mean things

[pikey21]

what are some mean things (pranks) to do to people u hate :devil:

[FasstMidnightZ]

put x-lax in there drink :D

[AtvMxRider]

I once put Fiberglass in the crotch of guy's uniform pants. (all of them:devil: )

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
I once put Fiberglass in the crotch of guy's uniform pants. (all of them:devil: )

ROFLMAO .... either fiberglass or that Kool Blue gel . The stuff that you use when you got sore muscles ... gets nice and HOT . LMAO . Did that to a friend once .... funniest thing ever .

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Quad18star
ROFLMAO .... either fiberglass or that Kool Blue gel . The stuff that you use when you got sore muscles ... gets nice and HOT . LMAO . Did that to a friend once .... funniest thing ever .


We did all kinds of stuff to this guy. He was a Rat and an ***. I am a deisel mechanic so I work in a shop, well he had an air hose laying on his toolbox. I filled the hose full of Skunk piss:devil: . Well he came in the next morning and hooked his impact up to the hose. And like a dumbass turns the gun towards his face. Well it soaked him in it. It was the worst smell you coule ever smell. He was so mad he was in tears.(this guy was like 45 yrs old). Needless to say he didn't last much longer and he quit:macho .

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
We did all kinds of stuff to this guy. He was a Rat and an ***. I am a deisel mechanic so I work in a shop, well he had an air hose laying on his toolbox. I filled the hose full of Skunk piss:devil: . Well he came in the next morning and hooked his impact up to the hose. And like a dumbass turns the gun towards his face. Well it soaked him in it. It was the worst smell you coule ever smell. He was so mad he was in tears.(this guy was like 45 yrs old). Needless to say he didn't last much longer and he quit:macho .

lmao that is fcking horrible

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by 300exrida
lmao that is fcking horrible


We nailed his boots to the floor, glued his locker shut, and pissed in his coffee pot.:D

[Quad18star]

Oh man ... Jerry that's horrible . But that's one hell of a good prank to someone you don't like . :D

[MotoX3]

well me and partyboy300ex just usually fart on r computer lab guy that always kicks us out...:blah: :ermm: :chinese:

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
We nailed his boots to the floor, glued his locker shut, and pissed in his coffee pot.:D

lmao,we just got in trouble in skewl for rubber cementing my friends locker shut:devil:

[400exrules]

Originally posted by hondaexrider
put x-lax in there drink :D

ex-lax there drink and then piss on the toilet paper rolls, or just hide the toilet paper....and watch to see wut they do lmfao

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by 400exrules
ex-lax there drink and then piss on the toilet paper rolls, or just hide the toilet paper....and watch to see wut they do lmfao

well if you hide the toilet paper,you know the good old saying,don't linger use your finger:eek2: ...ehhh that would suck

[300exPat]

i thought it was "be a man, use your hand" oh well

[nosliw]

a good clean one is to go online and sign your enemy up for every popup spyware you can find.



Originally posted by AtvMxRider
I am a deisel mechanic

that's what i want to learn to do after highschool. how'd you get started?

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by nosliw


that's what i want to learn to do after highschool. how'd you get started?


I'm not going to tell you what to do but if I was in your shoes I wouldn't do it. It is no fun being dirty all the time, It's hot as hell in the summer and cold as **** in the winter. But if that is what you want to do you have a few options. You can go to a deisel college or just go around to your local truck shops and apply. I have been around this business all my life so it was pretty easy for me to get a job doing it. The money is at dealerships.

[sportraxkid]

My dad is a deisal mechanic for Kenworth sales here in salt lake city,ut

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by sportraxkid
My dad is a deisal mechanic for Kenworth sales here in salt lake city,ut


I worked at the Kenworth deal in Richmond VA for 4 yrs. Thinking about going back there:ermm:

[pikey21]

is it true that visean (the eye stuff) works as ex lax :confused:

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by pikey21
is it true that visean (the eye stuff) works as ex lax :confused:


Hell yes it's true. A guy I worked with put it in another guy's coffee and that poor man like to chit himself to death.

