insaneracin2003
12-28-2004, 09:43 AM
Just a weeeee bit
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> >"An extraordinarily handsome man decided
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> >he had the responsibility to marry the perfect
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> >woman so they could produce beautiful children
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> >beyond comparison. With that as his mission he
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> >began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly
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> >thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
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> >gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath
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> >away. So he explained his mission to the farmer,
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> >asking for permission to marry one of them.
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> >The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get
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> >married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em
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> >over and pick the one you want." The man dated
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> >the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked
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> >for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's
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> >just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...
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> >pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the
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> >man date one of the other girls; so the man went out
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> >with the second daughter. The next day, ! the farmer
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> >again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied,
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> >"she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...
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> >cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date
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> >the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
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> >The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
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> >"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to
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> >marry." So they were wed right away. Months later
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> >the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery
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> >he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most
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> >pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
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> >father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
> >
> >considering the beauty of the parents. "Well,"
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> >explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit,
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> >not that you could hardly tell......pregnant when you met her."
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> >
> >
> >"An extraordinarily handsome man decided
> >
> >he had the responsibility to marry the perfect
> >
> >woman so they could produce beautiful children
> >
> >beyond comparison. With that as his mission he
> >
> >began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly
> >
> >thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
> >
> >gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath
> >
> >away. So he explained his mission to the farmer,
> >
> >asking for permission to marry one of them.
> >
> >The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get
> >
> >married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em
> >
> >over and pick the one you want." The man dated
> >
> >the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked
> >
> >for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's
> >
> >just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...
> >
> >pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the
> >
> >man date one of the other girls; so the man went out
> >
> >with the second daughter. The next day, ! the farmer
> >
> >again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied,
> >
> >"she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...
> >
> >cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date
> >
> >the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
> >
> >The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
> >
> >"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to
> >
> >marry." So they were wed right away. Months later
> >
> >the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery
> >
> >he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most
> >
> >pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
> >
> >father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
> >
> >considering the beauty of the parents. "Well,"
> >
> >explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit,
> >
> >not that you could hardly tell......pregnant when you met her."
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