insaneracin2003
10-11-2004, 08:45 AM
Subject: PULLED OVER - Women Always Tell the Truth!
>
> >
> >
> >>> The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mile per
> > hour, sir."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on
> > cruise control at 60,
> >>> perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
> >>>
> >>> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says
> > sweetly from the
> >>> passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you
> > know that this car
> >>> doesn't have cruise control."
> >>>
> >>> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver
> > looks over at his
> >>> wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut
> > for once?"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should
> > be thankful your
> >>> radar detector went off when it did."
> >>>
> >>> As the officer makes out the second ticket for
> > the illegal radar
> >>> detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and
> > says through clenched
> >>> teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth
> > shut.
> >>>
> >>> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that
> > you're not wearing
> >>> your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75
> > fine."
> >>>
> >>> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I
> > had it on, but took
> >>> it off when you pulled me over so that I could
> > get my license out of
> >>> my back pocket."
> >>>
> >>> The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well
> > that you didn't have
> >>> your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt
> > when you're
> >>> driving."
> >>>
> >>> And as the police officer is writing out the
> > third ticket the driver
> >>> turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT
> > THE HELL UP??" The
> >>> officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does
> > your husband always
> >>> talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> "Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been
> > drinking."
> >>>
>
> >
> >
> >>> The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mile per
> > hour, sir."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on
> > cruise control at 60,
> >>> perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
> >>>
> >>> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says
> > sweetly from the
> >>> passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you
> > know that this car
> >>> doesn't have cruise control."
> >>>
> >>> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver
> > looks over at his
> >>> wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut
> > for once?"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should
> > be thankful your
> >>> radar detector went off when it did."
> >>>
> >>> As the officer makes out the second ticket for
> > the illegal radar
> >>> detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and
> > says through clenched
> >>> teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth
> > shut.
> >>>
> >>> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that
> > you're not wearing
> >>> your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75
> > fine."
> >>>
> >>> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I
> > had it on, but took
> >>> it off when you pulled me over so that I could
> > get my license out of
> >>> my back pocket."
> >>>
> >>> The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well
> > that you didn't have
> >>> your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt
> > when you're
> >>> driving."
> >>>
> >>> And as the police officer is writing out the
> > third ticket the driver
> >>> turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT
> > THE HELL UP??" The
> >>> officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does
> > your husband always
> >>> talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> "Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been
> > drinking."
> >>>