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Pappy
12-17-2004, 07:19 PM
Is Santa really on......some type of drug?

Think about it..

1) he has flying reindeer, that magically fly with some "magic dust" that santa whips out of his bag(sounds like rudolphs nose is red for a reason)

2) he hangs with a crew of dwarfs (i think maybe the drugs stunted thier growth:ermm: )

3) what fool in his right mind would have all them toys and give them away:confused: (maybe he was hitting the pipe and missed the pawn shop?)

4) he works 1 day a year, yet has the capitol to have his own town at the north pole(more like a hacienda in south america:o )

there are probably more things that could lead someone to believe that the fat jolly red suited feller is more then jolly:devil:

theTman
12-17-2004, 07:19 PM
hahaha :devil:

AtvMxRider
12-17-2004, 07:21 PM
LMFAO it's something to think about aint it

theTman
12-17-2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
there are probably more things that could lead someone to believe that the fat jolly red suited feller is more then jolly:devil:

he sneaks into peoples houses:huh :eek2:

400ex28
12-17-2004, 07:25 PM
he likes to fly high :huh

Pappy
12-17-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by theTman
he sneaks into peoples houses:huh :eek2:

same as a crackhead does:o


what about wanting all them kids sitting on his lap:scary: he may have dropped a hit of ecstasy:chinese: damn freak:mad:

Tantal
12-17-2004, 07:28 PM
hmmmmm, sounds like a crack smoker that also like to drop acid and chow shrooms?

:eek2:

theTman
12-17-2004, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
same as a crackhead does:o


what about wanting all them kids sitting on his lap:scary: he may have dropped a hit of ecstasy:chinese: damn freak:mad:


sounds like MJ

400ex28
12-17-2004, 07:29 PM
I wonder why he gives bad kids coal :confused:

Pappy
12-17-2004, 07:30 PM
well dang...he joined the site:eek:

maybe he can clear all this up for us:D

theTman
12-17-2004, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
well dang...he joined the site:eek:

maybe he can clear all this up for us:D

wtf.....hahahahaha

400ex28
12-17-2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
well dang...he joined the site:eek:

maybe he can clear all this up for us:D

:huh ok, lmao

SANTA_CLAUS
12-17-2004, 07:32 PM
WHY YES PAPPY,
i did join the site to make sure all u boys and girls are behaving out there and so i dont have to put any of you on my naughty list

Pappy
12-17-2004, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by SANTA_CLAUS
on my naughty list

hey i bet Quadjunkies is on that list:devil:

theTman
12-17-2004, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
hey i bet Quadjunkies is on that list:devil:


:eek: :devil:

SANTA I WANT A 450R

SANTA_CLAUS
12-17-2004, 07:34 PM
why i dont believe QJ is but i see a naughty little boy named pappy on here

Pappy
12-17-2004, 07:34 PM
whoohooo bring me that coal:D


ill use my press and make me some diamonds:devil:



"little".....man you need to up date your list:p :(

400ex28
12-17-2004, 07:34 PM
Woooow, its santa:cool:....lets hear all your secrets!!!:devil:

SANTA_CLAUS
12-17-2004, 07:37 PM
well i do have many secrets but unfortunately i only tell them to my elves out in the shack making presents

AtvMxRider
12-17-2004, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by SANTA_CLAUS
well i do have many secrets but unfortunately i only tell them to my elves out in the shack making presents


Hey ya fat ******* where is my G.I. Joe I wanted when I was a kid????:grr:

Pappy
12-17-2004, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by SANTA_CLAUS
well i do have many secrets but unfortunately i only tell them to my elves out in the shack making presents

sorry about last year:ermm:




glad i missed rudolph and only nicked him:devil:

theTman
12-17-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Hey ya fat ******* where is my G.I. Joe I wanted when I was a kid????:grr:


he gave em to me:chinese:

AtvMxRider
12-17-2004, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by theTman
he gave em to me:chinese:


You little focker.........:mad:

theTman
12-17-2004, 07:42 PM
i burned em with a magnifying glass:o you want it UPS or FEDex