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sharkinthepool
11-19-2004, 09:03 AM
Things you can only get away with saying at Thanksgiving!!!


Things you can only get away with saying on Thanksgiving.
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. Thanks fo giving!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

11-19-2004, 10:43 AM
im gonna say all those to my family all throughout the day & see if they notice what i'm doing

MY450R
11-19-2004, 11:05 AM
i just printed it out too
man i was gonna do that to
oh boy jumbo and i had the same thought
i will kill myself now

red
11-19-2004, 11:06 AM
my family wouldnt think twice about any of it.

zephead400ex
11-19-2004, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by red
my family wouldnt think twice about any of it.

haha, sounds about right!

11-19-2004, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by MY450R

oh boy jumbo and i had the same thought
i will kill myself now wow...suicide is a great answer ;)

MY450R
11-19-2004, 12:17 PM
i think bringing it up at the table would be funny as chit

lol
11-19-2004, 12:59 PM
my family would catch it in a second

Alberta_Qaudin
11-19-2004, 02:15 PM
sounds like an everyday convo at my place

YFZ450Ridr
11-19-2004, 02:15 PM
LOLOL that had me laughin the hole time.

time to hit print and save it all for thanksgivin ;)