insaneracin2003
11-01-2004, 07:46 AM
sweet
Worth repeating...
Subject: how to keep your sanity
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decafe in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For illegal favors"
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what their name is then laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds
all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party
because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Mr./Mrs.
Marvelous.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling,
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going
to
have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...Send this
E-mail to someone to make them smile...its called therapy!
Worth repeating...
Subject: how to keep your sanity
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decafe in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For illegal favors"
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what their name is then laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds
all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party
because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Mr./Mrs.
Marvelous.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling,
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going
to
have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...Send this
E-mail to someone to make them smile...its called therapy!