Foxyangel0425
04-11-2005, 02:10 PM
> >> Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not!!
>>
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
>> > >> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the
brown
>>house
>> > >> on the corner.
>> > >> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
>> > >> Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: < STRONG>9-1-1 What is your emergency?
>> > >> Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my
ham
>>and
>> > >> cheese sandwich.
>> > >> Dispatcher: Excuse me?
>> > >> Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the
kitchen
>> > >> table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a
>>bite
>> > >> out of it.
>> > >> Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
>> > >> Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick
and
>>tired
>> > >> of it
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency?
>> > >> Caller: Fire, I guess.
>> > >> Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
>> > >> ! Caller:< /SPAN> I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put
snow
>> > >> chains on their trucks?
>> > >> Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
>> > >> Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these
>>chains
>>on
>> > >> my tires and... well.. do you think the Fire Dept. could come
over
>>and
>> > >> help me?
>> > >> Dispatcher: Help you what?
>> > >> Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> ! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
>> > >> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't
have
>> > >> an
>> > >> eleven on it.
>> > >> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
>> > >> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
>> > >> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the
same
>>thing.
>> > >> Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
>> > >> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
>> > >> minutes
>> > >> apart.
>> > >> ! Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
>> > >> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> And the winner is..........
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
>> > >> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of
>> > >> breath.
>> > >> Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
>> > >> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
>> > >> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......
>> > >> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an
asthmatic?
>> > >> Caller: No
>> > >> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having
trouble
>> > >> breathing?
>> > >> Caller: Running from the Police.
>>
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
>> > >> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the
brown
>>house
>> > >> on the corner.
>> > >> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
>> > >> Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: < STRONG>9-1-1 What is your emergency?
>> > >> Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my
ham
>>and
>> > >> cheese sandwich.
>> > >> Dispatcher: Excuse me?
>> > >> Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the
kitchen
>> > >> table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a
>>bite
>> > >> out of it.
>> > >> Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
>> > >> Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick
and
>>tired
>> > >> of it
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency?
>> > >> Caller: Fire, I guess.
>> > >> Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
>> > >> ! Caller:< /SPAN> I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put
snow
>> > >> chains on their trucks?
>> > >> Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
>> > >> Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these
>>chains
>>on
>> > >> my tires and... well.. do you think the Fire Dept. could come
over
>>and
>> > >> help me?
>> > >> Dispatcher: Help you what?
>> > >> Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> ! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
>> > >> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't
have
>> > >> an
>> > >> eleven on it.
>> > >> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
>> > >> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
>> > >> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the
same
>>thing.
>> > >> Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
>> > >> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
>> > >> minutes
>> > >> apart.
>> > >> ! Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
>> > >> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> And the winner is..........
>> > >>
>> > >> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
>> > >> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of
>> > >> breath.
>> > >> Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
>> > >> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
>> > >> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......
>> > >> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an
asthmatic?
>> > >> Caller: No
>> > >> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having
trouble
>> > >> breathing?
>> > >> Caller: Running from the Police.