someones gonna be getting the chicks!!

[MY450R]

http://www.bluetraxx.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=70772
i wish i had one lol

[Cdaleracer]

I work at Bass Pro Shops. Too bad you don't live closer. I could get you a discount on it.

[Samson]

Had a girl break up with me in my younger years because I went dove hunting.


How's he getting chick after shooting Bambi?




WOMEN! :rolleyes:

[zephead400ex]

Huh...I'm still banned:ermm:

[YLW400]

They sell Mathews at bass Pro Shop??

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
Huh...I'm still banned:ermm:

The very definition of "banned" kinda infers a permanent status. Otherwise, it would be a suspension.

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
The very definition of "banned" kinda infers a permanent status. Otherwise, it would be a suspension.

I was being sarcastic.

Chandler, what the hell is the thing?

[sharkinthepool]

Originally posted by Samson
Had a girl break up with me in my younger years because I went dove hunting.


How's he getting chick after shooting Bambi?




WOMEN! :rolleyes:

UHH! HUH!
You used a Gun didnt you!

You need to get a bow. All the chicks like the bow!:D
bow=skill,honor,devotion,time,and a true primal urge!:devil:

[Samson]

So have any of you ever "mounted" a deer!

[MY450R]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
I was being sarcastic.

Chandler, what the hell is the thing?
someone p[osted a pic of their brand new shiny bow

[MY450R]

Originally posted by Samson
So have any of you ever "mounted" a deer!
no have you??

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by MY450R
someone p[osted a pic of their brand new shiny bow

So where's Kara?:D

[Samson]

Originally posted by MY450R
no have you??

What's wrong, don't trust me? :devil:

[YLW400]

my friend is a taxidermist, and he mounts all kinds of animals:o

[MY450R]

Originally posted by Samson
What's wrong, don't trust me? :devil:
no i didnt say that
guilty conscience??

[sharkinthepool]

Has he ever "mounted" a squirrel? I bet it is pretty hard to "mount" a squirrel! They are so small!:D :rolleyes: LOL!

[MY450R]

Originally posted by sharkinthepool
Has he ever "mounted" a squirrel? I bet it is pretty hard to "mount" a squirrel! They are so small!:D :rolleyes: LOL!
samson told me that you have to wrap them in duct tape so they dont explode
lol:devil:

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by sharkinthepool
Has he ever "mounted" a squirrel? I bet it is pretty hard to "mount" a squirrel! They are so small!:D :rolleyes: LOL!

Well, if your talking about actually mounting a squirrel, ledofthezep and I have a mounted squirrel at our house!:)

[YLW400]

tag team???:D

[MY450R]

who got sloppy seconds
ewww man thats sick

[zephead400ex]

LMAO! You sick *******s!:)

Here, far wall, upper right hand corner!
http://www.kcisp.net/~pbryant/Zepporium/zeporium2.jpg

[Quad18star]

I didn't know being a bow hunter and killing animals resulted in getting women . Most women I know get kinda grossed out when they see Bambi's guts laying on the ground .

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
LMAO! You sick *******s!:)

Here, upper right hand corner!
http://www.kcisp.net/~pbryant/Zepporium/zeporium2.jpg

I see the squirel .... but I can't find your bong .... I know its there somewhere . :p

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by Quad18star
I see the squirel .... but I can't find your bong .... I know its there somewhere . :p

...I forgot:D

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
...I forgot:D

Keep it outta sight , just in case mom decides to come visit these forums eh?? :p Nice collection of bottles on the shelf . :D And ... is that a dorm room ?? And another question .... how in the hell can you sit so close and watch the TV ?? My eyes would be fawked .

[represent618]

if you recycled those empty bottles you`d be a rich mofo......for real.

[MY450R]

dude is that the bong lower left corner
ya know one of those plastic ones thats flouresent green?
i had the exact same one
well thats what it looks like anyway

[Samson]

Originally posted by MY450R
samson told me that you have to wrap them in duct tape so they dont explode
lol:devil:


I'll spare them the story of you trying the gerbel in the balloon. :o

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by Quad18star
Keep it outta sight , just in case mom decides to come visit these forums eh?? :p Nice collection of bottles on the shelf . :D And ... is that a dorm room ?? And another question .... how in the hell can you sit so close and watch the TV ?? My eyes would be fawked .

Well, lucky for me, I don't watch much TV:) But when I do, it sucks! The house is a huge, 3 story house right on HWY 160, one of the main hwy's around here.

Here is a pic of the whole house!
http://www.kcisp.net/~pbryant/Zepporium/zeporium8.jpg

Now, we live in 3rd story, the two little windows up top! If I can get a bow, I can shoot these 2 good looking girls that run by our house everyday around 6:30, from the balcony outside our window!:)

[Samson]

Originally posted by YLW400
tag team???:D

I don't share my squirrels! :macho

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by Samson
I'll spare them the story of you trying the gerbel in the balloon. :o

:eek2::confused: Who's gerbel jammin'?....Are you trying to pull a Richard Gere?:p

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
Well, lucky for me, I don't watch much TV:) But when I do, it sucks! The house is a huge, 3 story house right on HWY 160, one of the main hwy's around here.

Here is a pic of the whole house!
http://www.kcisp.net/~pbryant/Zepporium/zeporium8.jpg

Now, we live in 3rd story, the two little windows up top! If I can get a bow, I can shoot these 2 good looking girls that run by our house everyday around 6:30, from the balcony outside our window!:)

Invite them over ... have a few drinks ... wham bam thank you mam .

Looks like a nice place .... pretty f'ing big . You live with a roomate i'm guessing ?

