Best movie lines...

[trick450r]

So what does everyone think are the best/funniest movie lines ever...

Funniest....
Super trooper- "Hell for $20 i'll call him a chicken f#cker...Liscense and registraion...CHICKEN F#CKER.....BACKAW"-farva lmfao

Also super troopers....
"The snozzleberries taste like snozzleberries"

Also from super troopers....
"Hey thorney, that look like spit to you"? Thorney: "Yes farva"
Farva: "Ahh f#ck it"

Best movie line was without a dought: "say hello to my little friend"-scarface

So what do u guys think is the funniest/best/most legendary movie lines?

[300exOH]

Jack Nicholson in Batman- "This town needs an enema!":devil:

[I-7]

"I'll be back"

:eek: :blah:

[underpowered]

"Bond, James Bond"

[brian-250]

dude wheres my car?:p :o

[bama400ex]

''dieing aint much of a living''

[fst400exrider]

another super troopers. "hey does that logo match the logo on that weed u got from those teens.(reaches in pocket) nope."

another................."we got u for possesion and littering. now for ur punishment you're gonna smoke the whole bag:D "

another "do you boys like mexico"

[Tommy 17]

u know marcus how i tell u everythings goin to be ok usually in these kind of situations to lighten the mood... well i could say it today but it would be a bunch of bull****...


Bad Boys II my fav movie:devil:

[ballisticpb]

"I LOVE LAMP" <--- anchorman

[fst400exrider]

ballisticpb "I LOVE LAMP" <--- anchorman

great movie. i loved it when jack black the biker kicks baxter off the bridge.:D

the arsonist had werid shaped feet

[sampleez]

i love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch !! that movie is the $hit!!!!! i just got the dvd the other day, and there are some pretty good extras. that guy that plays the weatherman is awesome. i like the scence where he's puttin mayo in the toaster, and the scene where they're all yelling and he goes " LOUD NOISES!!" :D :D :D

[chunky]

dazed and confused

"hey man u got a joint?"

"no not on me man"

"it'd be alot cooler if you did"

[nosliw]

"Who do I trust? ME!"

-scarface

[nosliw]

ahh stupid me how can i forget these?

"Why the **** didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in their with a ******* hand cannon?"

-pulp fiction


"You've got to pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.

I-I gotta stab her three times?

No, you don't gotta ****ing stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.

What happens after that?

I'm kinda curious about that myself."

-pulp fiction

[honda_runner]

"dude were so high",
"yeah were not low"
---Harold And Coomar go to white castle

Burn this MotherFu*ker Down
---Harold and Coomar Go to White Castle

[White7]

Right now your the king of 2 things ,,Jack and $hit and jack just left ARMY of DARKNESS

[jrobbie4499]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
--Predator

[fst400exrider]

"well im a master of the costodail arts....well a janitor if you want to be a dick about it"

"whoa now thats a titi"

half baked

[LsMxRaCeR]

lifes a garden dig it.
joe dirt

(bark bark) what you know i dont speak spinish (sp)

[WEEZIL]

nosliw.. Good job on the pulp fiction quotes my friend

"JESUS MOTHER MARY AND JOSEPH WILLY.. YO P!$$ED YO SELF!
-marcus Bad santa

I'm gona hide this tape when I'm finished, If none of us make it at least there will be some sort of a record. The storm has been hitting us pretty hard for 48 hours. We still have nothing to go on. One other thing.. I think it rips through your cloths when it takes you over, Windows found some shredded long johns with the name tag missing, It could be anybody's. NobodyU.Nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired. Nothing else I can do, Just wait.
- The thing

"Is granny spry?"
-Willy Bad santa

"DUDE YOU GUYS WERE HALUIN SO MUCH ***"
- Bam margera Jackass the movie

"What are you gona do on the next.. CKY?"
-ape
"POOP" cky4
-Bam


White 7 kudos on that one man!
" THIS IS MY BOOOOOMSTICK"
- Ash

[kawasaki_ridah]

"Can i ask you why you are pee...."
"HUH?"
"Why are you peeing on this bush when you could choose that bush or that bush?"
"this not a good bush to pee on? why are you peeing on it? is this your bush? you have a special bond with this bush? you king of forest? ****ing tree hugger!"
"look i really dont feel like getting stabbed tonight"
"Nice Pubs"
"thanx"


What kind of hippie are you?
A business hippie!

Herlod and Kumar go to whitecastle

"Scotty doesnt know song"
"this isnt where i parked my car!"
"Miami Wise #1 new hit show...Hammer time!"
"Berlin!!"
Eurotrip

[Pappy]

"we came, we saw, we kicked its ***"

[fst400exrider]

well its a tv show........family guy

hey brian...theres a message in my alphabget soup...it says oooooooooo.......peter those are cherrios

[rider250ex]

"thats a space peanut"-joe dirt
"ho ho ho, merry christmas motha f***a"-friday after next
"does this look queer, does this look queer, thes babie are large and in charge and lookin for chickies"-joe dirt
"say some kid shouves an m80 up a bull frogs *****, blows it to peices, well then he brings the bull frog to you....you win twice"-joe dirt

[Butters]

Originally posted by fst400exrider
well its a tv show........family guy

hey brian...theres a message in my alphabget soup...it says oooooooooo.......peter those are cherrios

"dance with me louis, dance the dance of life."

[Wired]

how do you like your steak, well done or water logged?? -anchor man

i think i caught the black lung pops - Zoolander

you got like 3 feet of air that time - if you dont know dont ask

[alimdar2times]

True Romance:
Clarence (Christian Slater):
What, you mean you're a Whore?

Alabama Patricia Arquette):
No, I'm a call girl, and there's a big difference you know....


Also from True Romance:
Floyd (Brad Pitt as a stoner):
F*ckin' condenscend me man, I'll f*ckin' kill you man....

[tiger250ex]

one of the ppl r takin on the phone and its the other guy's gf and she wants to talk to him but the guy with the gf says im not here right now lmao how can u not be there if ur connected

[underpowered]

also from family guy
"click, click bloody click pancakes!" --stewie

"Umm, sir you cant park you van there" --pool attendant
"thats no a van, thats my son"--Peter
"False alarm, its just a fat kid"--Pool attendant

[Flynbryan19]

"Now.....hand me my wallet........"

"Which one is it.......?"

"Its the one that says Bad motha f*#ka....."


"Do they speak ENGLISH in WHAT!!!"

"Say what again I DARE YA..... I DOUBLE DARE YA!!!"

-Pulp Fiction




I love that movie, I could sit here for days and quote lines from it... :devil:

I really like the part where Travolta shoots the guy in the car by accident, but theres so much cursing in that scene it'd make no sense for me to quote it. ;)

[baja_racer]

"It could be worse...it could be raining"

Igor from Young Frankenstein

[philsan]

Jesus had days like this. -- the main bad guy in Robocop

[LazeR]

From "The Rock"

"I'll do my best"
"Your best ???"
"Yea"
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f**k the Prom Queen"

I wish i could use the last part as my senior quote...but my school isn't cool like that!

[big_poppa49]

GOSH! ......Idiot... - Napoleon Dynamite

actually thats not my favorite, its just funny the way he does it.

[big_poppa49]

Here it is:

SLING BLADE

"It ain't got no gas in it"

"Alright den' "

".....mmmm"

that movie is so funny....

[ballisticpb]

"Hi am earth have we met?" <--- tommy boy

[Flynbryan19]

"Did you eat paint chips as a child........?"

"No......why?"

I love Tommy Boy. Thats another classic movie.

[balls2da-wall]

"think this queer? (slap left arm) think this queer?(slap right arm)...why dont you stick your head up my *** and fight for air"

"I bet you would panama red!"

