JUSTINcredible
03-29-2005, 09:24 PM
I live in southern minnesota but i still found some of these true and funny.:)
You know you're from Northern Minnesota when...
*The fishing opener is a BIG deal!
*You know exactly where people ar talking about when they say I-Falls or DL.
*You could name all the ___ Falls. (International Falls, Little Falls, etc.)
*Track season starts with indoor meets and the first three outdoor meets are
cancelled because it's
just too cold.
*All the rest of the schools in the state are cancelled because of the snow or
cold, but the buses
are still running on time at home.
*Most people drive a 4-wheel drive truck.
*An ice-scraper is necessary equipment for traveling anywhere September- April.
*You've seen -50 temperatures more than once.
*You spend your summer building deer stands.
*Everyone in your school thinks that deer season should be considered a national
holiday.
*People sit in deerstands for hours on end in -20 weather just for the thrill of
shooting a deer.
*You get excited when you hear "Da Tirdy Point Buck" "Second Week of Deer Camp"
and "Da Fourdy Pound
Croppie" on the radio.
*Everybody gets together in the spring and goes mudding.
*Your hometown has more gas stations than stores in the mall(if there even is a
mall).
*You have more than one wild-life animal mounted in your home.
*Pets are indefinately kept outside.
*You know what I'm talking about when I say "cheesehead."
*You know the ultimate meaning of "oofda."
*You know I'm not referring to a genre of music when I talk about "pop."
*You hail Village Inn as the all-mighty hangout place.
*The people in the town consider hockey players bigger heros that football
players.
*A hat, mittens, and a scarf are normal attire.
*Baseball players need a hat and mittens when the season starts.
*Going to "The Cities" is a big deal.
*Shopping MUST be done out-of-town.
*Your house runs on the heat of a wood stove.
*You have gotten your tounge stuck on something metal.
*You can name half of the "10,000 Lakes".
*You depend on Target for your every need.
*You feed the wild-life that lives in your yard.
*You either have a cabin or stay at someone else's.
*You own a snowmobile, 4-wheeler, and a jet-ski to cover all conditions.
*They grow the girls big in your hometown.
*Industrial Tech classes have more students than the art and music classes
combined.
*Your car is always dirty from driving on all the dirt roads.
*It takes 2 hours to get to anywhere worth going.
*The only thing to do on a Friday or Saturday night is to have a bonfire or rent
movies with
friends.
*You've been out-hunted by a girl hunter.
*You laughed at these because they were true.
You know you're from Northern Minnesota when...
*The fishing opener is a BIG deal!
*You know exactly where people ar talking about when they say I-Falls or DL.
*You could name all the ___ Falls. (International Falls, Little Falls, etc.)
*Track season starts with indoor meets and the first three outdoor meets are
cancelled because it's
just too cold.
*All the rest of the schools in the state are cancelled because of the snow or
cold, but the buses
are still running on time at home.
*Most people drive a 4-wheel drive truck.
*An ice-scraper is necessary equipment for traveling anywhere September- April.
*You've seen -50 temperatures more than once.
*You spend your summer building deer stands.
*Everyone in your school thinks that deer season should be considered a national
holiday.
*People sit in deerstands for hours on end in -20 weather just for the thrill of
shooting a deer.
*You get excited when you hear "Da Tirdy Point Buck" "Second Week of Deer Camp"
and "Da Fourdy Pound
Croppie" on the radio.
*Everybody gets together in the spring and goes mudding.
*Your hometown has more gas stations than stores in the mall(if there even is a
mall).
*You have more than one wild-life animal mounted in your home.
*Pets are indefinately kept outside.
*You know what I'm talking about when I say "cheesehead."
*You know the ultimate meaning of "oofda."
*You know I'm not referring to a genre of music when I talk about "pop."
*You hail Village Inn as the all-mighty hangout place.
*The people in the town consider hockey players bigger heros that football
players.
*A hat, mittens, and a scarf are normal attire.
*Baseball players need a hat and mittens when the season starts.
*Going to "The Cities" is a big deal.
*Shopping MUST be done out-of-town.
*Your house runs on the heat of a wood stove.
*You have gotten your tounge stuck on something metal.
*You can name half of the "10,000 Lakes".
*You depend on Target for your every need.
*You feed the wild-life that lives in your yard.
*You either have a cabin or stay at someone else's.
*You own a snowmobile, 4-wheeler, and a jet-ski to cover all conditions.
*They grow the girls big in your hometown.
*Industrial Tech classes have more students than the art and music classes
combined.
*Your car is always dirty from driving on all the dirt roads.
*It takes 2 hours to get to anywhere worth going.
*The only thing to do on a Friday or Saturday night is to have a bonfire or rent
movies with
friends.
*You've been out-hunted by a girl hunter.
*You laughed at these because they were true.