[pikey21]

how many drops or the whole bottle

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by pikey21
how many drops or the whole bottle


It only takes just a few drops but he put half a bottle in. I thought the guy was going chit himself to death literaly:eek2:

[pikey21]

thats horrible .............. im gonna try it :devil:

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by pikey21
thats horrible .............. im gonna try it :devil:


I wouldn't do it if I were you. what if the guy is allergic to it and he dies. It's not worth it.

[pikey21]

no the kid uses it every day for his eyes

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by pikey21
no the kid uses it every day for his eyes


Don't say I didn't warn you!!!!

[pikey21]

i wont chanse it i dont like him but i dont whant him dead

ill just use ex-lax

[pikey21]

come on guys i know u got more

[400exrules]

say your shoe is untied......when he bends over, kick him in the head

[Mxjunkie]

put fart powder in his drink, put a loogie in his food or drink, piss on your hand and smack him, put chit in a bag and put it in his locker/area

you could allways stuff him in a trashcan, when i went to school some seniors would stuff me in a trashcan every morning they saw me :mad: then push me down the hall, needless to say i got tired of it



just wait for payback, theres allways worse things..and becareful what you do, cause things have pushed some kids over the edge, im one of the kids that has a extremly short fuse so i know i dont like it when some1 pulls some bs with me, so becareful what you do..

[400exrules]

get a stink bomb (sulfer) and crack it open and drip it onto his back, so that he doesnt know it, and he will think he diarhea'd his pants all day, so will everyone else, lmfao....trust me, some stink bombs make u wanna hurl, they smell like your swimmin in a dang septic tank thats full

[Scott-300ex]

we pulled a good one the other day to one of our best friends


Well, we were at steak 'n shake and my friend went to the bathroom and he was drinkin water, so they have bottles with jalopinio peppers in there, so we pour some juice in his drink, so he comes back and sits down, takes a swig, spits it out, and i think he puked and stole my other friends water and drank all of that, it was sooooooooooooooo funny, he couldn't take it at all, and really sucked for him, and then even funnier was 10 minutes later he forgot we put it in there so he takes another drink of it, and the same thing happens except there was no body else's drink left for him to drink


Laugh My A.s.s Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bignorm]

x lax is bad ive had that pulled so many time on me it isnt even funny. but i will have my revenge:devil:

-josh

[MichaelS693]

Originally posted by 300exrida
well if you hide the toilet paper,you know the good old saying,don't linger use your finger:eek2: ...ehhh that would suck

yeah.. always wear socks just in case LMAO!

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by MichaelS693
yeah.. always wear socks just in case LMAO!

ye well how bout if you got sandals on?i bet you aint going to be walking outta there with crap on your shirt now,ehhh....well worse comes to worse you can sit in the bathroom for a hr and wait till some of it dries:eek2: ,have a itchy *** all day,lmao

[bansheeguy77]

Originally posted by Quad18star
ROFLMAO .... either fiberglass or that Kool Blue gel . The stuff that you use when you got sore muscles ... gets nice and HOT . LMAO . Did that to a friend once .... funniest thing ever .

yes icy hot hurts very much in the sensitive areas....i lived off that stuff during soccer season.
one field trip we went on i got this "hot" candy which wasnt really hot. a friend bought this hot sauce that is like the 3rd hottest in the world....it was the hottest for 5 straight years. they say a drop in a huge pot of chili is too much for most. anywho theres this one kid hes kinda slow but not really...just fun to pick on. well i offer him some of my candy. it just so happened i had half a bottle of my breakfast mt dew left...that we put a drop of hot sauce in. he eats the candy and i asked if he wanted a drink. hes like no im good. i was like no no i insist it will get hot just take a swig....well he takes the bottle and starts chugging it. he quit drinking it. he started gagging, his face turned red...then about started crying. one of the funniest things ive seen. then somebody gives him actual water with ice cubes in it. he chugs that and chokes on an ice cube that made it even funnier. we all had a good laugh.

