how to Get Her in trouble...

[ShiftFMX]

Ok guys, Heres the deal. Yesterday, i Skipped 5th and 6th hours in school, i drove over to my friends house. Long story short, my sister found out and told my mom and i cant drive my truck for over a month. My mom says that shes gonna drive me to school and pick me up from now on! :mad: Ok, my sister id almost 15 years old, she seems a little old to be a tattle tail, but she did and its time for revenge.

Give me sum ideas guys! :devil:

[YFZ450Ridr]

tell momma on her:devil: dig up a little dirt or seomthing you can remember about her. or if need be make up something and sound as realistic as possible to get her back:D

[Chanman420q]

honey in the shampoo

[Warnerade]

just beat her ***

[AtvMxRider]

Well maybe it will teach you not to do it again.

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Well maybe it will teach you not to do it again. good call jerry

[trict_out]

i second the beating her ***

[JR3]

heres 1 u know the skippy peanut butter jars made of plastic well take 1 crack 1 egg put it in and poor some milk in and put the lid on just so if u squeez it air will come out the top now put it under her bed or sumwere in her room were she wont find it and after a while it will stink like hell and shell go crazy looking for it and after a lil while more maggots will form in it and eventually the gas from the decaying food and maggots will blow the lid off with the contents srry for the poor gramar

[FasstMidnightZ]

Originally posted by Chanman420q
honey in the shampoo what will honey do:confused: i know u could put bleach in ur shampoo:D

[ShiftFMX]

Originally posted by JR3
heres 1 u know the skippy peanut butter jars made of plastic well take 1 crack 1 egg put it in and poor some milk in and put the lid on just so if u squeez it air will come out the top now put it under her bed or sumwere in her room were she wont find it and after a while it will stink like hell and shell go crazy looking for it and after a lil while more maggots will form in it and eventually the gas from the decaying food and maggots will blow the lid off with the contents srry for the poor gramar

LMAO, r u serious? That can happen?

[YFZ450Ridr]

Originally posted by JR3
heres 1 u know the skippy peanut butter jars made of plastic well take 1 crack 1 egg put it in and poor some milk in and put the lid on just so if u squeez it air will come out the top now put it under her bed or sumwere in her room were she wont find it and after a while it will stink like hell and shell go crazy looking for it and after a lil while more maggots will form in it and eventually the gas from the decaying food and maggots will blow the lid off with the contents srry for the poor gramar

thats one hell of an idea, i think ive herd that before one here

[400exrules]

-toothpaste in socks
-piss on her toothbrush
-frame her with condoms
-put ex-lax in her drink, then hide all toilet paper
-etc.

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by 400exrules
-toothpaste in socks
-piss on her toothbrush
-frame her with condoms
-put ex-lax in her drink, then hide all toilet paper
-etc.


LMGDFAO:blah:

[JR3]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
LMAO, r u serious? That can happen?

yes it can its been tested my friend got his 1 friends dorm room

[ShiftFMX]

Whats some other things that stink real bad?

[400exrules]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
Whats some other things that stink real bad?

septic tanks

EDIT: another idea:

take a fat sh^t in her closet and throw her clothes on it so she wont see it

or take a fat sh^t in her bed, that would be a nice treat

[JRDrider22]

Originally posted by 400exrules
-toothpaste in socks
-piss on her toothbrush
-frame her with condoms
-put ex-lax in her drink, then hide all toilet paper
-etc.


yes that would be something god would say. thats f'n halarious

[JR3]

i dunno the combo i said will make u puke if all goes well uh thats soi fn gross

[Bill Fuller]

Go to school and secretly write in various bathrooms that _____ _____ gave me crabs:eek2:






P.S.
Don't sign your name to that statement:devil:

[ShiftFMX]

Originally posted by JR3
i dunno the combo i said will make u puke if all goes well uh thats soi fn gross

How long will it take to stink up her room?

[JR3]

after 3 weeks itll be stinkin itll be good cause she think u forgot or wutever the wham and after a lil more then 3 weeks the lid will blow off

[Mxjunkie]

frame her with condums, birth control and porn

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
How long will it take to stink up her room? if you do that to your sister, you have some issues. here you are, saying shes too old to be a tattle tell, yet you talming about making her room smell bad for months, ruining her carpet, and making her room maggot infested.

someone tell this kids mom to swallow next time

[JR3]

hey what comes around goes around

[ShiftFMX]

Yeah, im pretty pissed, I just got my new ranger in september, and now i cant drive it for at least a month. Now mom has to drive me everywhere. And plus i gotta pay $250/month for something i cant drive!? Im deffinatly getting her back for this one!

[n00b on a 400ex]

hmm...eat alot of beans, then take a nasty diahreea splurge in her bed, then barf the rest up in her pillow

[dbsbl1]

The condom idea works good. Take one out of the package, put some soft soap in it so it makes it look like one has been used.

