Fake car parts/fluids/grease

[LazeR]

Well you know how there is

Blinker fluid
headlight fluid
frequency grease
muffler bearings
and i dont know if anyone has heard this one "Piston return spring"

add all the ones that you can think of or make up.

[Moto92]

Ive been a quart low on steam before.....

[derekhonda]

kanooter valve

[outacontrol31]

gas overflow valve


piston tensioner

hub clinger

happy meal dispenser

[FasstMidnightZ]

i'm low on tail light coolant

[MotoX3]

colored powerbands is a pretty infamous one:chinese:

[400exrules]

flux capacitor

madoolla oblengatta

horn coolant, lmao

bumper fluid

am/fm radio coolant

[FasstMidnightZ]

i need to go get a rear view mirior usb cable

[400exrules]

i need to goto autozone later and pick up a portable tail light processing module

[YFZ450Ridr]

ive actually herd this one before from some one

i gota go get some grease and lube up my wiper blades

[MotoX3]

the cam light in my 2 stroke bike needs to be replaces....anyone know where i can get one:confused:

[bman9]

mickey d's

left handed screw driver

[bman9]

Originally posted by Foxracer200
left handed screw driver

i can never find mine so i end up using my left handed hammer.

[gncc400exxx]

Originally posted by Foxracer200
left handed screw driver

how about a metric screwdriver,

although there probably is one

[roadthrills]

Anyone here ever have a driveshaft coupler go out? Or has your vehicle ever leaked any transmission coolant? These fly-by-night garages will tell you anything!!

[Out_Sider]

well heres how u fix your check engine lite is on.. theres a wire on your intake manifold that goes to your carburator injectors, find that wire it should go to your fuller pump, unplug that and its fixed :devil:

[CTmxyfz]

radiator cap ectimys(sp)

[cknox88]

ya i am needing a new metric cresent wrench

Originally posted by bman9
mickey d's
Mickey Dunlop tires? Those are real. :eek:

[TheFontMaster]

if your csar's exaust is smoking it might need to go on the patch to make it stop.

The car is over heating because the radiator is dirty, it needs a radiator enima.

[450ar]

Originally posted by roadthrills
Anyone here ever have a driveshaft coupler go out? Or has your vehicle ever leaked any transmission coolant? These fly-by-night garages will tell you anything!! Haha You realy dont know much about cars do you? There are cars that have no u joints and have drive shafts they dont use cv joint either. They use a drive shaft coupler, Its made up of rubber and you can find them on volvo,beamers and mercedes. As far as your automatic trans lieaking green antifreeze. It possible and it happens. It can happen because all autos have a trans cooler that is loacted inside the radiator. Its supose to be a seperate system, but they can leak and when they do it will pump atf into the rad. when the car is running and when the car is off the antifreeze can go into the trans. But then i again what do i know, i just work at a trany shop.

[LazeR]

I got some disc brake grease and put it on my rotors....I hear it helps stop 50% better

[chucked]

Originally posted by LazeR
I got some disc brake grease and put it on my rotors....I hear it helps stop 50% better

wtf they have that??? but its for the back of the pad and it just keeps the pad from sticking to the caliper

[TCracin440ex]

the funniest thing ive ever heard is a flat top cam and this kid talking about how yamaha was comming out with a 790 banshee!!

i made these up because i used to pick on posers

k&n tires
Lonestar rims
dg graphics kits
lrd handle bars

[400exrules]

Originally posted by Foxracer200
left handed screw driver

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG idk why but i busted out laughin when i read that lmfgdao!!!!!!!!!!!

i would love to actually hear someone say that, and mean it literally lol i would laugh so hard

[shogun_98]

summer or winter air in your tires

[holeshot19]

a left handed muffler bearing tool:blah: or a water pump for 69 vw bettle

[mike02ex]

duckway, {whats a duckway?, about 2 pounds}
lower radiator belt,
you need to put some smatter on that thing, whats smatter? nothing whats smatter with you?
wow, tht was corny!:rolleyes:

[nosliw]

for those who don't think there are muffler bearings or muffler bearing removers....

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/9400/removingmufflerbearings1gd.jpg

:blah:

[nosliw]

:blah:
http://www.kalecoauto.com/general.htm

click on the maintenance tab on the left http://www.kalecoauto.com/

[400exrules]

the twinkie intake















oh wait nevermind, thats just brian :blah:

[deathman53]

I was just about to post the kale co. auto link, but you beat me to it.

[roadthrills]

Originally posted by 450ar
Haha You realy dont know much about cars do you? There are cars that have no u joints and have drive shafts they dont use cv joint either. They use a drive shaft coupler, Its made up of rubber and you can find them on volvo,beamers and mercedes. As far as your automatic trans lieaking green antifreeze. It possible and it happens. It can happen because all autos have a trans cooler that is loacted inside the radiator. Its supose to be a seperate system, but they can leak and when they do it will pump atf into the rad. when the car is running and when the car is off the antifreeze can go into the trans. But then i again what do i know, i just work at a trany shop.

Yes actually I know more about cars than most of the shops around me, I meant those comments as a joke. I've only been turning wrenches for about 14 years. There is no such thing as transmission coolant, no matter how much fluid leaks into the radiator via a bad cooler. And I have yet to see a rubber coupling driving a driveshaft on any of the mentioned cars unless you mean fairly new ones, which I am not familiar with. The only rubber driveshaft couplers I've ever seen are on jet boats and jet skis.

[LazeR]

Originally posted by chucked
wtf they have that??? but its for the back of the pad and it just keeps the pad from sticking to the caliper

So your telling me they have brake grease that you put on your brake rotors to help stopping power ? :rolleyes: I think you need to go back to school ;) there may be grease that goes behind the pad so it doesnt stick ot the caliper but thats 2 different things..... caliper and rotor arent the same thing ;)

[LazeR]

Originally posted by nosliw
:blah:
http://www.kalecoauto.com/general.htm

click on the maintenance tab on the left http://www.kalecoauto.com/

hah thats some pretty funny stuff

[bignorm]

ciggarette dispenser man i would love to have one.

-josh

[LazeR]

No one else has any ?

[outacontrol31]

weed compartment


i need the turbo rewound for more output

double overhead stator's

my V-5 needs it's 4 pistons replaced


a triple bipass electical lawn mower fan engine cooler

[400ex_313]

canipulator me and my friend convinced this girl she needed to go buy a canipulator in order to hook up her euro lights

[angieyes]

Originally posted by 400exrules
the twinkie intake


that poor kid takes a beating but damn it's funny












oh wait nevermind, thats just brian :blah:

[Jersey450R]

My Boysen power reeds work awesome in my 450R!
The red and black powerband is amazing!

[bman9]

my K&N beadlock handlebars make my handling so much better. Everyone should have a PAIR or two!

[450ar]

Originally posted by roadthrills
Yes actually I know more about cars than most of the shops around me, I meant those comments as a joke. I've only been turning wrenches for about 14 years. There is no such thing as transmission coolant, no matter how much fluid leaks into the radiator via a bad cooler. And I have yet to see a rubber coupling driving a driveshaft on any of the mentioned cars unless you mean fairly new ones, which I am not familiar with. The only rubber driveshaft couplers I've ever seen are on jet boats and jet skis.
There is two bmw loggols on it.

[JTRtrx250r]

Originally posted by MotoX3
the cam light in my 2 stroke bike needs to be replaces....anyone know where i can get one:confused: Cam light....LMAO:D

I think you can pick em' up at 7-11 in between the sparkplugbearing chains and the axle pressure guages;)

[iceracer65]

Originally posted by nosliw
for those who don't think there are muffler bearings or muffler bearing removers....

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/9400/removingmufflerbearings1gd.jpg

:blah:

that looks like a wierd operation game!!!hehe

btw my diesel needs all 14 spark plugs replaced

[MY450R]

funny stuff
maam uh you have a bent axle belt and your windshield grease is low not to mention your rocker panel fluid needs to be topped off