insaneracin2003
02-09-2005, 08:06 AM
MY WIFE PRAYER:
>>
>> > Before I lay me down to sleep,
>> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>> > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
>> > One who loves to listen long,
>> > One who thinks before he speaks,
>> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> > I pray he's gainfully employed.
>> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed,
>> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>> > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
>> > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>> > And always be my very best friend.
>> > Amen.
>> >
>> > MY PRAYER:
>> > I pray for a deaf-mute nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>>store
>> > and a fishin' boat and who enjoys evenings at the track.
>> > Amen
>>
>> > Before I lay me down to sleep,
>> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>> > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
>> > One who loves to listen long,
>> > One who thinks before he speaks,
>> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> > I pray he's gainfully employed.
>> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed,
>> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>> > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
>> > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>> > And always be my very best friend.
>> > Amen.
>> >
>> > MY PRAYER:
>> > I pray for a deaf-mute nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>>store
>> > and a fishin' boat and who enjoys evenings at the track.
>> > Amen