insaneracin2003
02-16-2005, 01:06 PM
THE PRINCESS
>>
>>
>>
>> An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
>> homosexual flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as
>> he
>> served them on the flight.
>>
>>
>>
>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
>> and
>> announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
>> that
>> he'll be landing this big ole plane shortly, so lovely people, if you
>> could
>> just put your trays up, that would be super."
>>
>>
>>
>> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather
>> exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
>> over
>> those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main
>> man can pitty-pat us to the ground."
>>
>>
>>
>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>> Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant
>> replied,
>> without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a
>> Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up, ******."
>>
>>
>>
>> An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
>> homosexual flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as
>> he
>> served them on the flight.
>>
>>
>>
>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
>> and
>> announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
>> that
>> he'll be landing this big ole plane shortly, so lovely people, if you
>> could
>> just put your trays up, that would be super."
>>
>>
>>
>> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather
>> exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
>> over
>> those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main
>> man can pitty-pat us to the ground."
>>
>>
>>
>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>> Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant
>> replied,
>> without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a
>> Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up, ******."