insaneracin2003
11-18-2004, 09:33 AM
It was opening night at the theater and The Amazing Claude was topping the
>>bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
>>stuff.
>>
>>As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists
>>who
>>invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I
>>intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
>>
>>The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
>>pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this
>>antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
>>generations."
>>
>>He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,"
>>Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
>>
>>The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
>>gleaming off its polished surface.
>>
>>Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it
>>slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into
>>a
>>hundred pieces.
>>
>>"****!" said the hypnotist.
>>
>>It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
>>bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
>>stuff.
>>
>>As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists
>>who
>>invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I
>>intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
>>
>>The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
>>pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this
>>antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
>>generations."
>>
>>He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,"
>>Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
>>
>>The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
>>gleaming off its polished surface.
>>
>>Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it
>>slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into
>>a
>>hundred pieces.
>>
>>"****!" said the hypnotist.
>>
>>It took three weeks to clean up the theater.