gyt-r450
02-01-2005, 05:54 PM
> Dad / Son
>
>
> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
> was
>
> nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
>propped
>
> up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
>
>
> With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
> letter
>
> with trembling hands:
>
>
> Dear Dad,
>
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
> elope
>
> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
>you.
>
> I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with
> all her
>
> piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not
> only the
>
> passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.
>
> Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I,
> she
>
> already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
> the
>
> whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and
> that's
>
> now one of my dreams too.
>
> Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
>
> growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
> and
>
> ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
> a
>
> cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
>
> Don't worry Dad, I'm 16 years old now and I know how to take care
>
> of myself.
>
> Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
>
> your grandchildren.
>
>
>
> Your son,
>
> Seth
>
>
>
> PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
> house.
>
> I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
>
> my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call
>when
>it
>
> is safe for me to come home.
:cool:
>
>
> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
> was
>
> nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
>propped
>
> up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
>
>
> With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
> letter
>
> with trembling hands:
>
>
> Dear Dad,
>
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
> elope
>
> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
>you.
>
> I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with
> all her
>
> piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not
> only the
>
> passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.
>
> Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I,
> she
>
> already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
> the
>
> whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and
> that's
>
> now one of my dreams too.
>
> Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
>
> growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
> and
>
> ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
> a
>
> cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
>
> Don't worry Dad, I'm 16 years old now and I know how to take care
>
> of myself.
>
> Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
>
> your grandchildren.
>
>
>
> Your son,
>
> Seth
>
>
>
> PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
> house.
>
> I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
>
> my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call
>when
>it
>
> is safe for me to come home.
:cool: