Quotes

[TheFontMaster]

I know there been threads like this before, but I really like the quotes I got in my signature. Post some other quotes that you really like.

[Quad18star]

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison (1934 - )

All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Sir Winston Churchill

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
Sir Winston Churchill


I Like the last one ... cuz most of us know it's true . :p

[brian-250]

git er done.:D

[Ex'In_Alberta]

dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things

alcohol......the temporary solution to every problem

i heard that womens periods attract bears. I heard they can smell their menstration.

-Brick tamlend(sp?)

[Honda4trax250x]

liquor then beer, your in the clear, beer then liquor, never been sicker



LIVE BY THIS

[I-7]

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall!

[honduh440]

Winning isnt everything, its the only thing - Babe Ruth

[wheeltrax]

today is the tomorrow we thought about yesterday - ?

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by wheeltrax
today is the tomorrow we thought about yesterday - ?

That one actually made me think .... I had to read it twice . :confused:

[wheeltrax]

its cause ur canadian :p just playin lol. yea i had to re read it the first time i read it.. but its true..

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by wheeltrax
its cause ur canadian :p just playin lol. yea i had to re read it the first time i read it.. but its true..

Hey now .. play nice or we'll be playing Boot to *** ... and I wear steel toes . ;) :p

The quote does make good sense . :)

[wheeltrax]

Do not under any circumstances ever take both a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere

People who say you can't get drunk on beer just aren't trying

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald

[Tommy 17]

... as i shifted into 5th gear i forgot everything she said... thats one of the best quotes i've heard yet...


my fav is

wfo till u see god don't let off till ya see the gates of heaven!

[DeerNuts]

Originally posted by honduh440
Winning isnt everything, its the only thing - Babe Ruth

I believe Vince Lombardi said that.

I dunno, maybe Ruth said it too??:confused:

Originally posted by DeerNuts
I believe Vince Lombardi said that.

vinnie said "If winning isnt everything why do we keep score"?

[derekhonda]

I really enjoy kit kats unless i am with 4 or more friends.

RIP mitch hedberg

"As your president, I WILL get these tar babies off the street"

H. Ross Perot

Christ that guy shoulda been president!

Jesse

[Sportrax10]

For long you live and high you fly
and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
and all that you touch and all that you see
is all your life will ever be.

Pink Floyd

[Scott-300ex]

i had to read that yesterday one twice too







"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, give a man a cow, he eats for a month maybe more."


Hillary Banks from Fresh Prince


I got millions of quotes from that show


:blah:

"MEXICANS ARE NOT SLOW"
--Tony Lozano

:D :D

[ballisticpb]

"Wow. I just realized that we're all friends based on mutual hatred and mistrust of each other."

"Every time I feel down about my self, I think of you, and how stupid you are, and I feel much better about my self."

"Don't ever underestimate the power of ****ty thinking."

"Sex is like ice cream...you don't need a reason to have it!"

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.

"A girl walked by wearing a shirt that said 'Guess.' So I said, 'Implants?' She hit me."

I would rather be tried by 12 than carried by six

[zephead400ex]

The best way out is always through. - Robert Frost

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. - Carl Jung

[Bush0102]

We are made who we are by those we surround ourselves with and who we chose to be. Who are you and who will stand with you?

[insaneracin2003]

Life is like a box of chocolates,Ya never know what ya gonna get=Forest,Forest Gu-ump
I had to do it........