[mike02ex]

put tiny pieces of fiberglass insulation in her undi. drawer, if you happen to have some insulation just laying around the house. :eek2:

[JRDrider22]

cody seems to have good ideas.....just dont stain her floor or else your mom will be pissed at you when they find out

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
Yeah, im pretty pissed, I just got my new ranger in september, and now i cant drive it for at least a month. Now mom has to drive me everywhere. And plus i gotta pay $250/month for something i cant drive!? Im deffinatly getting her back for this one! im guessing your talking about the insurance cost? all you gotta do, call them..tell em to take insurance off for the month.

and like jerry said, teach you not to do it again.

[ShiftFMX]

Have any of you guys seen mean girls?

I watched this movie with my girlfriend a few weeks back and they did this prank in it:

Get a girl to call the house and say, "Hi, this is (so-n-so) from planned parent hood, Is (MY sister) home? (No) Ok, well, can you have her call me back asap, i have her test results"

:devil: Ive had alot of requests by my friends to do this one...but i dunno how it could backfire :( ...OH WELL!

Sooner or later they'll find out she not pregnant!

[ShiftFMX]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
im guessing your talking about the insurance cost? all you gotta do, call them..tell em to take insurance off for the month.

and like jerry said, teach you not to do it again.

No, this is my truck payment.

[sprtrx300ex]

Originally posted by mike02ex
put tiny pieces of fiberglass insulation in her undi. drawer, if you happen to have some insulation just laying around the house. :eek2:

:eek2: :eek2:

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
No, this is my truck payment. sucks to be you then

[Dumontexrider]

If your mom does her laundry, take some of her dirty pants and put a pack of cigarettes and make it look like some have been used so when she does the laundry she'll find them and get busted

[ShiftFMX]

NacsRacer027:

Hey man, C'mon, do you have a sister thats ever done anything like this to you before? I cant just sit here at home and do nothing for a month.

Ur in an awfully pissy mood tonight, If all's ur gonna do is rag on me about it, just dont post, ur about the only one that has a problem. And ur right about one thing tho, staining her carpet would be wrong, but i just wanna get her back for this.

[Warnerade]

ya i have a sister....we get along great now. but last time she pissed me off a few years ago, i punched her in her head...problem solved. no it wasnt worth it in the end...i ended up getting in more touble, and i had some swollen knuckles.

im not raggin on you about ****, you screwed up and got caught...**** happens

[trict_out]

Just ignore him he gets enjoyment out of messin with peoples head.

[ShiftFMX]

Well, i think you would be mad too if you knew why she told on me...

Ok, Me and my sister have scheduled times to be on the computer, hers started at 6pm lastnight. Its was 6:02pm and i was still on the computer. She goes into a frantic rage yelling and whatnot, she yells, "ADAM GET OFF, MOM TELL ADAM TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER, GET OFF NOW" I just kept saying hang on a sec, "the internets not going newhere" and that, i guess, pissed her off and she was like like (loud enough for my mom to hear), "MAYBE I SHOULD TELL MOM WHERE YOU WERE TODAY DURING SCHOOL!!!!"

She told because she addicted to using the computer and i used 2 minutes of her time...Do u understand where im coming from yet?

[400exrules]

just do wut i said

[Warnerade]

i love this

[big_poppa49]

Originally posted by Dumontexrider
If your mom does her laundry, take some of her dirty pants and put a pack of cigarettes and make it look like some have been used so when she does the laundry she'll find them and get busted

I like this idea, EXCEPT!!! Go to wal mart or a pet store and buy some Cat-Nip, put it in a zip lock bag and roll it up and put THAT in her dirty pants pocket, trust me, looks exactly like weed...http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif

[Ralph]

Next time your doing her doggy, punch her in the back of the head so she gives you the fish eye, then pop in her face.

This will teach her:)

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by big_poppa49
I like this idea, EXCEPT!!! Go to wal mart or a pet store and buy some Cat-Nip, put it in a zip lock bag and roll it up and put THAT in her dirty pants pocket, trust me, looks exactly like weed...http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif looks can be decieiving. i do hope you can atleast tell the difference between cat nip and weed...

[balls2da-wall]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
im guessing your talking about the insurance cost? all you gotta do, call them..tell em to take insurance off for the month.

and like jerry said, teach you not to do it again.


Man are you guys English or retarded??? let the kid have some fun with his sister...every kid has skipped school a time or two...it build character:D

[JR3]

do like i said and no1 will mess wit ya

[big_poppa49]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
looks can be decieiving. i do hope you can atleast tell the difference between cat nip and weed...

Yeah you can tell the difference by smell and cat nip has little white things in it, kinda like little seeds. If you want to be creative and take your time, pick through it and take out all the white things. THEN the only difference is its a little greener than weed but hey, her mom's prolly not going to smell it or look at it real close anyway, hehe

[Dumontexrider]

Dude, once you get her back you gotta tell us what you did and how bad she got busted or pissed off or whatever.

