freekin missionaries

[chucked]

wut do you do with these peopel?! They wont leave me alone! either asians or jahovahs witnesses, everytime its a nice day and im trying to enjoy it, one of these guys runs up to me and trys to get me to convert... I was going into a wall mart today, I was approached by 3 of them by the time i got from my car to the door, I told them to leave me alone, they are wasting their time and DONT FOLLOW ME, but they run after me and keep talking!!!!!On my way out the store I complained to one of the managers, I was one of a few people that complained so I think she may have called the police. What should I do with these SOBs? They really get me p/o'ed when im at school trying to study!

[DEAL]

Tell them annoying people is a sin and they will go to hell if they don't leave you alone.

[n00b on a 400ex]

take the bible from them, pi$$ on it, then give it back

[bigfoot300ex]

Originally posted by n00b on a 400ex
take the bible from them, pi$$ on it, then give it back

thats not funny at all dude:huh

[400exdad]

Ever see the movie Airplane? :D

Seriously, tell them "No thank you." and keep on walking and don't look back. If they are bothering you at school then you should complain to the school security. They have the right to talk to you, but not annoy.

[Syrus]

Originally posted by n00b on a 400ex
take the bible from them, pi$$ on it, then give it back

Thats taking it to far, and also may get you shot for something like that.

Do what I do, it works everytime, whenever advetisments call me at home, or jahovahs witnesses come up to me I just say "Did I call you ? .. no didnt think so"

Works like a charm :devil:

[chucked]

Originally posted by 400exdad
Ever see the movie Airplane? :D

Seriously, tell them "No thank you." and keep on walking and don't look back. If they are bothering you at school then you should complain to the school security. They have the right to talk to you, but not annoy.

there enlies the problem, unless theres a security personel near by they are useless

[YFZ450Ridr]

when thier running toward you, suddenly stop and trip them. and for the ones u dont trip give them a good piece of your mind and reach in ur bag from schnucks and throw a big can of corn at them;)

[bansheeguy77]

just ignore their existance and hold a conversation with someone else or start talking/singing to yourself. or just tell them to back off all pissed off and keep interrupting anything they say with stfu or back off or such.
i absolutely hate missionaries, it is great you believe what you want and are proud of it. but do not push your religion on me. i find your religion if i want it, you dont find me.

[I-7]

While they are bothering you.. point to another pedestrian and say.. I think that guy over there is interested... he was just telling me that he needs a faith in his life and run

[stupid driver]

Get into a shouting match with them and try to convert them to your faith.

[400exrules]

drop to your knee's and start crying, and yell while sobbing, "why cant people just leave me alone!!!" and when he bends over to u to say he's sorry, crack him in the jaw and make a run for it

[chucked]

how about i just bust out my rocket launcher and blow them up?

[YFZ450Ridr]

stuff some fire crackers up thier *** holes and give em a light.:D

[n00b on a 400ex]

roll up your sleeves on your arm, revealing a pentagram

[chucked]

nah i think im just gonna walk around with a chainsaw from now on, next time they bother me, BRAAAAAAAP!!!!! cut their f'in heads off.

[chucked]

Originally posted by n00b on a 400ex
roll up your sleeves on your arm, revealing a pentagram

how about an encircled, unside-down pentagram.

[400exrules]

better yet, play gta san andreas for a few hours and you will get a couple ideas of wut to do :devil:

[chucked]

Originally posted by 400exrules
better yet, play gta san andreas for a few hours and you will get a couple ideas of wut to do :devil:

yea thats the problem, someone cut me off this afternoon and i started looking for my oozie to shoot them.

Originally posted by chucked
yea thats the problem, someone cut me off this afternoon and i started looking for my oozie to shoot them.

i belive it's spelled uzi last time i checked:p

[chucked]

Originally posted by sEX
i belive it's spelled uzi last time i checked:p

stfu! :D

Originally posted by chucked
stfu! :D

LOL

i love being a smartass:devil:

[n00b on a 400ex]

oozis are for n00bs, i just got my S&M g to hitman level

[MY450R]

just pull down your pants and start whacking and say ohhh god ohh god!!
i think they'll leave you alone

[Mofo Racing]

you guys may find all this talk amusing but there is nothing wrong with taking a missionary position evey once-in-a-while.:D :blah: :devil:

[dodgeram]

Originally posted by n00b on a 400ex
take the bible from them, pi$$ on it, then give it back


Have fun in hell....that's were you going if you do stuff like that.

[chucked]

Originally posted by Mofo Racing
you guys may find all this talk amusing but there is nothing wrong with taking a missionary position evey once-in-a-while.:D :blah: :devil:

HA! I think I can work that in to something I say to the next person that bugs me

[n00b on a 400ex]

WTF happened to this topic lol