insaneracin2003
11-12-2004, 07:41 AM
Subject: Good for colds too!
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> > Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
> > >>>married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
> > >>>
> > >>>The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and
> > >she
> > >>>welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat
> > >>while
> > >>>she prepared a little tea.
> > >>>
> > >>>As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
> > >>glass
> > >>>bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of
> > >all
> > >>>things, a condom.
> > >>>
> > >>>Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea
> > >>>had flipped or something...!
> > >>>
> > >>>When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
> > >>>tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
> > >>>floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no
> > >longer.
> > >>>"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
> > >>>(pointing to the bowl).
> > >>>
> > >>>"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown
> last
> > >>>fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said
> > >to
> > >>>put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you
> > >>>know... I haven't had a cold all winter."
> > >>>
> > >>>For those of you who haven't had a flu shot,TRY THIS!!!!!
>
>
> > Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
> > >>>married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
> > >>>
> > >>>The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and
> > >she
> > >>>welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat
> > >>while
> > >>>she prepared a little tea.
> > >>>
> > >>>As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
> > >>glass
> > >>>bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of
> > >all
> > >>>things, a condom.
> > >>>
> > >>>Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea
> > >>>had flipped or something...!
> > >>>
> > >>>When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
> > >>>tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
> > >>>floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no
> > >longer.
> > >>>"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
> > >>>(pointing to the bowl).
> > >>>
> > >>>"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown
> last
> > >>>fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said
> > >to
> > >>>put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you
> > >>>know... I haven't had a cold all winter."
> > >>>
> > >>>For those of you who haven't had a flu shot,TRY THIS!!!!!