riding sayings, quotes, and phrases !!!!!

[yellow400ex05]

I didn't feel like doing a search if there is another thread like this.

Ok I want all of you people to come up with or say all the riding sayings, quotes, and phrases that you've heard over the years.


I'll start us off.

1. riding is not a sickness its a disease.

2. ride it like you stole it.

[ckasper18]

GIT UR DONE
JUST PIN IT
SHUT UP AND RIDE

[nosliw]

when in doubt gas it
no replacement for displacement
all throttle, no bottle

When the gate drops, the bullsh*t stops.

[theTman]

get on the gas and haul ***

[Scro]

if you aint wreckin, you aint ridin

[mxdave28]

When all else fails....WFO No Brakes!!!!

[Scro]

Originally posted by mxdave28
When all else fails....WFO No Brakes!!!!

lol:confused: :confused:

[haircutt]

yamahas are tapoons every ***** has one

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by haircutt
yamahas are tapoons every ***** has one

Hondas are like *****'s every girl has one :devil:

Keep it shinny side up and rubber side down.

[spud400ex]

when in doubt get the f**k off

[r-exrider0003]

ride red, stay ahead

[MXRACER86]

Originally posted by Atkins450
When the gate drops, the bullsh*t stops.
I like that one!

[sportraxkid]

My other ride is your girlfriend. :eek2:

[iceracer65]

i was going so fast i should tear myself down!!

...i wouldnt ride that thing across the street.:rolleyes:

that guy/girl passed me like i was on jackstands.

when i was working the line at an ice race one studded guy lined up VERY close to another in the open pro class...when i asked him to move over a little he replied "there's room for two small mice there"...i was speechless lol!

[JDiablo]

you must be fast,because you were hauling *** when i passed you:D

[SSracingNY]

I was as fast as you till the gate dropped. Then I was faster.

pin it to win it

"To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid"

"Old enough to know. Young enough to not give a ****"

"Lift it, Fat chicks cant jump"

It is not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better........ The credit belongs to the man who is actually on the track; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great DEVOTIONS, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

"Tap that you cant lose"

[Wood250RMX]

football, basketball, and baseball all use one ball.... MX takes two

[WOracing]

i have one...


josh is gay:devil: lol jk

[Golden Joker]

"sucks gas and hauls ***."

[sandstar]

***, gas or grass, nobody rides for free!

[brian-250]

yamaha its whats for dinner


yamaha makes better traction then dirt



wheres the best place to find a yamaha?


on jack stands in the shop.:D

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by brian-250
yamaha its whats for dinner


yamaha makes better traction then dirt



wheres the best place to find a yamaha?


on jack stands in the shop.:D

[SSracingNY]

Originally posted by 300exrida


lol

[JTRtrx250r]

If you protest...it just means you got your *** kicked!:D

[yellow400ex05]

There are quite a few funny sayings. Keep them coming!:macho

Heres a good saying.

You don't stop riding because you get old, you get old because you stop riding.

[jaspurx]

I do not know how post links yet , so go to stupid videos.com , and check out " atv flip"

Now for the saying to go with that......... if stupid hurts.........he`s been in pain all his life!

Originally posted by brian-250
yamaha its whats for dinner


yamaha makes better traction then dirt



wheres the best place to find a yamaha?


on jack stands in the shop.:D
Wow, thats lame.:chinese:

[Tommy 17]

"wfo till you see god... don't let off till ya see the gates of heaven" my senior quote;)

[YFZ450Ridr]

get on
sit down
shut up
and hold on

[FoxRacing81]

When in Doubt, Throttle Out:macho

[frcfed4]

Just one today while we were riding and i was trying to teach a kid how to hit jumps.

Keep it on the bar

If your not living on the edge your taking up too much space

[Plante400]

there are riders who have gone down, and riders who are going down

[Zhvonte]

my exgf has a sticker on her quad and helmet that says "you been passed by a girl". she rides it mostly at the sand dune, 727 NOS.

My other favorite one is "I have no limitations, only my quad has limitations"

---...and as i shifted into 6th. I couldn't remember a thing she said.

---For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction....and sometimes a scar.

---Teh difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

---The Surgeon General never said anything about smoking your friends.

---I eat, breathe, sleep, ride, talk, dream, live and love motorcycles.

---playing king of the hill has never changed. Its still about me being faster than you

i really like this one....>>>---Good roads bring bad people. Bad roads bring good people.

[o4250]

I was riding A track yesterday for the first time and thought of these.

1. If your mixing it your gonna be fixing it.

2.I only let you pass because you have A low self-esteem:chinese:

[rollie]

let off for a second and thats what place you'll come in:macho

'you cant win a race on the first lap,but you CAN loose one"

[trick250r]

"i may get lost, but i don't get stuck"

"your not having fun unless you come home with mud in your shorts"
"she said if i go riding one more time she's gonna leave me.
....................i'm gonna miss her"
"if your friends don't ride, you need new friends"

"if it wasn't for the uncontrollable need to impress girls (and our friend's sister), we'd all be sitting around waiting to die"

"always wear clean underwear, you never know when the paramedics might need to cut your pants off"

[LsMxRaCeR]

dont knock on deaths door, ring the door bell and run, he hates that :devil:

[Kilabanshee]

"go big or go home"

[TCracin440ex]

if you dont have wings you dont have a prayer


for those that dont know what that means hondas symbol is a pair of wings...and if you dont have the honda red wings you dont have a prayer

or here is another

racing is momentary insanity, nothing less nothing more

[ThumPIN_450R]

"aw sh*t It broke again" that's one from my suzuki quadracer 250 days

[Narly R]

Rap it before you tap it

Protect it before you infect it

Done be a dummy, Blow it on her tummy


Protect your stump before you hump

"I dont agree with a damn word you just said but I will fight to death for you to be able to say it"

[CannondaleRider]

Originally posted by Narly R
Rap it before you tap it

Protect it before you infect it

Done be a dummy, Blow it on her tummy


Protect your stump before you hump

"I dont agree with a damn word you just said but I will fight to death for you to be able to say it"

wrong type of riding buddy:D

[blue416ex]

its not about how fast you are its about how fast you get there :)

how does my exhaust taste ?

o0o im sory did i get sand in your face ??

o0o hell no u jus got spanked !!!

dirtbikes are for guys who can't handle quads :p

once a craptor always a craptor

i got others cant think of them .....

[TCracin440ex]

confusious say:

run infront of quad get tired, run behind quad get exhausted

[watts16]

2 strokes are for cutting grass
4 strokes are for haulin ***

[stupid driver]

im bored. . . stroke me

[outacontrol31]

ditch the ***** lets go riding!!

[F-16Guy]

The older I get, the faster I was.