insaneracin2003
03-01-2005, 11:44 AM
omg!!!
Subject: Redneck Vasectomy
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> After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
> enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went
> to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't
> want to have any more children.
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> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
> that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less
> costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry
> bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a
> beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
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> The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
> shed,
> but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and putting it to
> your
> ear can work.
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> "Trust me," said the doctor.
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> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
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> He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
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> "1"
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> "2"
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> "3"
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> "4"
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> "5"
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> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
> counting on his other hand.
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> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
> and
> West Virginia.
Subject: Redneck Vasectomy
>
>
>
>
> After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
> enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went
> to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't
> want to have any more children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
> that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less
> costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry
> bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a
> beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
>
> The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
> shed,
> but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and putting it to
> your
> ear can work.
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
>
> He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
>
> "1"
>
>
>
>
> "2"
>
>
>
> "3"
>
>
>
> "4"
>
>
>
>
>
> "5"
>
>
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
> counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
> and
> West Virginia.