insaneracin2003
10-15-2004, 02:29 PM
pretty good....lol
>HUSBAND WANTED
> > > >A lonely woman , aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
> > > >She put an ad in the local paper that read:
> > > >HUSBAND WANTED !
> > > >MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
> > > >MUST NOT BEAT ME,
> > > >MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
> > > >AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
> > > >ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >On the second day she heard the doorbell.
> > > >Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see
> > > >a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
> > > >He had no arms or legs.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The old woman said,
> > > >"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
> > > >Just look at you....you have no legs!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The old man smiled,
> > > >"Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Again the old man smiled,
> > > >"Nor can I beat you!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.
> > > >"Are you still good in bed?"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >With that, the old gentleman leaned back,
> > > >beamed a big broad smile and said,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
> > > >
> > > >
>HUSBAND WANTED
> > > >A lonely woman , aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
> > > >She put an ad in the local paper that read:
> > > >HUSBAND WANTED !
> > > >MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
> > > >MUST NOT BEAT ME,
> > > >MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
> > > >AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
> > > >ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >On the second day she heard the doorbell.
> > > >Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see
> > > >a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
> > > >He had no arms or legs.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The old woman said,
> > > >"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
> > > >Just look at you....you have no legs!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The old man smiled,
> > > >"Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Again the old man smiled,
> > > >"Nor can I beat you!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.
> > > >"Are you still good in bed?"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >With that, the old gentleman leaned back,
> > > >beamed a big broad smile and said,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
> > > >
> > > >