[MichaelS693]

Originally posted by 300exrida
ye well how bout if you got sandals on?i bet you aint going to be walking outta there with crap on your shirt now,ehhh....well worse comes to worse you can sit in the bathroom for a hr and wait till some of it dries:eek2: ,have a itchy *** all day,lmao

i actually had a friend that went with his dad to a auction and he got bored and went and sat outside in the truck cause he was bored well he had to crap so he went to a gas station right beside the auction.. got in there and took a dump and relized there wasnt any tp... well put it this way... he walked out of there with his shoes on with no socks and also you can cut off some of your shirt and use it.. my brother in law did it one time when we was fishing on the river :eek2: :D

[cheezy400]

we told my friend that icy hot feels good on your balls and he put half the tube on and was like crying for like a hour is the most funniest thing....................

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by cheezy400
we told my friend that icy hot feels good on your balls and he put half the tube on and was like crying for like a hour is the most funniest thing....................

wow,lmao half the tube

[MichaelS693]

Originally posted by cheezy400
we told my friend that icy hot feels good on your balls and he put half the tube on and was like crying for like a hour is the most funniest thing....................

washing it off doesn't help.. when u put water on them it gets worse LOL!:uhoh: :p

[sam the brave]

travis i have the perscription ex lax from when the kid stole my sunny d if u need some i will try to find it

[pikey21]

we told my friend that icy hot feels good on your balls and he put half the tube on and was like crying for like a hour is the most funniest thing....................

i cant even amagen the pain i have had it near my eyes that burnt

i wish i could have seen the look on his face :eek: :eek:

[sam the brave]

travis u wanna ride with me and corey today on the power lines
and i can get u gas if u need some

[pikey21]

na i need to make some money :bandit:

[Adrenalinerush]

put saran wrap on the bottom of the toilet lid and another good one is to take a small rubber band and put it on the handle of the the little thing at the sink that you wash dishes wiht. that like hose kinda thing put a rubber band arouund it so when to turn the facuet on it spryas the **** out of the person works good did i to my girlfriend well no she's my ex , it was really funny

[MY450R]

Originally posted by pikey21
is it true that visean (the eye stuff) works as ex lax :confused: yes it is and its visine
a lot of the other ones work too! ive tried it on a friend and it works well in fact!

[Scott-300ex]

how many drops in a glass of visine do you use to make it like ex-lax?

[86350x]

Ok, when I was in school I did alot of bad stuff. Threw a kids coat in the toilet and pooped on it. Filled up another ons locker with a crap load of spiders. Suffed 3 potatoes in another ons exhaust. Took a pee in aarons apple cider, (as much as I could push out) Put Jessica's Underware up on the basket ball hoop in the gym, there's even more stuff from school. But I don't wanna give any younger people bad idea's.

At work pretty mild stuff. Locked the Janitor outside during winter time. Sneak up and turn the gas off on the Hilo all the time. It'll quit, they'll go to change the tank and realize its full. Put the hilo seat all the way up when tim gets off of it, and stuff pop bottles behind the seat. When he goes to move it back they fly all over the floor. Poked a hole in the formans pop bottle and it ran all down his shirt. Some things again I can't say.

[watts16]

On the hockey team this year the seniors put icy hot is a freshmens cup (jock) it was hilarius he was laying on the corner just yelling " IT BURNS" over and over. He didnt go to practicethat night he said it hurt for 2 days. It was very funny. He got the Seniors back during the next practice that was even better because he did it to all the seniors.

