Term Paper-Perfect Spouse

[asa_2]

Okay for my senior English term paper , we have to write about the perfect girl for us and what qualites we want our future spouse to have. Sounds easy but I am drawing a blank, any comments to help the thought process start would be apperciated.
-alex

[I-7]

Originally posted by asa_2
Okay for my senior English term paper , we have to write about the perfect girl for us and what qualites we want our future spouse to have. Sounds easy but I drawing a blank, any comments to help the thought process start would be apperciated.
-alex


seems pretty easy and pretty personal to me so how are you having a problem?

[derekhonda]

big boobs little brain doesnt talk much

[lol]

beautiful, funny, nice smile, stuff like that;)

[asa_2]

I cant get past looks ha and it has to be more about personality- honestly who goes for personality? hah

[Aceman]

Probably guys that are out to marry a woman and not just date her.:o :blah:

[theTman]

comon guys...your forgetting one thing

she has to ride!!!!!!!!!

[WEEZIL]

She gota be a twisty tittied freak in the sack!

[ThumPIN_450R]

A big rack is a top priority for me being a good cook is a good one too because i like eating and any thing past grilled cheese is beyond my abilities

[shellz4sand]

I have tested this theory:
Good riding buddy, no matter what it is best to find someone who loves what you love!A best friend without that you have nothing.Honest, loyal and will buy you all the bike parts you could possibly want.Must cook,clean, and wash your truck.Must be handy with rachet straps, able to mix your gas (if you have a two stroke).Will load the truck and trailer while you sleep in on a Saturday.Know what you like from Starbucks, and brings you one right before you leave to go riding.Fuel the truck up on the way back from Starbucks.Oh yeah and have a new 450 for you to ride :cool: !Just an idea.I wish I was 18 again, I would have found this guy!Good luck with your paper.
Shelley:blah:

[asa_2]

Everytime I start all I can think is beer filled boobs...:cool:

[zephead400ex]

Honest
Loyal
Your best friend - (IMO, in a marriage, friendship is more important than love. Love will follow a great relationship.)
Intelligent
Good mother (if you have/want kids)
Good with your friends
Passionate as well as compassionate.

There's a few things to get you going. Good luck.

[lil400exman]

ability to laugh at herself would be high on my list. Someone who cant admit their mistakes and have fun doing isnt someone I want to be around.

Someone that wants to give. Cause without giving their would be no material for a relationship. Someone who has a good sense of humor. It makes life alot easier.

Also look deeper than the boobs and arse. The girls like that usually have the most trouble but they have the best assets to cover it. I have been involved with some beautiful girls...but when you see the mess you get on the inside....well they get ugly real quick.When they get older you are left with a real mess too-nasty body (is she has big boobs) and a nasty personality.........same goes with guys looking for girls!

Just remember.....you arent the perfect catch or Gods Gift to women...Kepp yourself humble and it will keep you and your signigicant other happy!:) ;)

[Butters]

Originally posted by WEEZIL
She gota be a twisty tittied freak in the sack!

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[quadrcr161]

there is no perfect spouse, once you give the girl a ring/marry her she drops the whole act and turns into the real person who dosent like the things you like and expects you to do everything.

love is over rated.

[markk]

LMAO, Make your self sound like a real AZZhole, lol, All u have to do on this paper is say what u think, and use good grammer, and writing methods. U cant fail it no mater what u put in.



Im make my teacher think that i was a real ***!!!!!!

[asa_2]

8 pages of BS and got a low A...not bad and a note saying, "good luck finding that perfect spouse, I don't think she exist". There may be a mute, big titted , 120 pound, sports freak girl, who rides somewhere. We also had to have a visual , so I took a pic of this really hot chick at our school and put duct tape on the picture over her mouth.

[trick450r]

after living with my parents for the past 15 years...i would have to vote no spouse at all haha

[jst]

Y exact words to my wife 3 years prior to our marriage,"I want a woman who walks down the street with dignity,holds her head up and is well respected in the community,and a porn star in bed."

[wilkin250r]

The perfect woman does not exist.

If she's really good-looking, then men are falling all over her. As a result, she gets used to being treated like a queen. Relationships to her are 90/10 splits, with her putting forth that 10%.

On rare occasion, you find a girl that is good looking AND very nice, and doesn't expect the world on a platter. She usually has a room-tempurature IQ.

If she's smart, she's never satisified. It's an unfortunate fact with women. I don't know why. Ugly or cute, it doesn't matter, this simple fact does not follow such trends, it's universal. If you bring her flowers once, you're romantic. If you bring her flowers 10 times, you're boring. And every holiday is a quest to out-do the last gift you gave her. Never satisified.

