insaneracin2003
02-01-2005, 01:31 PM
Subject: Government emblem change
>
> Official Announcement:
>
> The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from
> an Eagle
> to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
> political
> stance.
>
> A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
> generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
> security
> while you're actually being screwed.
>
> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
>
>
> Official Announcement:
>
> The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from
> an Eagle
> to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
> political
> stance.
>
> A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
> generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
> security
> while you're actually being screwed.
>
> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
>