[DEAL]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
ya i have a sister....we get along great now. but last time she pissed me off a few years ago, i punched her in her head...problem solved. no it wasnt worth it in the end...i ended up getting in more touble, and i had some swollen knuckles.

im not raggin on you about ****, you screwed up and got caught...**** happens

You must feel like quite the man hitting a girl.

[400exrules]

Originally posted by JR3
do like i said and no1 will mess wit ya

i thought u were supposed to put like a chewed up chicken leg or somethin in the jar too?

[JR3]

no the egg acts as the meat like i said a friend did it to a friends dorm room ugh its so fn nasty

[ShiftFMX]

Did someone say catnip?

http://img126.exs.cx/img126/2816/5e-DSC04809.jpg

[Dumontexrider]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
Did someone say catnip?

http://img126.exs.cx/img126/2816/5e-DSC04809.jpg

do it, you know you want to!

[balls2da-wall]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
Did someone say catnip?

http://img126.exs.cx/img126/2816/5e-DSC04809.jpg


Thats not cat nip:D:devil: ;)

[JR3]

o chit do it up lol ur mom will prolly flip chit

[ShiftFMX]

Originally posted by balls2da-wall
Thats not cat nip:D:devil: ;)

...man, I wish :bandit:

[400exrules]

Originally posted by JR3
no the egg acts as the meat like i said a friend did it to a friends dorm room ugh its so fn nasty

oh ok cool, i just remember hearin that trick before but with a chicken leg or some meat, guess it still works the same tho :devil:

[TCracin440ex]

dude...im so glad i have brothers because if they snitch me out they know when moms not arround they are going to get beat like an old dirty rug

but id say go to the grocery store and buy the x-lax candy....looks and tastes just like chocolate...give her some candy....and she eats a few pieces...wam she has the shyts...

put gum her her hair while shes sleepin...or cut a big gash in her hair while shes sleep

man there are so many ways to pay her back....i cant even begin to tell you the numerous of ways to get revenge on her...

i have 2 cuzins that are females that have been starting shyt with me lately...i think if they mess up 1 more time imma hook my z71 to the frontend of their cars and rip the front axles out lmao

[big_poppa49]

yeah thats cat nip alright. Now, here, get professional, dont put alot, just about the size of a small bouncy ball and put it in a zip lock bag and put it all to one corner and twist it up all the way to the zip part and cut the zip part off and tie it in a knot, like a little baggie. Your mom will chit a gold brick and chew her out! :D

[ShiftFMX]

Originally posted by TCracin440ex
i think if they mess up 1 more time imma hook my z71 to the frontend of their cars and rip the front axles out lmao

Haha, That would be a site

I gotta do somthing to where her or my mom cant reallly prove it was me and get me into more trouble

[TCracin440ex]

dude it depends on if you want to get revenge on her...or get her in trouble

either way your already grounded....so you gettin her in trouble aint going to solve nothing...get revenge on her...

[ShiftFMX]

I deffinalty have condoms to put in her pockets lol, My mom would even flip about somthing like that :rolleyes:

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by DEAL
You must feel like quite the man hitting a girl. well, she is 2 years olde rthan me, she had it comen

[440exnacsracer]

lol, my mom drove me to school once in my truck when i was in trouble.. i was pissed:mad: :mad:

[TCracin440ex]

ok the condoms or the catnip....or if you really want to get creative....put the catnip in a condom

u gotta have 1 of your friends that your mom doesnt know call the house and let your mom answer the phone and be like

"i need to speak to ____ i left my condoms in her room when we got finished the other night" or something to that extent dude u gotta get creative...something new and never thought of that cant be traced back to you

[ShiftFMX]

One good thing i told my mom,

"So at least I dont gotta spend as much on gas because you'll be driving me everywhere!" :o

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by TCracin440ex
ok the condoms or the catnip....or if you really want to get creative....put the catnip in a condom

u gotta have 1 of your friends that your mom doesnt know call the house and let your mom answer the phone and be like

"i need to speak to ____ i left my condoms in her room when we got finished the other night" or something to that extent dude u gotta get creative...something new and never thought of that cant be traced back to you what purpose does the catnip inside the condom serve? i think all it would prove is that she was trying to smoke some cack instead of suck it...but either way she'd be screwed

[TCracin440ex]

dude....

nair in her shampoo bottle....her hair will fall out and she will be bald for a few months lmao

[sammy5x]

Put a few drops of visene eye drops into her drink. It does not change the consistancy or taste of the drink. It acts as well if not better than ex-lax. I dated this evil, no-good, dirty, back stabing, whore of a tramp(im really not bitter). Well, when it came time to break up with her I decided some pay back was in order for 3 years of hell on earth. I played it cool that everything was fine but everytime i was with her I was always being extra nice making her food and getting her something to drink:devil:. She ended up getting really bad cronic diarrea and started to go see her doctor for it! The more poopy she got the worse she would feel so she needed more of my attention! They thought she had geardia or some form of virus. I dragged it out for about 2 months LOVING EVERY DAMN MINUTE of her misery. Then I started to treat her like crap saying she needed to move to a less stressful area and not date anyone for a while. Well guess what, She moved out to Colorado to live with the rest of the hemp wearing lesbians. Yes, I am very proud and yes, life is like a big ol' donut and what goes around comes around. Damn, just thinking of her makes my blood boil but thinking about all that poop sure makes me feel all good.

