insaneracin2003
01-05-2005, 09:53 AM
You gotta love a drunk...
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>A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. There is a stranger, standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.
>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>"Did you help him?" she asks.
>"No, I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!"
>His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
>He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
>"Yes", comes back the answer.
>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
>"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
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>A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. There is a stranger, standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.
>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>"Did you help him?" she asks.
>"No, I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!"
>His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
>He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
>"Yes", comes back the answer.
>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
>"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.