letter from Santa

[insaneracin2003]

this is what i got from him this week.
Dear Friends
> I have been watching you very closely
> to see if you have been good this year
> and since you have I will be telling my elves
> to make some goodies for me to
> leave under your tree at Christmas.
> I was going to bring you all
> gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,
> but we had a little problem.
>
> The 12 fiddlers fiddling have
> all come down with VD from fiddling with
> the 10 ladies dancing,
> the 11 lords leaping have knocked up
> the 8 maids a-milking, and the
> 9 pipers piping have been arrested
> for doing weird things to the
> 7 swans a-swimming.
> The 6 geese a-laying,
> 4 calling birds,
> 3 French hens,
> 2 turtle doves
> and the partridge in a pear tree
> have me up to my sled runners in bird ****.
> On top of all this
> Mrs. Claus is going through menopause,
> 8 of my reindeer are in heat,
> the elves have joined the gay liberation
> and some people who can't read a calendar
> have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
> Maybe next year I will be able
> to get my **** together and bring you the things you want.
>
> This year I suggest
> you get your asses down to Walmart
> before everything is gone.
>
> Love,
> Santa
>

[zephead400ex]

haha, nice!:)

[Bush0102]

haha...just excuses for santa to take the year off...

[muddkitten]

lmao! that's better then him tellin me i made him go bankrupt!

so i guess it wont matter if im on the bad list this year?

[hondarider2006]

lol letters to santa....weither you guys want to believe it or not, all of the letters sent to Santa are recieved here in North Pole AK. When I was in 6th grade, we spent over 2 weeks repsonding to kids around the world. Wow what some kids wanted...:eek:

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by hondarider2006
lol letters to santa....weither you guys want to believe it or not, all of the letters sent to Santa are recieved here in North Pole AK. When I was in 6th grade, we spent over 2 weeks repsonding to kids around the world. Wow what some kids wanted...:eek:

Oh so you're the one that lost my letter and all I ended up with was the milk and cookies I left out for him eh?? Oh it's on now that I know you're the one that lost it . I still want my power wheels truck , all the teenage mutan ninja turtles , some transformers and Mario 3 for Nintendo ..... and don't make excuses that those are no longer in production .... you guys OWE me . I was good that year and got nothing . :( I've been bad every year since and got everything I wanted . :blah:

[PBlackmon]

LMFAO:D