[TCracin440ex]

im glad i dont have sisters...i have 2 brothers and a simple punch in the chest will make them realize

idk what to suggest anymore....its all up to you...dont go to the extreme cuz your parents will trace it back to you...and dont wimp out on gettin her back..

[ShiftFMX]

I like that Visene Idea :D

What do you guys think about that planned parenthood thing?

[TCracin440ex]

i say give it a week and you will be off punishment...your mom will get tired of haulin your *** arround everywhere...make her take you to school, pick you up from school, get her to run you arround town like a chicken with her head cutoff and she will be like F-this ill let him have his chit back so he will leave me alone

but if revenge is in store do what you feel is necessary...but beware if you get caught...your going to face a longer punishment sometimes its best to LIG

[TheFontMaster]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
I like that Visene Idea :D

What do you guys think about that planned parenthood thing?

I would say those 2 are the best, there is no way your parents can trace them back to you. Unless you are a really bad and I mean really bad lyar. Go for it!!:macho

[Scott-300ex]

her mom would probably just be like, "oh, cat nip" and throw it to the side.

lol

you should get in your truck, put some of her lipstick in there, adjust the mirrors to her hieght, reajust the seat and run some gas out of it, and park it different and more stuff like that, then you can tell them your sister drove it, because she's only 15 you parents would b!tch at her for years, probably not be able to drive untill shes 17 too.

:blah:

and put some lotion on her panties, look like, you know


of course we keep sayin do stuff with her panties, and he probably wouldn't want to touch them, especially since they'd be dirty.

[Hondadudeehhhh]

i say set her up on a date with me, ill take her to Showcase or Quality 16 and we could see a movie :D ...... haha just kidding

I like the planned parenthood thing the best....

by the way, what does your sister look like? :blah:

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by sammy5x
Put a few drops of visene eye drops into her drink. It does not change the consistancy or taste of the drink. It acts as well if not better than ex-lax. I dated this evil, no-good, dirty, back stabing, whore of a tramp(im really not bitter). Well, when it came time to break up with her I decided some pay back was in order for 3 years of hell on earth. I played it cool that everything was fine but everytime i was with her I was always being extra nice making her food and getting her something to drink:devil:. She ended up getting really bad cronic diarrea and started to go see her doctor for it! The more poopy she got the worse she would feel so she needed more of my attention! They thought she had geardia or some form of virus. I dragged it out for about 2 months LOVING EVERY DAMN MINUTE of her misery. Then I started to treat her like crap saying she needed to move to a less stressful area and not date anyone for a while. Well guess what, She moved out to Colorado to live with the rest of the hemp wearing lesbians. Yes, I am very proud and yes, life is like a big ol' donut and what goes around comes around. Damn, just thinking of her makes my blood boil but thinking about all that poop sure makes me feel all good. lmfao, your a dick...rotflmfao

[ShiftFMX]

Originally posted by Hondadudeehhhh
i say set her up on a date with me, ill take her to Showcase or Quality 16 and we could see a movie :D ...... haha just kidding

I like the planned parenthood thing the best....

by the way, what does your sister look like? :blah:

Holy Chit dude, you live like 20 mins away...:eek2:

haha...this is the only pic i could find of her...

http://img118.exs.cx/img118/8096/1e-leahh.png

[Warnerade]

id beast it with the lights on

[Ralph]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
id beast it with the lights on

refer back to my first comment

[big_poppa49]

Sorry for pic quality, didnt feel like getting out the high tech cam. but heres a way to bag up the cat nip to where her mom really cant smell it right off.

Put it to one corner...http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid148/pf6399fdf11af27d34baa978b473fd804/f60a908a.jpg

Twist it all the way up...http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid148/p5d9fb7771519411da7aefafe927b6099/f60a8fd8.jpg

Tie it..http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid148/p00297965f11dabb03c5b563c382a9dac/f60a8f4d.jpg

Ending product..http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid148/pf8900111a59fec08c04d0782c6dca40a/f60a8da3.jpg

[smittys440]

Dude ,just piss in her shampoo bottle and be done with it. She'll never know , you wont get into any more trouble,and you'll get the last laugh!!

[big_poppa49]

Or like somebody said earlier, put nair in her shampoo bottle...

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by big_poppa49
Sorry for pic quality, didnt feel like getting out the high tech cam. but heres a way to bag up the cat nip to where her mom really cant smell it right off.