[dober250R]

Spaceballs - "We've been jammed.............................Raspberry! Only one person would dare jam me with raspberry.............................lonestar!!!!

[400EX_Kid_03]

"His art is death, and he is about to paint his masterpiece" - Man on Fire

[seatec]

Originally posted by bama400ex
''dieing aint much of a living''

My hero Clint

[zephead400ex]

Flyanbryan, haha, Pulp Fiction is one of the best movies ever!

Mia: I have to go powder my nose.
__________________________

Jules: You sending the Wolf?
Marsellus Wallace: Oh, you feel better, motherf*cker?
Jules: [relieved] ****, negro, that's all you had to say.
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Here's audio:
Vincent: Oh man, I just shot Marvin the face...http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=3909&sound=31

[honda_racer_713]

Napoleon Dynomite

" your mom goes to college"- Kip

[gojk]

"F!@#, @$$" - Bartender from Boondock Saints
"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the !@#$ outa here!" - Bartender from Boondock Saints

[RideRed250ex]

Anchor man- "Look Ron I'm riding a big furry tractor!"

He was on a bear... lol

[hessianmx111]

-You can milk just about anything with nipples.
-I have nipples Greg could you milk me? ---Meet The Parents

-I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast everyday.
-You eat pieces of **** for breakfast? ---Happy Gilmore

-You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy ****, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. ---Half Baked

[wilkin250r]

"I was born without a conscience."

-Bruce Willis in Last Man Standing

[CHAR250R]

"It's better to be feared, than to be loved" A Bronx Tale

[Ralph]

The Gernams- "What the hell is this(Holding up a bowling ball)"
The Dude- "Obviously your not a golfer"
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The Dude- "That rug really tied the room together"
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The Germans- "WHERE IS THE MONEY LABOSWKI(while dunking the dude in the toilet)"
The dude- "I think its down there let me get another look"

^-all from the Big Lebowski

[Ralph]

"The world needs security CRAIIIIIG,,,, TOP FLIGHT MOTHER F#cking Security Craig!!!!"

-Friday after Next

[holeshot19]

hey if anyone moves the ****** get its! aw he bluffing. or me mongo is just a pawn in the game of life. that whole movie is killer

[Ralph]

The following are all fightclub quotes from either the book or the movie...

"Fighting for peace is like f#cking for chastity"

"I felt like putting a bullet between the
eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its
species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers
and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted
to breathe smoke."

"What you have to consider is the possibility that God doesn't like you. Could be, God hates every single last one of us. This is not the worst thing that could happen."

"With a gun in your mouth, you speak only
in vowels."

"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your f#cking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

[Ralph]

We gotta have this party, we had some bad hoes coming in here they said they gonna **** for a buck, do something strange for alilttle change an you know we gonna make em holla for a doller. This one ***** said she gonna suck my dick from the back that aint ever happen to me tryin to see what that be like fin fin a fin wha fin a fin fin

-Friday After Next

[culookn]

from old school when their at the frat house.


"thats the $h1t, when it hits your lips its so good."

or also from old school

"just, just keep truckin"

[Warrioreater400ex]

GIT-R-DONE!!! "GOT-R-DID"

from King of the HIll
bobby:"dad, can i put a gun rack on my bike"
Hank:"Son, do you know how long ive been waiting on you to ask me that?"

"CANDY BARSSSSS"
-Super Troopers

"WOA thats like a quarter pounder man" Cheech
"Its labrador" Chong
"If this is labrador, i wonder what great dane tastes like" cheech
"hey man hows my driving" Chong
"i think were parked" cheech
- Cheech and Chongs Up in smoke

[Warnerade]

"o no, you have activated the contium transfunctioner"
"no wonder those things are so hard...."

dude wheres my car

"this isnt where i parked my car"

euro trip

[RideRedEX]

you tell them im coming, and hells coming with me ~Tombstone

"why don't you climb that pole over there and take a big steamy pi$$ on the power lines?.......... Look i'm not here to twist your nibblets.... "

