PHAT400
02-21-2005, 11:37 AM
>CONFESSION
>
> Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
>woman."
>
> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
>
> "Yes, Father, it is."
>
> "And, who was the woman you were with?"
>
> "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
>reputation."
>
> "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may
>as well tell me now. Was it Missy O'Malley?"
>
> "I cannot say."
>
> "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
>
> "I'll never tell."
>
> "Was it Liz Shannon?"
>
> "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
>
> "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
>
> "My lips are sealed."
>
> "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
>
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad,
>
> Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and
>
>you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be
>
>off with you now."
>
>
>
> Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and
>
>whispers, "What'd you get?"
>
> "Three month's vacation and five good leads"
>
> Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
>woman."
>
> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
>
> "Yes, Father, it is."
>
> "And, who was the woman you were with?"
>
> "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
>reputation."
>
> "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may
>as well tell me now. Was it Missy O'Malley?"
>
> "I cannot say."
>
> "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
>
> "I'll never tell."
>
> "Was it Liz Shannon?"
>
> "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
>
> "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
>
> "My lips are sealed."
>
> "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
>
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad,
>
> Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and
>
>you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be
>
>off with you now."
>
>
>
> Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and
>
>whispers, "What'd you get?"
>
> "Three month's vacation and five good leads"