Put it to one corner...http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid148/pf6399fdf11af27d34baa978b473fd804/f60a908a.jpg

Twist it all the way up...http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid148/p5d9fb7771519411da7aefafe927b6099/f60a8fd8.jpg

Tie it..http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid148/p00297965f11dabb03c5b563c382a9dac/f60a8f4d.jpg

Ending product..http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid148/pf8900111a59fec08c04d0782c6dca40a/f60a8da3.jpg his parents grew up oin the 60's and 70's..as well all of our parents did, i think they'd be able to tell a difference between cat nip and weed.

[Ralph]

Originally posted by smittys440
Dude ,just piss in her shampoo bottle and be done with it. She'll never know , you wont get into any more trouble,and you'll get the last laugh!!

then in like 2 years be like, remember when i pissed in your shampoo!:eek:

[Ralph]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
his parents grew up oin the 60's and 70's..as well all of our parents did, i think they'd be able to tell a difference between cat nip and weed.

lol i got a speech today from a guy who works at the local delly how weed is way to expensive today. He was saying how he used to buy a quater pound for 60$. He got onto the topic when he noticed he was low on phillies and dutchmasters...

[ShiftFMX]

I use the same shampoo as her

andd....my parents use the same chit too :ermm:

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
I use the same shampoo as her

andd....my parents use the same chit too :ermm: so use the bar soap to wash your hair...and it will et your parents back for punishing you i guess

[big_poppa49]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
his parents grew up oin the 60's and 70's..as well all of our parents did, i think they'd be able to tell a difference between cat nip and weed.

Yeah you may be right, but I would at least do the ciggarette thing...

[Ralph]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
I use the same shampoo as her

andd....my parents use the same chit too :ermm:

dont wash your hair :macho

[ShiftFMX]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
so use the bar soap to wash your hair...and it will et your parents back for punishing you i guess

haha, LMAO....i would feel bad for my dad, cause hes cool about all this, like when my mom leaves, he'll let me drive :p

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
haha, LMAO....i would feel bad for my dad, cause hes cool about all this, like when my mom leaves, he'll let me drive :p so warn your dad

[tp300ex]

when shes sleepin put some surup (sp) all over her and or when shes takena crap or somethin get all the turlet paper wet:blah:

[Hondadudeehhhh]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
Holy Chit dude, you live like 20 mins away...:eek2:

haha...this is the only pic i could find of her...

http://img118.exs.cx/img118/8096/1e-leahh.png

not a bad looker :D lol

yeah ypsi isnt too far from me. I have a friend who lives like a mile from Eastern. Her dad owns Gene Butman Ford. Tom (his son) rides quads actually. If you go to Richard you probably knows them.

[ShiftFMX]

Well alright guys, imm off for the night, thanks for your imput and feel free to keep writing your suggestions!

:devil: -Adam

[TCracin440ex]

dude i think your mom went a lil bit spaz on you ne ways for skipping

i cant count on my fingers and toes how many times ive gotten pissed off in class and got up, went and got in my truck and drove away like wont nobodys business and my mom knows about it too

dont do the nair b/c ull have to tell your dad, and your dad will tell your mom b/c im sure your dad dont want to have a bald wife and a bald daughter for a few months

[ShiftFMX]

LMAO, its funny you mention it, my mom just finished chemo and shes already bald, haha, man, thats great!

Alright tty guys tomorrow!

[Quad18star]

HAHAHA .... this is one of the reasons I'm glad I never had a brother or a sister . :devil:

[big_poppa49]

Well since you dont want to get into any more trouble I would stick with doing something she wont really know or something she cant prove you done. Such as somebody said piss in her shampoo bottle, not alot just enough for her to get a taste or to get all over her. Dont want your mom to use it?? Then just buy the exact same bottle and empty it out and then keep track of who showers and do your trick and swap them out.

[Hondadudeehhhh]

Originally posted by Quad18star
HAHAHA .... this is one of the reasons I'm glad I never had a brother or a sister . :devil:

but you have to admit, being only child sucks sometimes. at least it does for me. I dont have very many neighbors.... well except this chick who drives me to school everyday. But shes another story :eek2:

[big_poppa49]

Originally posted by Killa250ex
LMAO, its funny you mention it, my mom just finished chemo and shes already bald, haha, man, thats great!

Alright tty guys tomorrow!

Dude seriously, thats not real funny...:(

[smittys440]

Ah hell man , just fa get about it!!! You'll be a better man for it. Thats what kid sisters do.

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by Hondadudeehhhh
but you have to admit, being only child sucks sometimes. at least it does for me. I dont have very many neighbors.... well except this chick who drives me to school everyday. But shes another story :eek2:

It sucked for me until about the age 12 or 13 , when my parents started leaving me home alone while they went up to the cottage or on vacation for a few days . I love it now though ... 21 ... get the house to myself for most of the summer ....I can't complain . :p

[Dumontexrider]

dude i remembered THE best way to get her back. We did this to a friend of mine whose sister broke up with me. we took apart her hair dryer and put sugar in it. when she went to dry her hair, the sugar blew out into her hair getting it totally sticky and she didnt know untill like her hair was dry. it was sooo funny.

