any singers in here...lol

[insaneracin2003]

this is a kick
Sing along to the tune of "I will survive" when you read this.

...... At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you
>had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just
>waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I
could take you on....
> >
> >But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and
>you've bought me a French fry! I should have known that it was
bull****, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no
anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, Don't
you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat
to think I wouldn't catch you out!? Don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count???
> >(Chorus)
> >I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries,
>My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a
> >handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
> >
> >[Verse II] It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When
>I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with all

>your egos and to hell with all your needs Now I'm saving all my lovin'
for a cordless
> >multispeed!
> >
> >(Chorus)
> >I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have
> >batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good
>sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey!
Hey!

[stiffy]

LOL that's going to be in my head all weekend. Thanks LOL

[Atreyu]

Originally posted by stiffy
LOL that's going to be in my head all weekend. Thanks LOL


What exactly is going to be in your head? :blah:

[Quad18star]

ROFLMAO ..... Although I'm a terrible singer , I was able to sing that song . I'd love to hear a professional sing it . LMMFAO

[bulkdriverlp]

aw amn that great lmmmao

[Mxjunkie]

lmfao, i was singing it and my dad walked in here, ah poo i feel so dumb now :o :p