insaneracin2003
02-18-2005, 09:10 AM
Subject: Cajun Coaches
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> The high school coaches in Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana went to a coaches'
> retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room
with
> Coach Boudreaux because he snores so bad. They decide it's not fair to
make
> one of dem stay wit him the whole time so they vote to take turns.
>
> Coach Fontenot sleeps wit him first, and he come to breakfast next morning
> hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Man, what happen to you?"
> He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all night."
>
> Next night is coach Guidry's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all
> standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You
> look awful!" He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the roof. I watched
him
> all night."
>
> Third night is coach Breaux turn. Next morning he come to breakfast bright
> eyed and bushy tailed. He say, "Good morning y'all." They can't believe!
> They say, "Man, what happened?" He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I go
> and tuck Boudreaux into bed and kiss him good night.
>
> He watch me all night long.
>
>
> The high school coaches in Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana went to a coaches'
> retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room
with
> Coach Boudreaux because he snores so bad. They decide it's not fair to
make
> one of dem stay wit him the whole time so they vote to take turns.
>
> Coach Fontenot sleeps wit him first, and he come to breakfast next morning
> hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Man, what happen to you?"
> He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all night."
>
> Next night is coach Guidry's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all
> standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You
> look awful!" He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the roof. I watched
him
> all night."
>
> Third night is coach Breaux turn. Next morning he come to breakfast bright
> eyed and bushy tailed. He say, "Good morning y'all." They can't believe!
> They say, "Man, what happened?" He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I go
> and tuck Boudreaux into bed and kiss him good night.
>
> He watch me all night long.