[Scott-300ex]

Originally posted by Ralph
then in like 2 years be like, remember when i pissed in your shampoo!:eek:


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


lmmfao


















hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:p :blah:

[quadrcr87]

i live about 30 minutes from ann arbor. Set me up with a date with her and i will teach her a lesson. when im done ill yell "Dont ever f*** with your brother again!" Sound good?

[Chanman420q]

or....... u could get a douche empty it, and stick it in the garbage, that be kinda weird for your parents to find dont ya think......

[Punk'd]

Go buy some ciggaretes and weed n throw it in her room n be like mom i saw (your sisters name) smokeing :D

Or wen shes not home search threw her stuff n try n find sumthin u could blackmail her wit:p

Cut her hair at night thats always funny lmao

Or when shes on the phone with a friend pick the phone up n dont hang it back up just leave it and walk away but hide it lmao that always pisses my sisters off

[SGA]

Why include all of us? Get her back if you want too, just dont do anything stupid.

[Quad18star]

Just think though .... if you do something like cutting her hair or anything along those lines .... don't be surprised when you wake up one morning and you only have one eyebrow left . Then you need to make a choice .... do you shave the other or just leave it be .

Remember ... what goes around , comes around ... and it's usually 100 times worse .

On a side note ... SGA ... go read the thread about weird dreams ... LOL ... you might be a little surprised . I popped a few more T3s and I'm going to bed soon ... lets see what I can come up with tonight .

[SGA]

Originally posted by Quad18star
On a side note ... SGA ... go read the thread about weird dreams ... LOL ... you might be a little surprised . Hell dont make me a old grouch yelling at y'all.
Have me doing some 100 ft supermans and no handed backflips while you and Bart stand there with your jaws on the ground. You two are so impressed, y'all take me to the jiggly room and buy me all the beer I can drink and lap dances I can stand:D

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by SGA
Hell dont make me a old grouch yelling at y'all.
Have me doing some 100 ft supermans and no handed backflips:D

LMAO .... sorry man . I don't know why it was like that . Hell I don't even know you ..... are you a grumpy person ??? ;) Just playing .

[SGA]

The edited version:bandit:

Hell dont make me a old grouch yelling at y'all.
Have me doing some 100 ft supermans and no handed backflips while you and Bart stand there with your jaws on the ground. You two are so impressed, y'all take me to the jiggly room and buy me all the beer I can drink and lap dances I can stand:D

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by SGA
The edited version:bandit:

Hell dont make me a old grouch yelling at y'all.
Have me doing some 100 ft supermans and no handed backflips while you and Bart stand there with your jaws on the ground. You two are so impressed, y'all take me to the jiggly room and buy me all the beer I can drink and lap dances I can stand:D

HAHAHA ... sounds good man .... come on up north here , and I'll treat you and Bart to some of the finest pieces of snatch you'll ever see . 20$ get's you a lap dance ... $30 gets you a LOT more ... if ya know what i mean ;)

[popo]

Tell your mom she is pregnant with Jerry's child.

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by popo
Tell your mom she is pregnant with Jerry's child.

ROFLMAO ..... now that's just cruel . :blah: But that is pretty good .

[SGA]

Originally posted by popo
Tell your mom she is pregnant with Jerry's child.
Yah, mom would have to change her sunday cookin to fried chicken and turnip greens:p

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by SGA
Yah, mom would have to change her sunday cookin to fried chicken and turnip greens:p

Jerry - " Heya Momma , ya'll gunna fry me up sum chicken n grits "

[hondaracer305]

You could desguise your voice, call your house and if your mom picks up the phone, say: "hello, is (your sister) home?" before she answers say "she owes me $20.00 for a bag of weed i sold her"

that outta can her *** real good :o

[hondarider2006]

Saran wrap over the toilet bowl...when she sits down to do her thing...:devil: I dunno man, do somthing that doesn't make it look like you did it. I mean cutting her hair or somthing like that is kinda obvious. Catch some spiders for a while, and than put them on her while she is sleeping...I am still yet to find a girl NOT afriad of spiders:devil:

[bansheeguy77]

Originally posted by hondarider2006
Saran wrap over the toilet bowl...when she sits down to do her thing...:devil: I dunno man, do somthing that doesn't make it look like you did it. I mean cutting her hair or somthing like that is kinda obvious. Catch some spiders for a while, and than put them on her while she is sleeping...I am still yet to find a girl NOT afriad of spiders:devil:

yea the saran wrap wouldnt be obvious or anything :p this thread made me laugh so many times i love it. the pregnancy center thing would probably be the best and least traced back to you. cig's would be good or condoms. just dont do anything stupid like actually affecting the way she looks cause u kno she will get u back. or ya could get like 10 spiders and put them under her covers...im sure a few will still be hanging out when she goes to bed. one time this ******* that my mom is married to's kid constanly pissed us off. he always does but we got sick of it and we cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush lol. that was quite disgusting. just make sure all ur stuff is locked away and cant be touched. we also found out SO much dirt on this kid its not even funny. then just crack little jokes here and there to let them know you know. but not admit it. make them think and go crazy. good times. but also helps havin ur mom in on it.