"Advanced Dilousionary skitzoPhrenia with involuntary Narsacistic rage"

"Holy god it's a giant q-tip"... HANK!. "What?!?! ... Just tryin to bring a little sunshine into his life"
Me Myself and Irene

FFFFART, D!LDO, Big. Big Big T!tt!ES"
Duece Biggalo

"i don't really know, ya know, but whatever it is, you don't want to be it"

"Uh Oh" .... "what?".......... "we gotta go"... "why?"... "i just sharted"....... "you did what?".........."i tried to fart and all the $hit came out"


TINA YOU FAT LARD COME GET SOME DINNER... EAT THE FOOD!

[loganB]

every body is doing than every body is doing it but only one can be the best. Tom cruis The coler of money

[2002400ex]

Not a movie but...

"screw you guys im going home'' and ''gobbles''-south park

[Plante400]

"I like dem Frech fry tators mmmhmm"

"A Friggan 12 guage what do you think!"

"what was grandma doing at the dunes!"

"--im just getting kinda to'd.. she hasnt sent me a full body shot yet"

and............... "peace out" ---------Kip

[Plante400]

i forogot one..




"Cool Runnins'!!!!!!!!

[zephead400ex]

Harry: FOOTLONG, WHO'S GOT THE FOOTLONG...very funny Rascal.
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Lloyd: What is the soup du jour.
Waitress: It's The Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm... that sounds good, I'll have that


haha, Dumb and Dumber, classic!

[ballisticpb]

"The price is wrong b!tch" <--- happy gillmore
"if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"nobody makes me bleed my own blood" <------ Dodgeball

[red]

A couple from Raising Arizona.


Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail.
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.



Hayseed in the Pickup: Son, you got a panty on your head

[red]

cant forget Revenge of the Nerds

Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

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Booger: This is bull****, pan down - I want BUSH.

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Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.

[300exOH]

couple more...


See ya and I wouldn't wanna be ya-New Jack City

and

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun:devil: -Full Metal Jacket

[LazeR]

"Hell i like you, you can come over and f**k my sister" - Full Metal Jacket

"Private Pyle you climb obstacles like old ppl f**k" - Full Metal Jacket

"You had best unf**k yourself before i rip off your head and chit down your neck" - Full Metal Jacket

"Assumption is the muther of all f**k ups" - Under Siege II Dark Territory

"How tall are you private ?"
"Sir 5'6" Sir"
"I wasn't aware they stacked chit that high, you're not trying to squeeze an inch on me are ya private ?" Full Metal Jacket

In the first half of Full Metal Jacket i laughed so hard! That movie is great

[black box films]

Die Hard:

Hans Gruber: Mister Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
John McClane: Was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.
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And pretty much anything from any Kevin Smith Film (except Jersey Girl).

[sharkinthepool]

"Squeeze the trigger Harley, Dont yank it". "Its a gun not your d*ck"!
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.

Hand me my wallet, which one is it, its the one that says Bad mutha f*^ker on it.
Pulp Fiction

[300hondamx]

EUROTRIP****** OHohOH My robot B*lls......ERROR ERROR

NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE*****CAN I TRY(JUMPS) (LANDS ON JEWELS)

THE GRINCH****** 9:00 WALLO IN SELF PITTY( I JUST CAN'T CANCEL THAT AGAIN) 10:00 STARE INTO THE DARK MIST...

VARSITY BLUES***** GOOD MOONIN BOYS GOOD MOONIN

[fst400exrider]

back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that im not a fool. i got my lunch packed up my boots tied tight, i hope i dont get in a fight, oh back to school.

billy madison

[Quad18star]

Eurotrip with the green fairy at the bar drinking Absynthe .

" Can you say What The F**k Did I Do Last Night "

[Jersey450R]

"wait wait wait a minute, so your name is ... Gay Focker?!"

[slicknickz]

American Pie 2? "Hello ladies. I have an 11 inch penis..........AROUND! Think about it.