PHAT400
02-22-2005, 08:16 AM
Buying a Horse
>>
>>Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
>>his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
>>the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
>>
>>After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
>>
>>His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
>>sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
>>
>>Johnny, looking worried, he said, "Dad, I think the Fed Ex guy wants
>>to buy Mom.
>>
>>Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
>>his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
>>the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
>>
>>After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
>>
>>His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
>>sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
>>
>>Johnny, looking worried, he said, "Dad, I think the Fed Ex guy wants
>>to buy Mom.