[300racer]

lmao this has got to be one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time. I would go with the condoms in her pocket.

[FreekShow]

Originally posted by popo
Tell your mom she is pregnant with Jerry's child.

Jerry told me she really is.:confused: :confused:

[MY450R]

take oregano and put a big arse bag of it and put it somewhere your mom will find it
this way here she can yell at and hopefully ground her without doing anything ilegal
and if worse came to worse you could always tell them the truth and wouldnt get in trouble for it

[zedicus00]

start a roomer at school, sumthing creative like she has/was born with a tail. be supportive, hang shorts with a 'tail hole' from her locker.

[JUSTINcredible]

your retarded, you shouldent have skipped school in the first place.

you get what you deserve.

[zedicus00]

Originally posted by JUSTINcredible
your retarded, you shouldent have skipped school in the first place.

you get what you deserve.

keep yur opinion to yurself Mr. incredible no one asked if u thought skipping school was acceptable. maybe u should change yur name to Good E. Good?

[JUSTINcredible]

Originally posted by zedicus00
keep yur opinion to yurself Mr. incredible no one asked if u thought skipping school was acceptable. maybe u should change yur name to Good E. Good?

hes mad that he got busted doing somthing he shouldent have been doing in the first place. Dont get me wrong, ive skipped school before and when i got busted i dealt with it, didnt piss and moan that i got in trouble.

[zedicus00]

i dodnt think hes pissin an moanin. he jus wants to get even. theres nuthin wrong with that.

[balls2da-wall]

Originally posted by JUSTINcredible
hes mad that he got busted doing somthing he shouldent have been doing in the first place. Dont get me wrong, ive skipped school before and when i got busted i dealt with it, didnt piss and moan that i got in trouble.

Get it right bub!...hes not mad about "getting busted" hes mad that the one who busted him was his 15 year old sister:D

-im sure if his parents busted him without his sisters help he would of dealt with it just fine

[bansheeguy77]

Originally posted by balls2da-wall
Get it right bub!...hes not mad about "getting busted" hes mad that the one who busted him was his 15 year old sister:D

-im sure if his parents busted him without his sisters help he would of dealt with it just fine

thats exactly what i was going to say.

[Ralph]

I cut class twice yesterday, and again an hour ago:)

[dunnonuttin]

Originally posted by JR3
heres 1 u know the skippy peanut butter jars made of plastic well take 1 crack 1 egg put it in and poor some milk in and put the lid on just so if u squeez it air will come out the top now put it under her bed or sumwere in her room were she wont find it and after a while it will stink like hell and shell go crazy looking for it and after a lil while more maggots will form in it and eventually the gas from the decaying food and maggots will blow the lid off with the contents srry for the poor gramar i thought it was a raw chicken leg and bad milk

[JR3]

we did it diffrent and it worked i guess any kind of raw poultry will do

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by zedicus00
keep yur opinion to yurself Mr. incredible no one asked if u thought skipping school was acceptable. maybe u should change yur name to Good E. Good? maybe you should change your name to douche00?

[zedicus00]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
maybe you should change your name to douche00?

wow u can mock sumones name too, good one nadsracer.

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by zedicus00
wow u can mock sumones name too, good one nadsracer. just trying to follow in your foot steps buddy

[Hondadudeehhhh]

Originally posted by quadrcr87
i live about 30 minutes from ann arbor. Set me up with a date with her and i will teach her a lesson. when im done ill yell "Dont ever f*** with your brother again!" Sound good?

dont be stealing my ideas man :D . haha

[DEAL]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
well, she is 2 years olde rthan me, she had it comen


:rolleyes:
How old are you again? like .. 12?

[theTman]

i love this thread

[Warnerade]

bahahahahahahahahahaha

i seriously love how people take me serious. you'd think after playing a gay role in the thread last nead..people would learn that im never serious. congrats to everyone on getting bent out of shape over absolutely nothing:)

[400exrules]

lmfao this is hilarious but sad....threads cant hardly get past page 3 without ppl tryin to strangle each other...some ppl need to lighten up

[zedicus00]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
bahahahahahahahahahaha

i seriously love how people take me serious. you'd think after playing a gay role in the thread last nead..people would learn that im never serious. congrats to everyone on getting bent out of shape over absolutely nothing:)

haha i totally agree, nadschacer is right on. :D

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by zedicus00
haha i totally agree, nadschacer is right on. :D atleast now your in on the fun

[pikey21]

o i got a good one if the room is carpet. find a dead mouse go in here closet cut a whole just big enough for the mouse.after the mouse is in smush it down so it blends stapel the rug back and let the stank begin.after 2 weeks it will be horibel she will sleep on the couch :devil: :devil:

[dbsbl1]

So anything ever come of this?

