insaneracin2003
11-03-2004, 03:42 PM
lil ole lady
Subject: Sunday's Sermon...
> >> > >The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies."
> >> > >He asked how many have forgiven their enemies.
> >> > >About half held up their hands.
> >> > >He then repeated his question.
> >> > >Now about 80 percent held up their hands.
> >> > >He then repeated his question.
> >> > >All responded, except one elderly lady.
> >> > >"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
> >> > >"I don't have any."
> >> > >"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
> >> > >"Ninety-three." she replied.
> >> > >"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the
congregation
> >> > >how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"
> >> > >The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and
said,
> >> > >"I outlived those bit**es"
Subject: Sunday's Sermon...
> >> > >The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies."
> >> > >He asked how many have forgiven their enemies.
> >> > >About half held up their hands.
> >> > >He then repeated his question.
> >> > >Now about 80 percent held up their hands.
> >> > >He then repeated his question.
> >> > >All responded, except one elderly lady.
> >> > >"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
> >> > >"I don't have any."
> >> > >"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
> >> > >"Ninety-three." she replied.
> >> > >"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the
congregation
> >> > >how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"
> >> > >The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and
said,
> >> > >"I outlived those bit**es"