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wvspeedfreak
12-21-2004, 03:20 PM
If you have ever thought about your new Elkas while making love to your woman:D

Anybody else got any good ones?

lol
12-21-2004, 03:23 PM
i dunno

um when your taking a state exam like i was you think about the black maiers u r getting for christmas:ermm:

brian-250
12-21-2004, 03:24 PM
when you have more in your quad the your pickup.:eek2:

SRH
12-21-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by wvspeedfreak
If you have ever thought about your new Elkas while making love to your woman:D

Anybody else got any good ones?

if you have ever used your new elkas on your woman while making love

ny300exrider
12-21-2004, 03:47 PM
when you sit and look at things and all of a sudden think of it being useful to quads. i was sitting in chemistry and i saw the overhead projecter stand and it was the perfect shape of a ac or prm wide grab bar so i took a minute and thought about it on my quad. yep chemistry is boring

TheFontMaster
12-21-2004, 03:51 PM
When you see a hill and it's not just a hill, it's like I gotta go climb that, or when you see thte banks on the side of the road, you just think that would be an awsome road gap. I found one of those, and plan on doing it when the R is done.:D

EvilJester400EX
12-21-2004, 03:54 PM
If you're stopped at a stoplight and think you have to holeshot everyone in the lanes beside you. :huh

steveatv3
12-21-2004, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by wvspeedfreak
If you have ever thought about your new Elkas while making love to your woman:D

Anybody else got any good ones?

When your Elkas mean more to you then your woman, or when you spend more money on your Elkas then the ring for your wife:devil:

SSRedRider
12-21-2004, 04:32 PM
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when you have more in your quad the your pickup.
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Ain't that the truth

or

You might be a quad addict if you get on Atvriders.com more than once a day.

hondarider2006
12-21-2004, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by SSRedRider
You might be a quad addict if you get on Atvriders.com more than once a day.

Or pretty much all day:cool:


You also might be and addict if your woman says the next time you go riding your gonna loose her....man do I miss her:(

12-21-2004, 04:44 PM
wen u turn down 4 hott dates so u can have time to out ur nerfs on and some new head lights:huh

yamadooski
12-21-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by EvilJester400EX
If you're stopped at a stoplight and think you have to holeshot everyone in the lanes beside you. :huh

AHH thats funny I do that...:D

SRH
12-21-2004, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by 660r_freestyler
wen u turn down 4 hott dates so u can have time to out ur nerfs on and some new head lights:huh


no thats called gay:eek:


stay away from that guy


yeah sometimes when no ones around i make quad noises in my truck, and when i go over lil nulls i hit the gas on the face and preload them so i get that light feeling then i pretend i land and get back on the gas

Dumontexrider
12-21-2004, 05:03 PM
When you would rather look up pics of decked out quads then porn.

underpowered
12-21-2004, 05:46 PM
You've got nothing better to do than come up with reasons why you are addicted.

redlineranger
12-21-2004, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Dumontexrider
When you would rather look up pics of decked out quads then porn.

i'd have to think about that one:ermm:

brian-250
12-21-2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by redlineranger
i'd have to think about that one:ermm:


i got a solution to that one, naked chicks ON quads.:blah:

redlineranger
12-21-2004, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by brian-250
i got a solution to that one, naked chicks ON quads.:blah:

that sounds nice;) :devil:

foxracingpredat
12-21-2004, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by TheFontMaster
When you see a hill and it's not just a hill, it's like I gotta go climb that, or when you see thte banks on the side of the road, you just think that would be an awsome road gap. I found one of those, and plan on doing it when the R is done.:D

i always do that, and see every dirt mound or hill as a jump

BlueZ440
12-21-2004, 06:27 PM
When you call in or leave early where u work...Or buy myself a sway bar and a new hood and my girlfriend nothing for x-mas..

SnowFlake
12-21-2004, 07:10 PM
As you can see i spend more money and time on my quad than my truck that looks like it was made at the willy wonka factory. As you can see i hate the color

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid137/p7b2aa641d36138a2d7963a70d36141e3/f746092e.jpg

Warnerade
12-21-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by SnowFlake
As you can see i spend more money and time on my quad than my truck that looks like it was made at the willy wonka factory. As you can see i hate the color

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid137/p7b2aa641d36138a2d7963a70d36141e3/f746092e.jpg you spend money on your quad? guess i aint looking hard enough

SnowFlake
12-21-2004, 07:44 PM
sorry that was the only pic i have of the truck. The quad is all fixed up now.

wvspeedfreak
12-21-2004, 07:56 PM
If you carry pictures of your quads in your wallet:D

Dumontexrider
12-21-2004, 08:17 PM
When you blow her off to head down to the dealership to look at the new releases

LTZ400rider
12-21-2004, 09:39 PM
when u drive a 1000 dollar truck with a 5 grand quad in the back, only time i like bein seen in my truck.

when bring ur date to ur house, u go in the garage to show her ur pride and joy.

when ur sittin in school thinkin about riding ur quad thru the hallways driftin gettin chased by hall monitors

when u bring all ur dirtwheels to school and give 1 to everyone in ur class to read, and the teacher gets pissed cuz ur distracting them

hondarider2006
12-21-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by LTZ400rider
when u drive a 1000 dollar truck with a 5 grand quad in the back, only time i like bein seen in my truck.

Or a $900 truck with a $8,000 quad in the back:o;)

hellbound250r
12-22-2004, 12:20 AM
ha ha true story..
you tell your girlfriend you cant go to prom beacuase you cant afford it...HAD TO BUY A NEW RACE MOTOR!!

300racer
12-22-2004, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by SRH
no thats called gay:eek:


stay away from that guy


yeah sometimes when no ones around i make quad noises in my truck, and when i go over lil nulls i hit the gas on the face and preload them so i get that light feeling then i pretend i land and get back on the gas lmao thats funny I do the same stuff! I also try to holeshot off the stop light also!

300racer
12-22-2004, 02:01 AM
when you have all of the 2001,2002,2003 of gncc racing on type at your house and all you and your friends do is watch them till around 2 or 3 in the morning! and you go to bed every night while watching huevos 6.

sharkinthepool
12-22-2004, 05:42 AM
If you have a race ready quad stolen. Use the insurance to put the second one together, and swear to everybody (including the cops that are right beside you) that you know who done it and when you find them you are going to beat the crap out of them.

Two days later the cops show back up to question you for the death of the guy you were talking about.:eek2:

LTZ400rider
12-22-2004, 05:53 AM
^^^^ true story?

sharkinthepool
12-22-2004, 07:36 AM
unfortunetly!:ermm:

MY450R
12-22-2004, 08:08 AM
when you go out in the garage start the stove and sit there all day looking at the quad
maybe go out for a spin or two
but mostly sit there because you have a bad hang over

400ex_313
12-22-2004, 08:54 AM
when u skip school just so u can stay home and ride ur 400 in the snow

LilQJ
12-22-2004, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by EvilJester400EX
If you're stopped at a stoplight and think you have to holeshot everyone in the lanes beside you. :huh We do that in my Moms truck all the time!!! and we usually get the holeshot!!!:blah:

red2004 TRX450R
12-22-2004, 02:13 PM
I got my girlfriend ac propegs for her birthday so she could have some where to put her feet! Then I never let her ride on it!

I all so find my self at work running down the hall making quad noises.
I all so spend more time looking at exriders and other atv sights than doing my job.
I think I need a new job.

When I was in high school it use to thing about riding my shee in the halls and around the running track.
Well I did run it around the track.

Ill have to try using the Elkas in bed.

In my truck I always get the holeshoot. But I can’t put the quad in the truck. The fuel cell and wheel tubs get in the way!! So I guess im not an addict

fastblaster2002
12-22-2004, 03:28 PM
...when you blow off every assignment in computers (high school) to look for quad stuff on the net

i also do the side of the road hills thing

we'll be driving and im constantly looking for trails or tracks and im like dad we need a driveway with hills on the sides so i could jump it

n00b on a 400ex
12-22-2004, 07:17 PM
1. when you constantly confuse girls with quads

2. when you see a topic that goes like "im having girl troubles", and you just hit the reply button and say "BANG HER" (hehe, im like the only one that doesnt do this)

3. when you skip homework just to ride (thats me)

4. when you dont give a **** about grades and all you want to do is ride (kinda like 4, but yea thats me)

5. when youd rather spend time riding then with friends and family

wvspeedfreak
12-22-2004, 07:28 PM
When you lay awake at night trying to decide whether you should buy new a-arms or get some engine work done.

Prazak250EX
12-22-2004, 09:10 PM
When you work all day and your driving force is "Damn, I can't wait to get those new shocks," or "oh man it's gonna be sweet to slide through those turns again"

When you're in the library at school typing a paper, and all you're doing is looking at your dream quad.

When you wake up in the morning and say "LETS GO RIDIN!"

When your wall is completley covered in Dirt Wheels pages

When you sit out in the garage and just stare at your quad.

When you're on this site 24/7, and you only leave to go do quad related things.

When you'd rather go ridin than spend time with your girl

When you run outta money for Christmas presents because you just dropped 1500 on your bike.

Dumontexrider
12-22-2004, 09:42 PM
When everytime you go on a drive and your stuck in the backseat bored listening to some hippie station and you imagine your a quad pro freestylist and that all the houses' roofs are take offs and landings

2001-400ex'er
12-22-2004, 10:42 PM
Sadly I do have that problem of sitting in bed thinking what I should drop a load of money on next for the 400ex. I am constanly going on Atvriders.com during study hall instead of doing homework... no wonder my grades are going down.....

LTZ400rider
12-22-2004, 11:08 PM
When I was in high school it use to thing about riding my shee in the halls and around the running track.
Well I did run it around the track.


ditto i use to do the same thing. i just recently took my quad to my high school to rip up the baseball field, unforntately i got 6 cops on my *** and 3 citations and chased all the way home. effin neighbor ratted me out i was home had my quad parked and locked up, i look out my window see my neighbor talkin to the cops pointin to my house. i made it thru 3 neighborhoods and some woods and 6 cops, made it home but ended up givin up after the popo wouldnt stop knockin on my door, now i got 3 citations, the biggest one is tresspassin 550 bucks!! hopefully they drop that one lower

n00b on a 400ex
12-22-2004, 11:14 PM
lol, i once had a dream i rode a dirtbike all the way to my school (i think it was a honda lol, dont know what type exactly). and i pulled a wheelie through the hallways and accidentally ran over my assistant principal :eek2:

JTRtrx250r
12-23-2004, 02:57 AM
when your as old as me and still wont give up, find yourself on atv sites all damn day, making tech replys to posts only to find out its an 11 yr old, looking thru the atv classifieds when ya know damn well ya cant afford another unit, or when looking thru the parts classifieds knowing you cant afford to buy but have to know what your missing out on, reading about ppls rides and having to live thru them b/c 99% of your riding buddys are SALLYS!

I gotta say we are a rare breed :blah:

MY450R
12-23-2004, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by JTRtrx250r
when your as old as me and still wont give up, find yourself on atv sites all damn day, making tech replys to posts only to find out its an 11 yr old, looking thru the atv classifieds when ya know damn well ya cant afford another unit, or when looking thru the parts classifieds knowing you cant afford to buy but have to know what your missing out on, reading about ppls rides and having to live thru them b/c 99% of your riding buddys are SALLYS!

I gotta say we are a rare breed :blah:
here here
i agree totaly

hondaman09
12-23-2004, 04:12 PM
im on atvriders at LEAST 7 times a day!!

TheFontMaster
12-24-2004, 11:20 PM
When you are on exriders at 1:23 christmas morning.

Make that 1:24 the clock changed.

n00b on a 400ex
12-25-2004, 12:06 AM
hmm... K&N, or nerfs, or skidplates...or video games

300racer
12-25-2004, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by TheFontMaster
When you are on exriders at 1:23 christmas morning.

Make that 1:24 the clock changed. lol it's only 1:17 here! and I still have yet to see santas happy ***** come through the front door!:D he has my chest protector,some money for getting my shock rebuilt, and my camal back (sp) and I hope he has my pc'd frame if I am lucky but I don't think the powder coaters got to it yet:( .

Tommy 17
12-25-2004, 08:56 AM
when u skip ur senior prom so u can hang out with ur friends from exriders at a GNCC race....:macho


wow did i catch **** from the wife for that one:devil:

markk
12-25-2004, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by SRH
if you have ever used your new elkas on your woman while making love



IF u dump a woman that will let u do that, tell her to give me a ring! :D

markk
12-25-2004, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by hondarider2006
Or a $900 truck with a $8,000 quad in the back:o;)

i have a 250$ elcamino, with about $7500 in the quad lmao, IM just glad im not the only one out there!

je450
12-25-2004, 01:20 PM
when you reck at the track and could have died and you sell you 400 and buy a 450 and start makin it race ready so that when your healed you can jump higher and go faster
its happend before