[dbsbl1]

Originally posted by pikey21
o i got a good one if the room is carpet. find a dead mouse go in here closet cut a whole just big enough for the mouse.after the mouse is in smush it down so it blends stapel the rug back and let the stank begin.after 2 weeks it will be horibel she will sleep on the couch :devil: :devil:

You shouldn't spend so much time on pranks and learn some grammar.

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by 250EXridr
thats one hell of an idea, i think ive herd that before one here

YUP... you heard it here first... just in a more colorful text..

I love this one... (more for the adult office crowd)


Your boss just piss's you off right? Get a pen and paper and write this down...

You will need a few household item's and some time to let mother nature work her magic..

1: A plastic jar with a twist lid (peanut butter jar's work great).

2: 1 cup of expired milk. You will know it is expired of course by the date on the jug but mostly by the aroma and thick consistency of this liquid.

3: 1 raw chicken leg.

Pour milk into plastic jar, place 1 raw chicken leg in jar with milk. Place lid on top of jar and close tightly for transport.

Apon arriving at your concoctions final destination (boss's office, ex girlfriends apartment, that jackass neighbor in the dormroom across the hall.... etc) find a location in the room where the occupant does not frequent or would likely not frequent, such as under a piece of furniture or my favorite, a nice dusty corner of an unused closet would be a great location.

Place the jar in such a manner that it will not be disturbed and loosen the lid just enough so that you can squeeze the jar and hear air escape just a little bit.

Now, close the door and leave ground zero untouched.

This is what happen's..

The raw meat will of course begin to decay, being in a moist, dark and warm environment with very little oxygen the chicken leg will stay moist and not dry up before being able to accomplish it's mission. The milk act's as a catalyst by speeding up the decaying process and also give's off a wonderful gut wrenching stink.

The gas's produced by the decaying flesh and excrement from maggot's which will no doubt be feasting on this rotten flesh will begin to fill the jar's remaining empty space and have nowwhere to go. The jar being plastic will then begin to expand and place significant pressure on the weekest area of the jar. This is of course the lid that you so lovingly loosened just a tad at the beginning of this endeavor.

Eventually the stench inside the jar combined with the mounting pressure from the gas created by soured milk, rotten decaying flesh and maggot excrement will launch the lid off of said jar with such force that typically the content's inside the jar very rapidly find their way out of it's previous home and all over whatever is in close proximity to the jar. The accompanying POP sound is a nice added bonus if the recipient of this little gift is within earshot.
The stench very quickly permiates the air and finds it's way to every nose within 50 ft. The smell will not go away without exstensive cleaning from your local HAZ-MAT team.

This process take's roughly 2 weeks so after planting this artificial GUT BOMB just sit back, relax and wait for the story to circulate. Beleive me when all goes as planned you will definately know it worked.

I will tell you this, the odor is enough to freak people out, but the ensuing anxiety of looking for the source of the offending odor is enough to send your favorite person over the edge...

SIT BACK AND ENJOY YOUR REVENGE...



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[Samson]

Someone may have said this since I skimmed...but just buy a pregnancy test, crack it open, piss on it and throw it in the trash. She'll have lots of explaining to do!

[Samson]

better yet, get a marker and draw a plus on it! :devil:

[Scott-300ex]

oh, nice man^^^^^^ pregnancy:p

[bens250ex]

u might not wonna do anything that stinks if you live in the same house.......but i think the pregnancy thing or condoms would do a charm

[BlazingYamahaYz]

You guys are friggin hilarious! I wanna know if anything ever happened? The worst thing I ever did to my sister was "shoot" her with my paintball gun...she came home late, I was hidding in the hallway, with just my paintball gun(no air, no paintballs, just dry firing) and clicked it as she went by. She freaked out and started yelling and screaming...I just sat there laughing...and my dad was too:devil: ...my mom got pissed tho. :scary:

[theTman]

so what happened man!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

[Adrenalinerush]

the framing her with comdoms is a good one that always works espically if she is 15 your paresnts willo flip

[blondie69]

Don't do anything too major...like the stuff dealin w/ her hair...like cutting it or putting gum in it...from a girls point of view, she'll probably whoop ya. Girls flip if u mess w/ their hair (I know this from experience). And that's just too mean in my opinion. But the condom's in the pocket idea would work...most mothers will FLIP if they find out they find condoms in their 15 yr old daughter's pockets. And the catnip...maybe not put it in her pants pockets (cuz if u do both, they might get suspicious), if she leaves her bookbag in the kitchen or anything, put it in a pocket on that and leave the end of the baggy hanging out or something:confused:

[throwinitup]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
just beat her ***


haha yeah a good ol' *** beating never hurt anyone... :devil: