Sayings

[team_450_88]

I wanna hear some of yalls sayings...and By that I mean stuff like this....

"Cover ur stump before u hump"

" nos is like a hot chick with std's u wanna hit it but ur afraid of the consequences"

" when in doubt air it out"...

ya kno jus stupid stuff like that...:blah:

[Quad18star]

You know theres a saying that says ... " It don't hurt till the bone shows " I'd like to add on to that saying a bit if I can . My version would be .... " It don't hurt till the bone shows , and even then it ain't THAT bad "

- What's meant to be will always find a way

- Live everyday like it's your last

- Live like you are dying

- You can knock me down , but you can't take me out

and my fave ...

- It's not the size of the dog in the fight ... but the size of the fight in the dog !!!

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Quad18star

- It's not the size of the dog in the fight ... but the size of the fight in the dog !!!

hmmm... is that a confession? :eek: :devil:

[team_450_88]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
hmmm... is that a confession? :eek: :devil:

LMAO :p

[gojk]

My favorite is

"I want to go out of this world the same way I came in, Bloody and Screaming!"

[hondarider2006]

best one ever...."Go Big Or Go Home:devil: "

"if it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks, it needed replacing anyways"

"Drink till shes cute"

"If theres fluff on the muff, than shes old enough:eek: "

[daiglea]

How about a few words of wisdom.

"never play leap frog with a unicorn"
"don't eat yellow snow"
"don't be silly protect your willy"

[blondie69]

-I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minuite of it

-If your a true canadian, show me your beaver (its one meant for guys to use...but I still think its funny:blah: )

-If I could live forever, then forever is what I'd give. Cuz your my one and only, and your the reason why I live.

-As confused as a hungry baby in a toppless bar:macho

-I love my man oh yes I do, he's for me and not for you. If by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face:scary: :blah:

-Blonde ambition is better then natural stupidity:cool:

[sickmojave]

A few things my dad used to say to me.

son(it always started with Son) don't let your battleship mouth overload your row boat butt.

son I'll stomp a mudhole in your ***** and walk it dry. :D

[YFZ450Ridr]

"live to learn or learn to live"

[Rico]

He's happier than a sissy with a bag of wieners.....:huh

[Quad18star]

If your a true canadian, show me your beaver (its one meant for guys to use...but I still think its funny )

LMAO ....And surprisingly enough ... I've heard this saying used before ... and it works . Nothing like a bunch of Crazy Canadian Chicks .... best in the world . :devil: :blah:

And Bart .... whatever gets the job done right?? :D :p Keeps the ladies comming back all the time . ;)

[Hondadudeehhhh]

my favorite is, Suzuki's are like tampons. they are only for pussies :D

[YFZ450Ridr]

Originally posted by Hondadudeehhhh
my favorite is, Suzuki's are like tampons. they are only for pussies :D

dont forget ur yamahas:rolleyes:

[bulkdriverlp]

dont knock it till you tried it
live and learn
when in doubt gas it
get a bigger hammer

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by blondie69
[B-If I could live forever, then forever is what I'd give. Cuz your my one and only, and your the reason why I live.

-I love my man oh yes I do, he's for me and not for you. If by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face:scary: :blah:

[/B]

Ohhh Tegan... :) We still have to wait, honey! :devil:

[Tommy 17]

your lil princess is my lil whore:eek2: :devil:


what u talk'n bout willis???:huh

[blondie69]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
your lil princess is my lil whore:eek2: :devil:


what u talk'n bout willis???:huh


Lmao! I've heard that one before, I thought it was hilarious:devil: :blah:

[mojoe2878]

"your mouth is fixin to write a check your ***** cant cash"
"never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
"want in one hand and chit in the other and see which one gets full fastest"

lifes a garden, dig it.

Joe Dirt is so cool:devil:

[Guy400]

"I lay more pipe than British Petroleum."

[LTandRaptorider]

get more *** than a toilet seat...

done bun can't be undone...

[Got nads?]

My invisible friend thinks you have mental problems!


Your mouth is moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah!

