insaneracin2003
02-04-2005, 02:16 PM
Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with
>a female roommate Vikki...
>
>During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
>pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
>relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
>Over the course of
>the
>evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if
there
>was
>
>more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
>
>Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must
>be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
>
>About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
>mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
>You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll
>email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
>
>Dear Mama,
>
>I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm
>not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has
>been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
>Love,
>
>Anthony
>
>Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
>which
>read:
>
>Dear Son,
>
>I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
>you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were
>sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
>
>Love,
>
>Mama
>a female roommate Vikki...
>
>During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
>pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
>relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
>Over the course of
>the
>evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if
there
>was
>
>more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
>
>Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must
>be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
>
>About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
>mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
>You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll
>email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
>
>Dear Mama,
>
>I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm
>not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has
>been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
>Love,
>
>Anthony
>
>Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
>which
>read:
>
>Dear Son,
>
>I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
>you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were
>sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
>
>Love,
>
>Mama