PHAT400
02-16-2005, 10:19 AM
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex
> > therapistıs office.
> >
> > The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
> >
> > The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
> >
> > The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
> > elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
> >
> > When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
> > nothing Wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for
> > coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says
> > good-bye.The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex
> > therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
> > agrees.
> >
> > This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
> > appointment,has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then
> > leave.
> >
> > Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
> > sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
> >
> > The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
> > married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to
> > my house.
> > The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here
> > for $50, and get $43 back from Medicare.
> > therapistıs office.
> >
> > The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
> >
> > The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
> >
> > The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
> > elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
> >
> > When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
> > nothing Wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for
> > coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says
> > good-bye.The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex
> > therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
> > agrees.
> >
> > This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
> > appointment,has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then
> > leave.
> >
> > Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
> > sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
> >
> > The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
> > married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to
> > my house.
> > The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here
> > for $50, and get $43 back from Medicare.