insaneracin2003
02-09-2005, 10:14 AM
kinda long but worth the read!!!!!
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally
dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up,
he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his
head
on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to
get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see
anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500" After
taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since
her
husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at
her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.
As
usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house,
asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by
for
a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her
husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give
me
$500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying,"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning
and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally
dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up,
he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his
head
on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to
get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see
anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500" After
taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since
her
husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at
her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.
As
usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house,
asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by
for
a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her
husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give
me
$500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying,"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning
and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!