jokes

[Scott-300ex]

ok, i got a lot of ways to ripp on people but lets hear some of yours

brush your teeth

take a shower

___________your mom, lol

you better get the mask before you ask her out on a date

ok, well, if you die........................can i have that shirt

i got a lot more

and that kind of stuff

Are your parents cousins?

[I-7]

You smell like poopy!


ehehehe

[yellow400ex05]

JOKE # 1

#1 Do you have an empty feeling in your skull?

#2 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

#3 practice safe sex, go screw yourself

#4 What are the three words men hate to hear during sex?
"ARE YOU DONE?"

#5 what does a condom and a kodak camera have in common?
THEY BOTH CAPTURE THE MOMENT

thats all!

:macho

[WEEZIL]

Your dad and your brother are the same person.

You grew up next to a power plant
*or under high voltage lines*

No body loves you..

You'r mom wouldn't cry if you died.

[nosliw]

why don't you go jump off something high

try punching yourself in the face

wash your face

you should wear a thicker sweater, *****-tits

[Scott-300ex]

nice ones:D


whats the same thing between whores and chevy's, they both suck