[cletusEX]

"sweating like a pregnant whore in church"

[outacontrol31]

-BALLS THE THE WALLS
-crashing, it's not what i do in life, it is my life
-you sure are fast cause you were haulin *** when i passed you
-hold my trophy while i kiss your girl
-**** HAPPENS
-life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get
-a man with one eye is king in a blind mans world

[brian-250]

Balls out

from tommy- hold it WFO till you see god

i got more *** last night then a toilet seat will in 5 years

fat chicks need lovin to

i can can climb anything(sounds of rolling down a hill):p

no fear

its funny to someone gets hurt, then its Hilarius



theres more i just cant think of them.:o

[fastmofo]

id walk across a mile of crushed glass, just to hear you fart in a walky talky

I'd lick my mail mans balls just to sniff your soiled panty's

I may not go down in history, but ill go down on your sister

chicks dig scars

I get more clit then a ginacolagist

got more, cant think right now though

[fastmofo]

Lift it, fat chicks cant jump

Lowered trucks are for guys who can't get it up

Lifted trucks are for guys who can't go down

the lowere i go, the more she likes it

Don't let my big dick scare you, i really am a nice guy

I have the dick, I make the rules

[fastmofo]

Im out like a boner in sweat pants

Im off like a prom dress

[Rootar]

here is one i heard today;


"its hotter then two rats making whoopy in a wool sock in here":huh

I hear voices, and they don't like you!

Don't make me get my flying monkies!

[MichaelS693]

"Its not the size of the boat, Its the motion in the ocean":eek2:

"Shut your sausage holder" :eek: <==3

"BBBBBOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGGG"

"When the Tailgate Drops the Bull$hi% Stops"

[exatak199]

I'm not a squril. Then your one big BEAVER! :eek:


allso in my sig V

[LazeR]

Losers always whine about there best, winners go home and F**k the prom queen.

Assumption is the muther of all f**k ups!

(from larry the cable guy) More frustrated then a 3 legged dog trying to burry a turd on a frozen lake.

i have a lot more, gotta find them

[n00b on a 400ex]

if shiny red and blue lights are behind you, shift it into 5th and PIN IT!

as a teen, its expected of you to do stupid things

when in doubt, jump off

*made those by myself*

[yoshz400rider]

couple

dont be a fool wrap your tool

if theres grass on the field play ball

im out like a fat chick in dodgeball

he needs a hit like a crack head needs one

[EPDP99]

out like a deaf kid in musical chairs-----> is the best

im gonna be like a baby and head out.....

from Boondock Saints:
make like a tree and get the f*** outta here!!!!

[team_450_88]

" pissed me off worse than a 1 legged eithiopian watching a donut roll down a hill"


" more iritated than a blind man in a titty bar"

:p The dog/frozen lake thing was funny chit ...haha lmao

[JR3]

when me and friends go muddin and get stuck all the rednecks are like hit it goin 40 lol

what u got to lose

im more angry then a legless ethiopian watchin a donut roll down a hill <from larry the cable guy

[MXEDUP337]

I was madder then a skinhead watching The Jeffersons.

P.S. Larry the Cable Guy front row Nov. 12th :D

[nhyfzrider]

busier than a one legged man in an *** kicking contest!

:eek2:

[bulkdriverlp]

-BALLS THE THE WALLS

wtf? first time i heard that one

[Dumontexrider]

Yuck Famaha

FMX is for those who couldnt cut in in MX

People say they get new stuff for their rides to go faster, but unless your at top speed all the time, and still eating my dust, learn how to ride faster

Ride hard, ride fast, be stupid

[your2slo2]

busier than a 3 peckered billy goat

neater than a skeeters peter split 3 ways on the 3rd sunday of the month

[sharkinthepool]

Originally posted by sickmojave
A few things my dad used to say to me.

son(it always started with Son) don't let your battleship mouth overload your row boat butt.

son I'll stomp a mudhole in your ***** and walk it dry. :D .

Those are pretty good man I have not heard those before!

[Scott-300ex]

Chevy's are just like whores, they both suck.


you know how the saying goes "If this car's a rockin' don't come a knockin'"

well on That 70's show, Kelso's like, "If this vans a rockin'...............................uh.......... .......we're in there doin' it."


so d a m n funny.

[416mx]

IT'S HOTTER THAN A BI@TCH FOX IN A FOREST FIRE!:eek2:

[416mx]

IT'S COLD ENOUGH TO FREEZE THE BALLS OF A BRASS MONKEY!!:p

[outacontrol31]

Originally posted by bulkdriverlp
-BALLS THE THE WALLS

wtf? first time i heard that one

my bad it's suppposed to be BALLS TO THE WALLS

[brian-250]

"The chicks dig it":blah:

[8804Rs]

I'm so mad I could go outside and spit straight up.


:mad:


Lets make like horse chit and hit the road.

[Quad18star]

" I don't want to be told to grow up , and I don't want to change I just want to have fun . I don't want to be told to grow up , and I don't want to change so you better give up " - Simple Plan

[TheFontMaster]

I heard this one a couple days ago

-You ain't gay if you hit her in the *****er.

[blondie69]

Originally posted by TheFontMaster
I heard this one a couple days ago

-You ain't gay if you hit her in the *****er.


.....yes u r:ermm:

[the-ex-files]

If it smells like chicken, keep on licken. If it smells like trout, get the F out!

Let's make like my pants, and split.

You ain't gay, if your on top.

When in doubt, pull out!

[TheFontMaster]

Originally posted by blondie69
.....yes u r:ermm:

I'm not gay. I can proove it if you want ;) :D

[redrider69]

"im starving like a one armed eithopian hanging off a cliff with a hamburger in his back pocket"

"im sweatin like R kelly in a girl scout meeting"

" we ride and dont worry about the fall it must be the cowboy in us all"

[blondie69]

Originally posted by TheFontMaster
I'm not gay. I can proove it if you want ;) :D


I wasn't meaning to imply that you were gay, I meant that if you get a gurl up the bum...that's not right:ermm: :eek2: And its just sliiiiiightly gay

[Michael18]

these are kind of bad but they are funny as chit.
"old enough to pee, old enough for me"
"old enough to bleed, old enough to breed"
"if there's grass on the feild play ball, even if there's not stomp around in the mud for a while"
and the all time best
"old enough to go to the racetrack, old enough to sit on the pole"

[redrider69]

"lifes a dance u learn as you

" the early bird gets the worm"

"ive got balls so big its hard to find pants that fit"

[Michael18]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tommy 17
[B]your lil princess is my lil whore:eek2:


i have the t-shirt that says that. I bought it from tshirthell.com

[nhyfzrider]

old enough to crawl, she's in the right position. OUCH!

Originally posted by nhyfzrider
old enough to crawl, she's in the right position. OUCH!

thats mean yet funny. i gotta use that one sometime

[jaywoodsrider]

I like these.
I'm sweating like a *** eating a hott dog.
I'm sweating like a whore in church.

[LTZ400rider]

Originally posted by Hondadudeehhhh
my favorite is, Suzuki's are like tampons. they are only for pussies :D

ur sayin hayabusas and quadzillas are for pussies?:rolleyes: :eek2:

my girl friend says i dont listen or something like that

girls are like tampons, always stuck up biatches

[tclapp]

You got that look like u just got through humping the neighbors dog

SHe looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

SHe got hit with a hot skillet of WTF

she is the campus door knob everyone gets a turn

this one is horrible but "slip her a mickey and give her a quickie"

guys if you arent getting any go to the abortion clinque u know they are puttin out, , i heard that one last nite its so horrible but funnie

[team_450_88]

" its on like donkey kong":rolleyes:

[86350x]

Originally posted by Quad18star
[B]Nothing like a bunch of Crazy Canadian Chicks .... best in the world . :devil: :blah:
]

So far I'm going to have to agree with him:confused: There so much more open and fun.

[i30nes]

Mudding Quote:
Going in fast and hard, Coming out wet and sloppy

[KFX21]

If brains were dynamite, you would'nt have enough to blow your nose. Your d!ck would'nt touch the ground if ya were layin on your
stomach.

[BrandonBlackmon]

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

SAY YES-/ to mullets.

Has anyone seen my booger?

Your momma's one arm and peg leg didn't make a difference last night!

[outacontrol31]

Originally posted by BrandonBlackmon
Save a tree, eat a beaver.

SAY YES-/ to mullets.

Has anyone seen my booger?

Your momma's one arm and peg leg didn't make a difference last night!

omfg thats halrious, hmmmm,
1 finger for the icky, 2 for the sticky:devil:

[trick450r]

A grandpa ram and a grandson ram are walking together..they come over a hill and see a ton of sheep...the grandson ram says...hey grandpa lets ruch down their and f@#K us one of them sheep...the grandpa says no my grandson lets wander down their f@%k them all!!


my dad told me that one....

[bulkdriverlp]

old enough to bleed old enough to breed

hold her tight i had her last nite

[440exnacsracer]

1 finger for the icky, 2 for the sticky

2 in tha pink, one in tha stink:confused: :D :devil:

[team_450_88]

Originally posted by 440exnacsracer
2 in tha pink, one in tha stink:confused: :D :devil:

LMFAO.....omg dude...thats funny ....haha ima laugh for days..its like 12:30pm and I jus busted out laughin...fu***** gross but funny...**** I think I woke my parents up laughin...:ermm: :p

[86350x]

Originally posted by bulkdriverlp
old enough to bleed old enough to breed

hold her tight i had her last nite

Thats just scary ed:confused:

[440exnacsracer]

girls are like tampons, always stuck up biatches

hmmm,..chevy's are like tampons,...every pussies gotta have one:devil:

[RedEx XCRider]

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go

They's a Little Cowboy in all of us.

Death Before Dishonor

if you ain't liveing life on the edge, your jes taking up Space.

And MY Dads FAv:
One Shot, One Kill