[Samson]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
these 2 good looking girls that run by our house everyday around 6:30


Don't feel bad, I have girls run from me all the time! :p

[zephead400ex]

Don't worry Greg, I get all my women liquored up, haha! jp!

Yep, it's just me and Brandon, ledothezep. His mom owns the house. His sister, bro-in-law, and nephew lived in the main part of the house for about 3 years, moved out last March. So just us 2 live there....but we have regulars staying the night...usually after the bar:D ...but we've all been there! haha

[Samson]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
:eek2::confused: Who's gerbel jammin'?....Are you trying to pull a Richard Gere?:p


You mean Gichar Rere?


I's just funnin my450r don't go shy now! :p

[MY450R]

samson i could kill you man lol

[MY450R]

you got me good
...again:D

[Quad18star]

Ya Preston ... I've been the victim of a few people crashing here after the bar ... and I've crashed at many peoples places . :D

[MY450R]

its no fun going bar hoppin if you cant have a little cutie joining you at the end of the nighht

[Samson]

Originally posted by MY450R
its no fun going bar hoppin if you cant have a little cutie joining you at the end of the nighht

I think they all look cute after a night of bar hopping.

[MY450R]

Originally posted by Samson
I think they all look cute after a night of bar hopping.
all except one kind of chick for me
the fatties i will leave all alone no matter how much i drink

[Samson]

One time I was at a concert. Think I was 16-17 years old (LOOOONG time ago). Think it was Winger or something if that tells you anything. Pulled Led's smokin trick and had some wasted guy give us a pint of southern comfort. I was pretty trashed. We were body to body and I had some gal rubbing me from behind and she was getting me pretty excited, you know? We were body to body and in my defense I flat could not see what I was missing. Flirted with her the entire concert.

I came strutting out of that place like I was hot stuff and I looked down and I swear I thought that stash was laced....cause I was seeing double or something! :eek: She had the widest butt.




...try as I may she wouldn't put out that night either! :o

[MY450R]

ol wide arse wouldnt put out??
man i hate chicks that do that or dont do that ...whatever
yeah they get you all excited and then say well im not like that
and then your like uhh excuse me?? do you know what you were just doing??
:eek2:

[Samson]

Originally posted by MY450R
ol wide arse wouldnt put out??

Like she didn't know that was an unwritten rule! Fat arses have to be easy. THAT's like the first rule of interpersonal relations. :mad:

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by Samson
One time I was at a concert. Think I was 16-17 years old (LOOOONG time ago). Think it was Winger or something if that tells you anything. Pulled Led's smokin trick and had some wasted guy give us a pint of southern comfort. I was pretty trashed. We were body to body and I had some gal rubbing me from behind and she was getting me pretty excited, you know? We were body to body and in my defense I flat could not see what I was missing. Flirted with her the entire concert.

I came strutting out of that place like I was hot stuff and I looked down and I swear I thought that stash was laced....cause I was seeing double or something! :eek: She had the widest butt.




...try as I may she wouldn't put out that night either! :o

Hey, there's not much of a trick to it!:)

One sure fire way to get fatty to put out...strap a t-bone to your crotch...Chandler, you can probably chime in here!:)

[Samson]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
Hey, there's not much of a trick to it!:)

One sure fire way to get fatty to put out...strap a t-bone to your crotch...Chandler, you can probably chime in here!:)


lmao! Don't know, you might end up crotch-LESS! :p

I saw that chick like 2 years after that and she'd lost ALL that weight. Looked pretty decent.

Ah, but if I'd called she would have had no motivation.

[MY450R]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
Hey, there's not much of a trick to it!:)

One sure fire way to get fatty to put out...strap a t-bone to your crotch...Chandler, you can probably chime in here!:)
what the heck is this bash chandler day?? haha
well all i can say is ..STAY AWAY FROM THE FOTTIES!!
oh man especially if they get on top your a dead man

thats why i have no use of my legs and im bound to a wheeler chair:devil:

[Aceman]

Originally posted by MY450R
what the heck is this bash chandler day?? haha
well all i can say is ..STAY AWAY FROM THE FOTTIES!!
oh man especially if they get on top your a dead man

thats why i have no use of my legs and im bound to a wheeler chair:devil:

So, is EVERYTHING paralyzed from the waist down?:blah: You poor man.

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

Originally posted by YLW400
my friend is a taxidermist, and he mounts all kinds of animals:o
there is all sorts of fun in that sentance:devil: :blah:

[FourFiftyFour]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
So where's Kara?:D

im right here...lol

[cletusEX]

Originally posted by MY450R
what the heck is this bash chandler day?? haha
well all i can say is ..STAY AWAY FROM THE FOTTIES!!
oh man especially if they get on top your a dead man

thats why i have no use of my legs and im bound to a wheeler chair:devil:

You are the Open forum king!

[sharkinthepool]

This thread is going to be another "HOT CHICKS THREAD", I can see it coming:rolleyes:


Way off topic way too fast!

[MY450R]

off topic haha
oh well i guess thats the point
where was this thread going anyway i mean it was a dude that posted pics of his bow and i found it to be humorous

[MY450R]

Originally posted by cletusEX
You are the Open forum king!
thanks


i think

[Samson]

Originally posted by Aceman
So, is EVERYTHING paralyzed from the waist down?:blah: You poor man.

Don't feel sorry for him! He keeps trying to give all the nurses free rides! :D

[MY450R]

ha it works too
oh babay you dont have to walk that far
sit right here and ill give you a lift :devil:

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by Samson
So have any of you ever "mounted" a deer!

Don't feel bad my one of my last g/f's broke up with me for going deer hunting and killing a deer. But she said it was ok to go just since i didnt kill anything :huh