Set Tuplets(sp)

hahaha can u say stretch marks lmao

[raptorman2001]

hey guys that r waiting on her sistet to turn eightteen well i sort of ruined it for you too srry:D im not 18 so i hit that last night lol im not even sixteen lol

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

Originally posted by raptorman2001
hey guys that r waiting on her sistet to turn eightteen well i sort of ruined it for you too srry:D im not 18 so i hit that last night lol im not even sixteen lol
did the shugah taste sweet

[JOEX]

Originally posted by raptorman2001
hey guys that r waiting on her sistet to turn eightteen well i sort of ruined it for you too srry:D im not 18 so i hit that last night lol im not even sixteen lol
Sorry to disappoint you but she has to really be there for it to count:eek: :devil:

[DeerNuts]

Originally posted by JOEX
Sorry to disappoint you but she has to really be there for it to count:eek: :devil:

LOL. He got you there man!

[rwhitaker04]

how does picture paper taste or feel?

[Butters]

Originally posted by Bush0102
this will probably get me in trouble, but too bad we couldnt see it before she pops a kid out of it...:chinese:

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

[raptorman2001]

this might get me in trouble but i cant hold back she was there and it seemed reall and it was good but then my alarm went off and woke me up and ruined it all lol:devil: :devil:

[iceracer65]

what a wonderful role model for the young girls in this country...:rolleyes: little trollup:devil:

[Bush0102]

Originally posted by iceracer65
what a wonderful role model for the young girls in this country...:rolleyes: little trollup:devil:

hey at least she's married...

[JOEX]

Originally posted by Bush0102
hey at least she's married...
That's what I was going to say;) :)

[iceracer65]

yea married twice...one lasted 55hrs OMG!!! plus the music sux!:devil:

Originally posted by JOEX
Sorry to disappoint you but she has to really be there for it to count:eek: :devil:


haha owned!!

yea magazines dont count bud!

[rwhitaker04]

whats even funnier..is that shes 4 months pregnant!!lol..her and her lil wangsta husband got married in september last year...lol...they really waited to see if they were gonna work out didnt they..? what a whore..

[Aceman]

Originally posted by rwhitaker04
whats even funnier..is that shes 4 months pregnant!!lol..her and her lil wangsta husband got married in september last year...lol...they really waited to see if they were gonna work out didnt they..? what a whore..

Do you have a point or are you just mad you didn't get to marry her?:rolleyes: I see nothing wrong with conceiving a child 4 mos after your married or even one day after getting hitched. What difference does it make? I've never heard of anyone getting married, waiting to make sure they get along alright, and then having a baby. That's why you date first. Bottom line is, it's her life, not yours so that means she can pretty much do whatever she wants.

[Jersey450R]

maybe she will have a camel.:eek2:

[416exmx]

Originally posted by Jersey450R
maybe she will have a camel.:eek2:

LMFAO... Thats the best I've heard yet.

[cody anderson]

Crap... I knew I should have been careful...:scary:

[thomps6s]

This is good, hopefully she will disappear for ever. She is way too annoying.

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by rwhitaker04
whats even funnier..is that shes 4 months pregnant!!lol..her and her lil wangsta husband got married in september last year...lol...they really waited to see if they were gonna work out didnt they..? what a whore..

Lmao, she kinda does look like a hoe :devil:
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/75859.jpg

[Jennys440'Dale]

Makeup is a womans best friend!!!

[Jennys440'Dale]

:eek2:

[black450r]

britney spears is trailer trash

[thomps6s]

It's amazing what makeup does.

[iceracer65]

Originally posted by Aceman
Do you have a point or are you just mad you didn't get to marry her?:rolleyes: I see nothing wrong with conceiving a child 4 mos after your married or even one day after getting hitched. What difference does it make? I've never heard of anyone getting married, waiting to make sure they get along alright, and then having a baby. That's why you date first. Bottom line is, it's her life, not yours so that means she can pretty much do whatever she wants.

lol you talk about her like shes your sister:rolleyes:

...any way...this all goes to show you, just cause youre famous, it doesnt mean youre smart...or talented for that matter.

trust me...im watchin the mickey mouse club looking for the next swank!

[dunnonuttin]

Originally posted by theTman
you both wrong....it was me:o :devil: :scary: :chinese: :macho incorrect grasshopper, it was infact me. i hope she dont go for child support:uhoh:

[rwhitaker04]

no actually im kinda happy it turned out to be someone elses who wants to put up with that whore for the rest of their natural born life?

[Aceman]

Probably Kevin Federline.:rolleyes:

I never said I like her or her music I just don't think it's right to judge her for having a kid 4 mos into her marriage. It's easy to sit back and call her a whore but I don't see a camera following you around, putting your face on TV constantly so the folks at home can criticize your every move.

[rwhitaker04]

omg kid grow up...lol...we all care so much about britney spears...actually wtf cares bout britney spears....shes only good to look at...

[Aceman]

I had to do a double take when I read your profile. I thought I was dealing with a 14 year old, not someone that's 20. I'm not here to argue over Britney Spears and whether she should have a child or not. After reading your previous posts, it looks like you have a lot of growing up to do yourself. I'm done posting in this worthless thread.

[redlineranger]

Originally posted by Aceman
Probably Kevin Federline.:rolleyes:

I never said I like her or her music I just don't think it's right to judge her for having a kid 4 mos into her marriage. It's easy to sit back and call her a whore but I don't see a camera following you around, putting your face on TV constantly so the folks at home can criticize your every move.

were all wrong... a ***it dancer named kevin federline:blah: has been bonin her.... oh well she's $h!tty lookin with out make up anyways:scary:

[muddy400EX]

Originally posted by Mxjunkie69
Lmao, she kinda does look like a hoe :devil:
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/75859.jpg


she does look like a hoe, but she also looks hot:blah:

[iceracer65]

i know alot of hot chicks....100% of them were never married for 55hrs!

if you put her in front of me...i would say NO...and kindly tell her to go get some ace man!:devil: :blah:

Originally posted by iceracer65
i know alot of hot chicks....100% of them were never married for 55hrs!

if you put her in front of me...i would say NO...and kindly tell her to go get some ace man!:devil: :blah:


**cough*******cough**

[bloodhound400]

Originally posted by Aceman
Probably Kevin Federline.:rolleyes:

I never said I like her or her music I just don't think it's right to judge her for having a kid 4 mos into her marriage. It's easy to sit back and call her a whore but I don't see a camera following you around, putting your face on TV constantly so the folks at home can criticize your every move. can we all say STALKER

[ballisticpb]

lol
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a473/a473.gif

[Got Roost?]

:eek: :eek2: :eek:

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/White-Trash-Britney.html

[Dan_Guetter]

Originally posted by Got Roost?
:eek: :eek2: :eek:

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/White-Trash-Britney.html :eek2:

[cody anderson]

Holy Hell, somebody looks like they took a roost to the face. :scary:

Ahh, hell... Who am I kidding? I still would!

[SheRides]

Why would she smoke when shes pregnant :rolleyes: Stupid *****

[ballisticpb]

i dont think that pic where she is smoking is recent

[Scott-300ex]

http://www2.popculturesurvey.com/?config=643&src=WC-55968aaaCD892:55245:



lmao

Originally posted by Scott-300ex
http://www2.popculturesurvey.com/?config=643&src=WC-55968aaaCD892:55245:



lmao


i voted fat:confused:

[lonestar13r]

looks like God blessed us with anouther fine MILF ! :devil:

All I have to say is....—!

[Lolli2]

You're kidding right? Not about her being pregnant, but that there's actually a thread? OMG! Hello??? LOL
Men......

Originally posted by Lolli2
You're kidding right? Not about her being pregnant, but that there's actually a thread? OMG! Hello??? LOL
Men......

deal with it, that's why you like men.:D :)