View Full Version : My Retard Cousin.......
BrandonBlackmon
10-18-2004, 09:54 AM
My cousin is not really retarded but I have a tale to post about him. One night we were riding through the woods and decided to take a piss break. We parked beside a creek. When we got through, I noticed he was behind a tree. I headed up the trail and I looked back right in time to see him back off about a six foot bank, plunging into the rather cold water. (month=January):D he is known around this site as PBlackmon
PBlackmon
10-18-2004, 11:40 AM
Screw you Brandon!!:grr: You want me to tell them about you and the briar patch?:blah:
BrandonBlackmon
10-18-2004, 11:44 AM
Go ahead, make my day!:rolleyes:
reconmaster
10-18-2004, 11:56 AM
seriously how old r u 2 grow up
BrandonBlackmon
10-18-2004, 12:00 PM
Kiss it, I don't want to grow up, that's boring. Oh, by the way if you don't have anything good to say then don't say nothin'.:grr:
And another thing......... Who races a recon you panzy???!!!!
THINK BEFORE YOU TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PBlackmon
10-18-2004, 02:58 PM
Who's the beotch now???!!!
FastestBlaster
10-18-2004, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by BrandonBlackmon
And another thing......... Who races a recon you panzy???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao :D youre right lol you two seem like you have interesting rides lol the telephone wire, this ditch, and teh briar patch? like to hear that one lol :devil:
reconmaster
10-19-2004, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by BrandonBlackmon
Kiss it, I don't want to grow up, that's boring. Oh, by the way if you don't have anything good to say then don't say nothin'.:grr:
And another thing......... Who races a recon you panzy???!!!!
THINK BEFORE YOU TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey man i was just sayin stop actin like 5 year olds about lil things and do u race? well if u don't then shut up
BrandonBlackmon
10-19-2004, 04:44 PM
Oooooh, did your momma help you with that reply? And for your info., I do race, and my quad issssssssssssss considered a sport atv, unlike yours, recon racer boy! You brought this on yourself, maybe you should lighten up and learn that some people live a FUN life and are not always tightwads like you. I do not want to hear from u again because you are a prick.
P.S. ALSO LEARN SOME MANNERS!
reconmaster
10-19-2004, 04:52 PM
how old r u kid seriously i don't have a problem wit u i just have a problem with they way u react 2 things that r not serious
BrandonBlackmon
10-19-2004, 04:53 PM
19 bro.
BrandonBlackmon
10-19-2004, 04:55 PM
The way I react to things that are not serious??!! You are the one with no sense of humor!
BrandonBlackmon
10-19-2004, 04:58 PM
And another thing, you need to correct "I love to play hickey to hockey" in your profile, just a lil helpful hint
reconmaster
10-19-2004, 04:58 PM
listen i figured ur were tryin 2 piss off ur cousin alright
calm down and take a chill pill
BrandonBlackmon
10-19-2004, 05:00 PM
I was, and I am just trying to figure out the problem with that. Does anyone else think that I was childish?
reconmaster
10-19-2004, 05:12 PM
my bad @ not takin it as a joke man sorry about that thanx 4 da tip of my profile
BrandonBlackmon
10-19-2004, 05:14 PM
no problem, and thanx for the apology, that's all I wanted:)
PBlackmon
10-19-2004, 06:30 PM
Good I'm glad this was settled. No hard feelings?? I'll even apologize for my little remark to Reconmaster.
Now kiss and make up! j/k :blah:
this is a great post:devil:
slack309
10-21-2004, 10:51 AM
yo brandon u got a 400ex.. they r so sick i just picked mine up like 4 days ago and i love it
BrandonBlackmon
10-21-2004, 11:56 AM
welcome to the EX family!;)
FastestBlaster
10-21-2004, 07:34 PM
i want one but i dont have enough money right now for one and ive never riden a sport quad before and im only 5' and 85lbs. so im gonna start out on th e04 250ex----its still an ex! lol :D ;)
BrandonBlackmon
10-21-2004, 07:40 PM
I hear ya!
FastestBlaster
10-21-2004, 07:41 PM
yea lol ;) :D :devil:
damn dude your small no offense. how old are u?
FastestBlaster
10-23-2004, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by sEX
damn dude your small no offense. how old are u?
yea i kno im small but hey i cant change it or anything lol and im 14
theTman
10-23-2004, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by FastestBlaster
yea i kno im small but hey i cant change it or anything lol and im 14
eat your vegtables...you wiegh as much as a 5th grader
FastestBlaster
10-23-2004, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by theTman
eat your vegtables...you wiegh as much as a 5th grader
thanxs for the advice :ermm: ;)
vegetables? i would suggest twinkies. pm brian-250 he is an expert on twinkies:eek:
FastestBlaster
10-25-2004, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by sEX
vegetables? i would suggest twinkies. pm brian-250 he is an expert on twinkies:eek:
lol ok ill tell him you sent me ;) :blah:
YFZ450Ridr
10-27-2004, 06:48 PM
great post!! was laughin the hole time:blah: lolol
FastestBlaster
10-28-2004, 05:03 PM
you ppl are all mean making fun of me!! :(
lol j/k idc if im small or not. i cant change it or anything so hey...lol
BrandonBlackmon
10-29-2004, 09:24 AM
NICE CONFIDENCE!;)
FastestBlaster
10-29-2004, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by BrandonBlackmon
NICE CONFIDENCE!;)
lol thanxs ;) :p
MY450R
11-04-2004, 07:49 AM
pphhhh hahahaha
i had to get that out
FastestBlaster
11-04-2004, 04:54 PM
lol:rolleyes: ;) :D
LTZ400rider
12-14-2004, 08:06 PM
get a 300ex
JDiablo
12-14-2004, 08:21 PM
wow,lol grow up guys,c'mon now act your age:grr: \
lol j/k growing up sux:o
fastestblaster,were you from in NYS?anywere close to rock hill?
2004exrider
04-06-2005, 07:47 PM
ahh dont worry i was only 103# in 10th grade:( but im fine now. soon ull be able to get a 400ex or maybe 450r:D
2004exrider
04-06-2005, 07:57 PM
me and my dad were ridin back in some woods and hes tryin to get me to go thru a deep river but i finally got him to try and cross it... bad mistake his 450 foreman just didnt have it he got half thru and just sank! after bout an hour in the dark he got it running but not good, the ole' ex had to pull him up the steep muddy bank. i doubted it but it had no problem what so ever! got that thing started and was just shootin out puffs of water hole way home, checked oil that was pure white.:eek2: glad i didnt go thru.lol
300ex13
04-07-2005, 01:31 PM
hey guys growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional!!
fastestblaster: u gotta gain some weight bro, do wut i do, eat like a pig, and work out:D
i'm 14 5'2 and weigh 120:)
wallaby_kid
04-11-2005, 01:13 PM
hey faster blaster dont worry bouty being short man
im your height and ur age but just think of it this way, all teh pro motocrossers adn quadcrossers are short as HELL!! we might be the bext ones!!! :blah: :D
thrasher_ex
04-11-2005, 07:47 PM
yes lol
thrasher_ex
04-11-2005, 07:49 PM
**** didnt c that there was more than 1 page so......dont pay attention to what i say lol im a dumb*****
TRX_450
05-08-2005, 08:14 AM
yea dude..lol u needa put on some lbs.... im 14, 5'8 140....o and btw the 400 will be fine if ya know wat ur doin..i jus bot mine last saturday and it was worth every penny...
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