How I avoid the flu

[Rico]

HOW TO AVOID THE FLU

* Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
* Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
* Get plenty of exercise, because exercise helps build up your immune
system.
* Walk for at least an hour a day, or go for a swim, & be sure & take the
stairs instead of an elevator, etc.
* Wash your hands often, & if you can't wash them, keep a bottle of
antibacterial wipes around to use.
* Get lots of fresh air. Open your windows up, whenever possible.
* Get plenty of rest.
* Eliminate as much stress from your life as you possibly can.

OR . . . You can take my getting rid of the flu approach. Think about it, when you
go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why?
Because alcohol kills germs!

So . . .

* I walk to the liquor store (exercise),
* I put lime in my Corona (fruit),
* Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies),
* And, I drink on the bar patio (fresh air),
* I get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminating stress)
* Then, I pass out (rest).

Yup! The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up, the flu germs
can't get you!!!!

[ShiftFMX]

Sounds like a Great plan, I dont think you'll ever get the flu will ya? :p

[SRH]

i dont think it worked i opened the medicine cabnet and drank the clear alchole and now im puking blood and my skin is all yellow qhat should i do

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

Originally posted by SRH
i dont think it worked i opened the medicine cabnet and drank the clear alchole and now im puking blood and my skin is all yellow qhat should i do
kill yourself now its only going to get worse, next your going to start losing limbs:eek2:

[FasstMidnightZ]

:huh o...k

[acegirl_ex]

Originally posted by Rico
HOW TO AVOID THE FLU


OR . . . You can take my getting rid of the flu approach. Think about it, when you
go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why?
Because alcohol kills germs!

So . . .

* I walk to the liquor store (exercise),
* I put lime in my Corona (fruit),
* Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies),
* And, I drink on the bar patio (fresh air),
* I get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminating stress)
* Then, I pass out (rest).

Yup! The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up, the flu germs
can't get you!!!!

lmao! I never thought to poison the germs. :p

[bulkdriverlp]

that sounds good i guess. if ya wanna be that way

[angieyes]

damn i guesse i'll never get the flu then
that was a good one rico

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by angieyes
damn i guesse i'll never get the flu then
that was a good one rico

you ain't lyin! :p

which reminds me... I better restock the 'medicine' cabinet! :D