[CRE Performance]

This is a good prank I tend to get my wife with about every 6 months or so.......If your kitchen sink has a sprayer, take some clear scotch tape and tape the trigger and point it straight out:D Then when the reach over to turn the water on, itll spray thier asse!:devil:

[MY450R]

haha when i was in shop at school i hooked the tool cage up with electricity and whenever someone leaned on it they got 120 volts to the ***
was funny till the teacher did it

[dunnonuttin]

Originally posted by hondaexrider
put x-lax in there drink :D speaking of this cruel and unusual form of punishment:D , i formed this on a teacher a few weeks ago and damn was it freakin funny. she would run to the bathroom and stay for a few minutes and come back for like 2 minutes and run back again and kept repeating the same thing over and over and ended up going home. it was so funny watchin her run back and forth, yet mean, but who cares, it was freakin hilarious

[dunnonuttin]

Originally posted by CRE Performance
This is a good prank I tend to get my wife with about every 6 months or so.......If your kitchen sink has a sprayer, take some clear scotch tape and tape the trigger and point it straight out:D Then when the reach over to turn the water on, itll spray thier asse!:devil: im riggin it now:p :D :blah:

[Scott-300ex]

how much visine do you put in a drink?

whole bottle thing or just like 4 drops?

[FoxRacing81]

Yeah Icy Hot don't feel good. I was sleeping over a friends house and they rubbed it all over my face on saturday. That didn't feel good..

Oh man, me n my buds have done some funny *****.
Usually when one of my friends takes a shower, we'll go take all the towels out of the bathroom and there clothes so they have to walk out bareass and wet. lol really pisses them off but everyones used to that happening now.

One time my friend was in the shower and he was um....how can I say this....wackin off...and he did it right into a wash rag and just left it in the shower. Well, my dumb friend got a shower next. He thought it was soap and he used it. When he got out, my one friend ask him what wash rag he used...he went in and got it, and sure enough, it was the same rag. Oh my god I never laughed so hard in my life. The dumb friend hopped right back into the shower and stayed in there for like a half hour.

And we usually do the normal stuff...spitting in other peoples drinks, food, etc....

Be creative. The worse it is for someone else, the more funnier it is. Just don't go over bored.


-Mx

[Plante400]

that is um..., pretty discusting.


anyway

the best thing to do that is the most harmless is..

when your friend. or whoever you want to prank is taking a shower.. when they go into the bathroom start getting a BIG cup of COLD COLD water ready..

when they have been in the shower for a bit and their body is all nice and hot.. Silently walk into the bathroom. and dump the cup over the curtain on to them..or jsut pull the curtain opena little and completely dous them. either way. its hilarious

it is one of the most shocking feelings i have ever had, specially if it hits u in the.. u know..

we smashed a viagra pill till it was like powder and pour it into some friends brisk one hour after lunch... and in lunch he was like sweating!! he called me and told me dude! what the %$#$% is wrong with my wang?!?! i started laughin he tried to beat me but he couldnt run cus everyone would see him! haha

oo and we love to do wedgies!! haha

[400exrules]

Originally posted by CRE Performance
This is a good prank I tend to get my wife with about every 6 months or so.......If your kitchen sink has a sprayer, take some clear scotch tape and tape the trigger and point it straight out:D Then when the reach over to turn the water on, itll spray thier asse!:devil:

lmao i did that with my mom, except i used a rubber band lmao. she started screamin and flailin around like an idiot till she finally realized to turn off the water

Originally posted by tony_jackass
we smashed a viagra pill till it was like powder and pour it into some friends brisk one hour after lunch... and in lunch he was like sweating!! he called me and told me dude! what the %$#$% is wrong with my wang?!?! i started laughin he tried to beat me but he couldnt run cus everyone would see him! haha

oo and we love to do wedgies!! haha

WOW that is a good idea.

tommrow my freinds sleeping over my house for 10 days or something(his parents are going to florida) so im gonna pull mad pranks and crap on him
this topic is giveing me a lot of ideas

Originally posted by nofearrider1
WOW that is a good idea.

tommrow my freinds sleeping over my house for 10 days or something(his parents are going to florida) so im gonna pull mad pranks and crap on him
this topic is giveing me a lot of ideas

well dont give them viagra!! u dont want them jackin' off in ur bathroom right?!:huh :huh :D :p

[BadAss03]

We did alot of things to the assistant principal in hs. put ex-lax in his coffie in many times, chained his truck to his wifes mini van, we colored in all the glass on his truck with white shoe pollish when he was at a basketball game (when he left to wash it off we parked in his spot).

Put chickens in the in the quarter backs locker and they **** all over everything. They broke their wings trying to get out and bleed all over everything.

[nosliw]

Originally posted by BadAss03
They broke their wings trying to get out and bleed all over everything.


your cool

:ermm:

we put mayo all over an extra-large fluorescent condom and threw it to some girl's window hehehe :devil: she's a *****! haha she did something to some of our friend's gf.

[400exrules]

lmfao.......this might be a tad harsh but if u could handle being so mean u might wanna try it. Get ahold of some pepper spray or mace, and put some in your friends contact solution bottle or just an eye drop bottle or wutever, so when your friend uses it.......u get the idea

[BadAss03]

Yeah the blood and **** ruined everything. It was real funny

[Punk'd]

Buy 10,000 rubber bands and throw then on someones driveway:D

wedge a nail under the tire and the ground so when they back out it goes threw.

Write a nice message in there green lawn with gas and in a week it will appear

Ill come up with more later.

Awake pranks..

You can do WONDERS with doublesided tape.. that crap is so thin.. you can lay it on somone and itll never come off.. use your imagination with that one.

I cant really remember what i did in school, i was usually way bombed so i never really cared.. so cant help you school kids out.

Messing with somones car? oh these are fun.. lets see here

PACKING PEANUTS... Take some packing peanuts.. and fill somones interior up with.. if you have ever tried to get packing peanuts out of your car, youll understand this one.

Grease or whatever you want pranks.. put some grease under there door handle.. thatll really piss somone off..

Throw some fish in somones car, after it has baked in the sun for a few days.. That smell never comes out..

Another nasty smell prank.. is cod liver oil.. that stuff smells so bad.. it makes stinkbombs smell like roses.. It comes in a pill, its some vitamin or some crap.. you canget a whole bottle of the stinkswag for about 5 bux at wally world..


Pranks when somone is sleeping..

Ambesol.. take a straw, put it in there, put your finger over the end, stick the straw in whoevers mouth, let it rip.. do that a few times.. then smack them in the mouth to wake them up.. works wonders.. (i have a video of a guy did that too if i can get my raid back up)

markers are also fun, that of the perminate type.

These are basically harmless pranks.. and for the dood who put hot sauce in the drink, i would have broken your nose over that one just a FYI..

Jesse

[Scott-300ex]

the sauce isn't even that hot


the other day i was there and took a handfull of it and licked it all up and it wasn't bad, everyone else are just wusses

[dunnonuttin]

Originally posted by hondaexrider
put x-lax in there drink :D give trick or treaters ex lax chocolates:p

[YFZ450Ridr]

Originally posted by dunnonuttin
give trick or treaters ex lax chocolates:p

i didnt do that to trick or treators, but i was up at the movies once and me and my friends bought a 16 pack of ex lax chocolate and headed off for some fun. we started having a good converstaion with someone we knew and then asked them if they wantd some german chocolate:p my one friend ate like 7 or 8 pieces:devil:

if you want to get a neighbor you dont like, go number 2 right below thier door step. i did it once to someone and i waited for them the next morning out my window, my my my it was funny.

if you know someone with contacts you can pop somethin in their case while thier sleeping, but it hurts it happened to me.

another good one if you wona get ur buddies, say you have some one over for dinner or seomthin ur friend( i did this) my dad made some burgers for us. well i put THE HOTTEST hot sauce ive ever had on in and he goes 'im starvin gime that burger'. well long story short, he took 4 big bites and in about 30 seconds he stops chewing and stops so i hand him a glass of ICE cold water and of course that made it worse:blah: he got me back tho he put about 10 packets of salt in my soda and i was thirsty and chugged it all and i about puked it tasted so bad.

[bad01300ex]

Heres what i did to a jacka** football player at my school last year, he was a real jerk, (still is) so i thought id do this

[bad01300ex]

And then i left this on his hood, all the empty bottles plus this note:
2 gallons of ice cream......4.39
2 cans of whip cream......1.79
1 bottle of mustard........1.15
1 used tampon(wasnt really used but soaked in katsup).....Free

F***ing over (driver of car) at the end of the year
PRICELESS

I though it was a great prank, he was PISSED, we were eatin lunch and he was right next door at the car wash walkin around with a baseball bat! haha, thank god he never found out who it was!

[Got nads?]

Originally posted by MY450R
haha when i was in shop at school i hooked the tool cage up with electricity and whenever someone leaned on it they got 120 volts to the ***
was funny till the teacher did it

funny until you kill somebody, some people cant take 120!!!

[nosliw]

dude that isnt cool. men don't mess with other peoples automobiles

anyway, i dont know if this has been posted, but a good one is to get some Capsayisin (sp? i dont know if it's spelled like that but it sounds like it) and put it around their toilet bowl/door handle/phone/ect... that crap starts burning like a mother after a couple of minutes and it has no smell.

[Scott-300ex]

this is kinda gross buuuuuuuuuuuuuut


my one friend shaves his...................uhh............genitals, well he put the hair into a gatorade bottle full of gatorade and was walkin around with it hopin some freshman would want a drink, well, my other friend grabbed it and chugged it, then he was like done with it and spit out all he had in his mouth, then he was scrapin his tounge with his fingers tryin to get it out, then we told him it was that other kids genital hair, he about puked.

so i told him that'll be wierd pissin that crap out:p

[catch22blaster]

all these pranks were fricking funny i don't know which one is the best

[hon400ex]

a friend of mine put nair in her sisters shampoo so every time she used it her hair would fall out. didn't ever ask if it worked or not.

[Stevie-D]

haha when i was in shop at school i hooked the tool cage up with electricity and whenever someone leaned on it they got 120 volts to the ***


lmao:D we do that with the arc welders in the metal shop. the freshmen are now scared of the arc welders:devil:

[TheFontMaster]

Originally posted by nosliw
dude that isnt cool. men don't mess with other peoples automobiles

Actualy that is funny. Look at what he put on it icecream and ketsup and mustard. It's harmless to a car. Now if it was eggs too that would be different.

[nosliw]

Originally posted by TheFontMaster
Actualy that is funny. Look at what he put on it icecream and ketsup and mustard. It's harmless to a car. Now if it was eggs too that would be different.

actually it doesn't matter if it's harmful to the car or not. anything against someones vehicle because you don't like them is a punk play.

[bad01300ex]

Accually it was very funny, i could care less if it was a "punk play" or not, whatever the crap that is? the guy is a complete a** hole, but his rich a** has got a brand new colorado z71 now so im sure hes not too worried about it anymmore.

[Doober]

Originally posted by TheFontMaster
Actualy that is funny. Look at what he put on it icecream and ketsup and mustard. It's harmless to a car. Now if it was eggs too that would be different.

ive hear mustard mess' with a car paint

[Scott-300ex]

i've heard ketchup messes with car paint too

put sugar in his gas tank next time..:rolleyes:

[nosliw]

Originally posted by bad01300ex
Accually it was very funny, i could care less if it was a "punk play" or not, whatever the crap that is? the guy is a complete a** hole, but his rich a** has got a brand new colorado z71 now so im sure hes not too worried about it anymmore.

do whatever you want, i'm just sharing my views.