If she's not self-centered and high maintenance, she's self-conscious, and that's a real turn-off in the bedroom.

[TRX250X]

In the piano bar at our local watering hole here in west lafayette we sing about the perfect girl. It goes like this:

"I want a rich dumb young nymphomaniac/ To drive me around in her Cadillac/ When she's not on her knees/ She'll be flat on her back/ I want a rich dumb young nymphomaniac"

I think Pat Daly, and maybe some other people sing this. I just know I've heard it on Bob and Tom. Good song, that's for sure.

[HtFoxChick]

:rolleyes: ooookkkkkkk

[SRH]

a mute bisexual sex slave with a perfect ***, that consistently brings home women to share, variety is key.

[frcfed4]

confidence would be pretty high on my list. i love a girl that carries herself well.

[shellz4sand]

You guys all have such a different views.Kinda scary for a girl to hear the real truth of what you guys think!Some of you will defineatly find the perfect spouse,others of you well, good luck with that theory.:confused:

[lil400exman]

Originally posted by shellz4sand
You guys all have such a different views.Kinda scary for a girl to hear the real truth of what you guys think!Some of you will defineatly find the perfect spouse,others of you well, good luck with that theory.:confused:

I agree. I dont know what some guys think they are...gods gift to women?....seriously...........twisty titted freak in the sack? Good lawd..............what happens when the boobs hang and the face gets loses the "new factor?"

OHHHH YEAH!!! new girl right?!?!?!:rolleyes:


i swear................my generations future looks very promising..........:huh :eek2: :(

[lil400exman]

Originally posted by asa_2
8 pages of BS and got a low A...not bad and a note saying, "good luck finding that perfect spouse, I don't think she exist". There may be a mute, big titted , 120 pound, sports freak girl, who rides somewhere. We also had to have a visual , so I took a pic of this really hot chick at our school and put duct tape on the picture over her mouth.
I watched a show on discovery health channel and they said its physically impossible for a woman to achieve large breasts while still being the "reuqired" slenderness society reccomends. To get the "perfect" girl they would need to have implants and work out everyday.

Why doesnt guys seem to have the same standards and try and strive for the themselves? I swear..........most guys emabarass me!

Oh yea my friend had a girlfriend that was an exotic dancer for a long time. She had saline implants and he said you could hear them slosh around,they were always kool to the touch!! He said it sounded good in theory....but he doesnt want a chick with the fake boobs now! :huh

[duke416ex]

Right, right. If others guys embaress you b/c of what they want in a woman you got probs. Very rarely do you find a girl that is beautiful, smart, funny, easy to get along with, wants to do what you want, doesn't care if you aren't together all the time, on that you can trust, and one that wants it very often. It just don't happen, trust me I have looked and everyone else I know has too. You may find one that fits a lot of the qualities in public, but when you get home the sh#t hits the fan. You think I'm wrong, you go find the perfect girl, date her for a while, if everything is ok, move in together and see how long you last. Some times it's nice, other times it's h@ll.

[lil400exman]

Originally posted by duke416ex
Right, right. If others guys embaress you b/c of what they want in a woman you got probs. Very rarely do you find a girl that is beautiful, smart, funny, easy to get along with, wants to do what you want, doesn't care if you aren't together all the time, on that you can trust, and one that wants it very often. It just don't happen, trust me I have looked and everyone else I know has too. You may find one that fits a lot of the qualities in public, but when you get home the sh#t hits the fan. You think I'm wrong, you go find the perfect girl, date her for a while, if everything is ok, move in together and see how long you last. Some times it's nice, other times it's h@ll.

And you believe that you are perfect all the time yourself too aye? By the sounds of what you want in a woman its seems like it.

Heres a little rule to go by- do you expect the same out of yourself out of your significant other? If you can honestly say no, then wow I am sorry!

I have a gut feeling that this isnt the case though. I have been with the same girl fora long time and we liked each other before we even made it offical! Sure we all have our pitfalls (dont tell me guys that you dont!) but if you love the person enough they are shadowed over by the good qualities.

You guys will prolly tell me that im crazy and what not and how i make this up but its true. Apply a little golden rule in your relationship (treat others as you want to be treated) and you will find things get alot better!:macho

Also you think you are the perfect guy? You think you always want to help around the house,want ot go shopping with your wife and happy?

I didnt think so.:chinese:

[shellz4sand]

I think you guys are all correct.It doesn't matter about anything unless your happy.Some people actually luck out and find the perfect one.It's the simple things in life that make it worth living.I have had more fun in the garage sitting on a milk crate watching someone wrench on a bike then any fancy dinner I have every been taking to.We all can make up the perfect person on paper, but it is another story trying to live with them!

