Whats your new name?

[huffdaddy_400EX]

I found this on the web the other day.....kind of funny seeing what your new name would be. My boss is "Stinky Bubblebutt"!


The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = poopy
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

hahah this is stupid! my name is lumpy bubblehead hah wtf?!

[theTman]

poopy chicken shorts:huh

[brian-250]

hey this was cool when i was in 5th grade.

[TM426]

HA! goober cootiebrain :rolleyes:

[Hon300ex]

crusty apple lips is me :cool:

[honda_racer_713]

bootie bubble tush:huh

[Quad18star]

Crusty Apple Hiney is me .:huh

My girlfriend's would be Bootie Cootie Head . LMAO :p

[Bush0102]

hello, i'm flunky chickenshorts.

[JR3]

Pinky Cootietush:eek2:

[Hon300ex]

the best one would be tootie stinker snifer

[TM426]

HAHAHA my fiances (sp) name is Pinky Applebuns
LMAO :D

[Doober]

poopy bubblebrains....mmmmmkay then:rolleyes: lol

[Syrus]

Apparently im Poopy Pickle brains

[ReconRider25]

loopy applebiscuits.:( :grr: :huh

[Aceman]

Originally posted by Quad18star
Crusty Apple Hiney is me .:huh

For some reason this makes me think of American Pie.:eek:

I could just see it now.
Hey there pretty lady, my names zippy chickentush, what's yours? lol.

[Fordtrucker17]

Poopy Chicken Brain
:confused:

[Kyle_Racer_31]

Bootie GorillaTush

[AZblaster44]

mine is zippy gerbilshorts:huh

[K_Banger125]

pinky apple juice:D

[Tommy 17]

pinky cootie head:chinese:

[FoxRacing81]

Hey everyone, I'm Snotty Gizzardpants?

[nosliw]

Crusty Chicken Fanny :macho

[Ex'In_Alberta]

Loopy Cootie Chunks.......sounds like something ya deal with after a really good night'a drinkin

[MotoX3]

im gadget bubblesniffer

[dirtmomma]

Pinky Gorilla Toushie :eek: :o :p

Snotty Gizzard Butt:devil:

[Mxjunkie]

Snotty Bubbler Honker :huh

[mx400]

buttercup girdlefanny

[4trax250x81]

gadget rhino lips :huh

flunky cootie tush ...whats a cootie? like a cooter aka: the beaver? :confused:

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by MixMasterMike
flunky cootie tush ...whats a cootie? like a cooter aka: the beaver? :confused:

Aren't cooties the things that boys say girls have when you're really young . Goes something like " Ewwww Girls have Cooties ... Don't kiss me you have Cooties " :confused:

[TheMachine]

Loopy Loopytush:eek:

Originally posted by Quad18star
Aren't cooties the things that boys say girls have when you're really young . Goes something like " Ewwww Girls have Cooties ... Don't kiss me you have Cooties " :confused: been awhile but I remember now. Guess I should get my mind out of the gutter. It's all I can think about here at work being alone and it so dark :blah:

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by MixMasterMike
been awhile but I remember now. Guess I should get my mind out of the gutter. It's all I can think about here at work being alone and it so dark :blah:

LMAO .... Ok ...this conversation ends right now . :p Rumors have it , you can get cooties from strippers at the Jiggly Room if you go to one of those Hatfield rides . :confused: j/k

[Chino]

tootie cootie hiney :devil:

[bluebaron]

poopy waffle tushie

[400exrules]

gadget cootie brain:huh

[Cody_300ex]

gadget applesniffer :cool:

[LeGaCyGiAnT124]

poopy apple brain :p

[PBlackmon]

Chim-chim liver face........................ WTF??

[Jwarren879]

Originally posted by TM426
HAHAHA my fiances (sp) name is Pinky Applebuns
LMAO :D

Snotty Applebuns, maybe we're related :huh

[armoks]

loopy pottytushie:huh I'd better go see a doctor:huh

[n00b on a 400ex]

loopy gigglehiney :confused:

[underpowered]

bootie bubble tush
Me too:ermm:

[insaneracin2003]

Dorkey Gigglesprinkles :huh .im off to the Social Security Office to do some changing.:confused:

Poopy Waffle Lips

LMFAO......

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by insaneracin2003
Dorkey Gigglesprinkles :huh .im off to the Social Security Office to do some changing.:confused:

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!

[huffdaddy_400EX]

Greasy chickenlips

:p

[2002400ex]

Crusty girdle juice

[Plante400]

bootie liver biscuits..

jhaha i love mine the best

[dunnonuttin]

Originally posted by Hon300ex
crusty apple lips is me :cool: poopy applelips. i hope were not related

[dunnonuttin]

i feel sorry for whoevers name is glen ebavens:huh

[roostin_dale]

loopy applelips..

mines stupid, lol

[FasstMidnightZ]

zippy cootiebutt :huh :scary: :huh

[theTman]

i cannot stop laughing.....these r so funny

[Bill Fuller]

Bootie chicken brain:huh :mad: Who came up with this crap:cuss:

[Pappy]

flunky cootie brain:huh

[roostin_dale]

Originally posted by Quad18star
Crusty Apple Hiney is me .:huh


LMFAO, that is the best one yet!

[blue416ex]

haha mines poopy stinkertooshie

rotflmao!!:D

[jak1389]

snotty girdle nose lol:D

[lol]

buttercup cootie lips:o

[Golden Joker]

Tootey Monkey Squirt, haha

[JTRtrx250r]

Loopy waffle buns:huh :uhoh:

[Martin Blair]

lmoa Loopy Applesniffer

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by HN400exracer
lmoa Loopy Applesniffer
Gotta love that one....lmao....mine is Dorkey Gigglesprinkles....:ermm: