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kawasaki_ridah
02-22-2005, 03:06 PM
John Heder, lead role in Napoleon Dynamite, died of head injuries after undergoing a highway car accident two days ago. He was riding in the passenger seat on his way to Salem, Oregon with his friend Mike McHill when the driver supposedly saw a deer run in front of the car. Mike overcorrected and drove off a steep ten foot embankment after rolling three or four times.

John was leaving from the wrap party for the film Moving McAllister, a comedy starring Mila Kunis. Heder was said to have been heading to his home town to take a break after the movie was filmed. Sadly, for this Mormon, his plans were cut short when Bambi streaked in front of their car.

The '01 Pontiac Sunfire was laying upside down in a ditch when the EMTs arrived on the scene. There were open alcoholic beverages found in the back seat but nobody knows which of the two boys were intoxicated. Mike, the driver, was life-flighted to Boise Hospital for treatment of multiple fractures and possible brain injury.

There are possible legal allegations being to be put on McHill, especially if he is found to have alcohol in his blood. Not only is he in a lot of trouble when he comes out, but everyone hates him for being responsible for killing Napoleon Dynamite, the world's newest hero. The tragedy hasn't hit the media yet because Heder's parents wish to keep it undisclosed for as long as possible. Margret, his mother, states, "...at least until after the funeral because we don't want a thousand strange Dynamite-crazed fans crying over our shoulders."

It really is a shame how Jon Heder finally hits the American dream and strikes it rich, only to die of a stupid death a few months later. Maybe Napoleon should have stuck to a Sledgehammer bicycle.

(Source: Wade Z. from Zimm News of Salem, Oregon)

DeerNuts
02-22-2005, 03:09 PM
That really sucks.
Now Ill definitely have to see the movie.
How old was he anyway?

Dan_Guetter
02-22-2005, 03:13 PM
Its fake....

K_Fulk
02-22-2005, 03:14 PM
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/2489/

400grl
02-22-2005, 03:22 PM
I smell a fake, bigtime.......

400grl
02-22-2005, 03:23 PM
Oh, I guess I should have looked at the rest of the posts!!! LOL!!!

allmixedup047
02-22-2005, 03:25 PM
why the hell would people do that. yeah its just a joke, but its not a funny joke. who gets the laugh out of it. people piss me off.

DeerNuts
02-22-2005, 03:26 PM
There is so much FALSE information on the Web it is not even funny.:mad:

That is terrible that those idiots need to post that garbage on the Web if indeed it is fake, and it seems that it is.

SRH
02-22-2005, 04:55 PM
you guys are just jealous ive been chatting with hot babes all day, besides im training to be a atv racer

FasstMidnightZ
02-22-2005, 04:59 PM
its all bs, just a rumor going around ;)

Kyle_Racer_31
02-22-2005, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by allmixedup047
why the hell would people do that. yeah its just a joke, but its not a funny joke. who gets the laugh out of it. people piss me off.

I hear You Man :grr:

schootar
02-22-2005, 05:35 PM
They're just jealous of his SKILLS....

TORO1968
02-22-2005, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by schootar
They're just jealous of his SKILLS....

Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills...girls like guys with SKILLS! :D

nosliw
02-22-2005, 06:19 PM
there has been a lot of rumors of him dying; cocaine od, heroin od, ect....

i saw that movie last night and it sucked big time. no offense :ermm:

02-22-2005, 06:21 PM
search google, theres nothing on it

TGW_400ex
02-22-2005, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by TORO1968
Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills...girls like guys with SKILLS! :D

don't forget computer hacking skills!!!

Punk'd
02-22-2005, 07:28 PM
so its fake?

kawasaki_ridah
02-22-2005, 07:29 PM
yeah i guess it is fake, it freaked me out when i first seen it, but glad you guys gave me that address sorry for the alarm

Rastus
02-22-2005, 07:35 PM
I saw parts of it also.., and it has to be the biggest waste of my time so far. :scary:

Stevenf
02-22-2005, 08:49 PM
OK Clearly this is fake.. Wouldnt I of herd somthing in the news??? I think so!!

SRH
02-22-2005, 09:13 PM
they must of made a ****load of money off that movie it only cost them 200 grand

400exrules
02-22-2005, 10:09 PM
FEW, i thought it was for real, thats the funniest movie ive seen in awhile. We were all quoting that movie today in english

Nausty
02-22-2005, 10:20 PM
yea i didn't really like it but i'm having a hard time getting some of those quotes outta my head.

kamikaze_rzrbak
02-22-2005, 10:27 PM
that was close, i almost started to freak out:o