[sloppyjoe]

i think i have the perfect wife! she told me yesterday what she wants for mothers day. she wants to go riding at st.joe!!!! it dont get any better than that.

[duke416ex]

Originally posted by lil400exman
And you believe that you are perfect all the time yourself too aye? By the sounds of what you want in a woman its seems like it.

Heres a little rule to go by- do you expect the same out of yourself out of your significant other? If you can honestly say no, then wow I am sorry!

I have a gut feeling that this isnt the case though. I have been with the same girl fora long time and we liked each other before we even made it offical! Sure we all have our pitfalls (dont tell me guys that you dont!) but if you love the person enough they are shadowed over by the good qualities.

You guys will prolly tell me that im crazy and what not and how i make this up but its true. Apply a little golden rule in your relationship (treat others as you want to be treated) and you will find things get alot better!:macho

Also you think you are the perfect guy? You think you always want to help around the house,want ot go shopping with your wife and happy?

I didnt think so.:chinese:


No I don't think I am perfect any of the time. I have flaws just like you do, if you thinnk you have woman figured out so good, come live with my g/f a day or to. See what you do when you get cussed for being home late after you have been working 12 hours. Or go out and mow the yard, take the trash out, and feed the dogs and then let her tell you that you never do anything around the house. I have had them perfect relationships before, I dated a girl from my senior year of high school til my senior year of college, no relationship is ever perfect. It may be in public, but not at home. Since you have your woman so figured out let me give you a tip, don't ever think you know what a woman is thinking. She will prove you wrong!!
I love mine to death, but sometimes we just have troubles getting along, whether it's my fault or hers.

[BLAZE1]

^^^ He's just pissed because his woman is makin him sell all his toys.

How much for the gixxer??

[duke416ex]

Nah, she ain't makin me sell them, I just want something new. I've been lookin for a 1000 for a while. I had a post on the 750 in the for sale section, I was asking 6500, pm me if you want to know anything about it.

I know I am soundin mean in a lot of this, and I don't mean too. Everyone has their own opinion of the perfect spouse, I guess all I am saying is that no matter what there is always going to be something about your spouse that you want to change. It may be a big detail or a little one, it al just depends if you can look over it or not b/c more than likely you aren't going to change it and they aren't going to change what they want about you.

[toby400ex]

Someone that appreciates the fact that you really try to make it work...................

[SRH]

haha i dont know what you guys think but if you try to pick up a chick with that sweet gentleman attitude its not gonna happen, you sound like a ***** if you say **** like guys are such pigs or i cant beleive some of these guys, even if the girl doesnt realize there attracted to guys who are "dicks" and beleive there gods gift to women deep down there drawn to that dominant type attitude not some push over ,that sweet flowers and chocolates stuff is what gift card companies and society pounds down everyones throats but it doesnt work, maybe if your in a realationship it will get you some that night but not if your picking up some random girl

theres no such thing as a perfect spouse men and women are met to mate and move on not be tied down to one partner eternally, long term realtionship or marriage eventually will become old, its just who can suppress there feelings and urges the longest determines how long it lasts, some people can last forever some not

i dont wanna be pals with any girl or just chat it up i either i wanna **** you or i dont talk to you, thats true with any straight guys half of them wont admit it, and the guys that truly do are a little bit fruity or have some tie to that girl ex partner..etc.

[duke416ex]

I have tested that theory, it works, as long as you aren't to big of an *****. hat is also bout true with talkin, there are some girls you will talk to without wanting them, but you talk to them toally different than the ones that you think you would if the chance arose.

[hondaracer305]

Originally posted by shellz4sand
I have tested this theory:
Good riding buddy, no matter what it is best to find someone who loves what you love!A best friend without that you have nothing.Honest, loyal and will buy you all the bike parts you could possibly want.Must cook,clean, and wash your truck.Must be handy with rachet straps, able to mix your gas (if you have a two stroke).Will load the truck and trailer while you sleep in on a Saturday.Know what you like from Starbucks, and brings you one right before you leave to go riding.Fuel the truck up on the way back from Starbucks.Oh yeah and have a new 450 for you to ride :cool: !Just an idea.I wish I was 18 again, I would have found this guy!Good luck with your paper.
Shelley:blah:

With that list of demands, i dont think youll ever find someone :blah: JP :chinese:

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by SRH
even if the girl doesnt realize there attracted to guys who are "dicks" and beleive there gods gift to women deep down there drawn to that dominant type attitude not some push over

i dont wanna be pals with any girl or just chat it up i either i wanna **** you or i dont talk to you, thats true with any straight guys half of them wont admit it,

I beg to differ on SO many levels.

First of all, women are not attracted to guys that are "dicks". They are attracted to guys that are social, outgoing, and exciting. Women don't want to be bored, they want to be excited, envied, and entertained. Thus, they are attracted to guys that exude those traits, the guys that are usually in the limelight. However, it usually happens that these guys are "dicks", but that's not what is attractive about them. Women are attracted to the excitement, not the dominant personality.

And, quite honestly, my girlfriend is my best friend in the whole world. What you say WAS exactly true for me, until I met my current girlfriend. I've had plenty of girlfriends that I never wanted to be around unless we were naked. Now, believe it or not, I'd rather hang out with my current girlfriend over any of my guy friends. She is smarter than most, a lot more exciting, and has a sharper wit than any of them.

[asa_2]

There is this one chick at school that is so close to perfect
-Hot
-Althletic
-Drives a new chevy silverado
-Smart as hell
-Funny
......
.....
doesn't spread em though :ermm:

[duke416ex]

Just keep talking to her, see what hapens after a while.

[flyin#5]

melissa huh? yea.. she hasnt spread em yet... she is just waiting for big d to set em free... lol.


ive got my perfect girl. funny, good looking, horny, rides (wants to race..), drives a f250 diesel with an 8" lift (makes me look like a puss for driving a silverado.. but still its cool) and countless other things about her that are insanely perfect (to me anyways).

[shellz4sand]

Originally posted by hondaracer305
With that list of demands, i dont think youll ever find someone :blah: JP :chinese:

It was a joke!Honestly I have been with guys who have been that way.Live is always great at Sandmountain or anytime you are riding.It is when you come home that it changes.I am the type who does everything for the guy to make him happy.I think alot of you are right with your thoughts.It is not that we like a**holes, you just sometimes end up with them.The problem with being a girl who rides is either the guys think it the greatest or are turned off when you are faster, or have a nicer truck.I run in to this alot.I can't change who I am to make a guy happy.I rather ride than go out for a fancy dinner.So out there somewhere there will be a guy who is o.k. that my idea of shopping is the motorcycle shop!:cool:

[lil400exman]

Originally posted by asa_2
There is this one chick at school that is so close to perfect
-Hot
-Althletic
-Drives a new chevy silverado
-Smart as hell
-Funny
......
.....
doesn't spread em though :ermm:

thats not a bad thing at all. If you like her enough you would respect that about her cause she has standards and wont drop her pants at the sign of a guy liking her!

[lil400exman]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
I beg to differ on SO many levels.

First of all, women are not attracted to guys that are "dicks". They are attracted to guys that are social, outgoing, and exciting. Women don't want to be bored, they want to be excited, envied, and entertained. Thus, they are attracted to guys that exude those traits, the guys that are usually in the limelight. However, it usually happens that these guys are "dicks", but that's not what is attractive about them. Women are attracted to the excitement, not the dominant personality.

And, quite honestly, my girlfriend is my best friend in the whole world. What you say WAS exactly true for me, until I met my current girlfriend. I've had plenty of girlfriends that I never wanted to be around unless we were naked. Now, believe it or not, I'd rather hang out with my current girlfriend over any of my guy friends. She is smarter than most, a lot more exciting, and has a sharper wit than any of them.

very true man!!! I know i would rather spend time with my girl cause shes my best friend and shes hot too! HAHAHAHA!

anyways she wants quad so she can go riding with me and the 265R. but if you look around for that girl, and are good to them, they will return the favor! ;)


Also just because a girl as a small peeve you may not like just overlook it. I bet the girl has to do the same thing aboot you.

I know my girl has to overlook much more than one thing! :p

[asa_2]

This SO close to perfect chick, doesn't put out at all NO WAY IN HELL I COULD TAKE THAT. Plus she's way out of my league.

[lil400exman]

Originally posted by asa_2
This SO close to perfect chick, doesn't put out at all NO WAY IN HELL I COULD TAKE THAT. Plus she's way out of my league.

you can get anything you want if you want it bad enough.

Just show her how serious you are and not just aboot the pootie and you actually might get somewhere!;)

[speedy400]

Originally posted by asa_2
This SO close to perfect chick, doesn't put out at all NO WAY IN HELL I COULD TAKE THAT. Plus she's way out of my league.
Yeah IMO melissa is the perfect chick. I can take the non putting out, I understand where she's coming from. I always thought she was out of my league. So I just acted like myself, somehow it must have cought her liking. She's awesome, gotta love her.-darren

[asa_2]

Yea, I see her point too but I couldnt take it all!! ...not like it matters since she is out of my league:rolleyes: