To funny not to share.

[brian-250]

the truth about some cops.:eek2:





Subject: Rectum Stretcher

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a
woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on
the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love(?), asked,
"What's your hurry?"
To which she ! replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS
:blah:

[440ex2001]

a speed limit is not a suggestion. its LIMIT 10 over is 10 to much. With out laws there would be anarchy. But if it takes 6 foot rectums to keep order in a civil society so be it.

[gyt-r450]

lol

[bulkdriverlp]

lmao

[dirtmomma]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Thats a good one hahahaha:D

[user101]

brian...u better watch out for popo;)

[chucked]

Originally posted by 440ex2001
a speed limit is not a suggestion. its LIMIT 10 over is 10 to much. With out laws there would be anarchy. But if it takes 6 foot rectums to keep order in a civil society so be it. depends on the speed limit, if its like 55, 10 mph is probably what everyone is already driving. as long as its not raining nothing will probably happen as long as people have the proper following distance.

[brian-250]

Originally posted by user101
brian...u better watch out for popo;)


popo dont skeer me.:macho











unless he sits on me.:eek2:

[fastkid400]

now i know why cops walk funny:p

[brian-250]

Originally posted by fastkid400
now i know why cops walk funny:p

LMGDAO!

[bansheeguy77]

Originally posted by brian-250
popo dont skeer me.:macho











unless he sits on me.:eek2:

YOUR saying someone is fat????

[LazeR]

Originally posted by bansheeguy77
YOUR saying someone is fat????

No more twinkies so he might be shrinking

[YFZ450Ridr]

Originally posted by LazeR
No more twinkies so he might be shrinking

watch out for those deadly stretch marks;) ;)

[quad]

Originally posted by brian-250
popo dont skeer me.:macho











unless he sits on me.:eek2:
I defended ya once by saying that I think you may be more mature than some of the people on here.I must say though,I TAKE IT BACK!! You deserve everything you get on here,and then some.See,I kinda felt a lil' bad for ya because people always made fun of your weight.Then I see/hear you say somthing like that about someone else???To me,thats pretty immature.

[brian-250]

Originally posted by quad
I defended ya once by saying that I think you may be more mature than some of the people on here.I must say though,I TAKE IT BACK!! You deserve everything you get on here,and then some.See,I kinda felt a lil' bad for ya because people always made fun of your weight.Then I see/hear you say somthing like that about someone else???To me,thats pretty immature. :huh ive meet POPO before, he knows im just messin wth him, and trust me, im NOT fat, john and cody just think i am. so if your callin me inmature, think again.;)

[theTman]

Originally posted by brian-250
:huh ive meet POPO before, he knows im just messin wth him, and trust me, im NOT fat, john and cody just think i am. so if your callin me inmature, think again.;)


*thinks.....*

immature:o



















im jm with ya brian

[quad]

Originally posted by brian-250
:huh ive meet POPO before, he knows im just messin wth him, and trust me, im NOT fat, john and cody just think i am. so if your callin me inmature, think again.;)
I don't have to "think"....I KNOW!!:o :D

[popo]

Originally posted by brian-250
popo dont skeer me.:macho











unless he sits on me.:eek2:

We will see who is scared at the ironman chubby.

I am sure as many people that you lip off too. It's gonna be a *** kicken event.

Taking orders for of those who want me to kick the chubby kid in the butt for them. FREE.

1. Meek's order is in.

[Taco]

Originally posted by popo
We will see who is scared at the ironman chubby.

I am sure as many people that you lip off too. It's gonna be a *** kicken event.

Taking orders for of those who want me to kick the chubby kid in the butt for them. FREE.

1. Meek's order is in. I'd like to order a kick in the teeth:D

[quad]

Originally posted by popo
We will see who is scared at the ironman chubby.

I am sure as many people that you lip off too. It's gonna be a *** kicken event.

Taking orders for of those who want me to kick the chubby kid in the butt for them. FREE.

1. Meek's order is in.
Give him 1 for me !! :devil:
Get him popo!!:D

[brian-250]

Originally posted by popo
We will see who is scared at the ironman chubby.

I am sure as many people that you lip off too. It's gonna be a *** kicken event.

Taking orders for of those who want me to kick the chubby kid in the butt for them. FREE.

1. Meek's order is in.


lmao!, i was around meek for 20 mins at powerline park and he never said a word to me, so i dont think he will.:ermm:

[crap-banshee32]

haha thats great!!!
cops are arseholes!

[MotoX3]

haha that joke is awesome....and good news.....the fu manchu is back!!!:chinese: