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insaneracin2003
02-09-2005, 08:06 AM
MY WIFE PRAYER:
>>
>> > Before I lay me down to sleep,
>> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>> > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
>> > One who loves to listen long,
>> > One who thinks before he speaks,
>> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> > I pray he's gainfully employed.
>> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed,
>> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>> > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
>> > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>> > And always be my very best friend.
>> > Amen.
>> >
>> > MY PRAYER:
>> > I pray for a deaf-mute nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>>store
>> > and a fishin' boat and who enjoys evenings at the track.
>> > Amen
markk
02-09-2005, 12:59 PM
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>> > MY PRAYER:
>> > I pray for a deaf-mute nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>>store
>> > and a fishin' boat and who enjoys evenings at the track.
>> > Amen [/B][/QUOTE]




Fo sure, if they could hear would be cool, but if they couldnt make a sound, oh the fun u could have with a house full of ppl!
honduh440
02-09-2005, 01:09 PM
aint that the truth
MY450R
02-09-2005, 01:16 PM
HAHAaaa
zephead400ex
02-09-2005, 01:18 PM
:D
Cody_300ex
02-09-2005, 05:36 PM
Amen to that!:o
zlam27
02-09-2005, 09:58 PM
since we are on the subject, i have a little treat for all of ya... (disclaimer: in no way do i support illegally downloading music:D )

jason boland - rich young dumb nymphomaniac (AWESOME song)

and another good one

jason boland - cheap bourbon whiskey
RedRacer44
02-09-2005, 11:18 PM
Haha! A Jason Boland fan!! I'll be damned! Yes yes...both are very good songs. Boland is the ****! If you ever get the chance to catch his live show, do it....he puts on a great show.
zlam27
02-10-2005, 10:27 PM
Amen.

i have to give the credit to my brother for introducing me to his fine music. hes a fan of the cross-canadian ragweed and i guess jason boland plays or tours with them occasionally. either way, good tunes.
RedRacer44
02-11-2005, 12:21 AM
yeah, Cross Canadian Ragweed is an awesome band as well. Thats a great thing about being from their homestate of Oklahoma.....always have the chance to see them live.